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'oh well werent you already making something like that' Yes and now im not making it anymore because it needs an elf loader
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
archraphael.bsky.social
You're right, I could not resist the thicc elf wife! We'll make her into an apple pie milf!

(Took longer than expecting, but im happy its finished!)
An Apple Pie Elf riding dick and getting creampied.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 AM
faefutchauntie.bsky.social
I'd also hear the argument for the "Oath of the Common Man" Homebrew that someone made.

i always wanted to play a Monk/Paladin subclass and smite with my hands.

"Im gonna build a new world for these kids with my hands and fists"
OATH OF THE COMMON MAN • PALADIN SACRED OATH OPTION A simple blacksmith raises his hammer above the glowing-hot steel. It strikes once. Twice. He lifts it a third, and holds it in his grasp as he studies the steel. As if in anticipation, the hammer begins to quake with holy force and he brings it down again and again, his divine strength aiding his work. A half-elf clad in common clothes watches her friend prepare alchemical mixtures, combining the contents of distilled vials into one another before letting loose a shriek as the concoction erupts before her. Looking on the failed works of her friend, the half-elf pats her back with a smile. "It is alright," she speaks, "try once more, sister. Your work is of the utmost importance." Adorned in simple, self-made mail, a dragonborn readies his hammer as he stands before the liege lord who has enslaved his people. On this day, the tyranny ends. On this day, his people go free. The Oath of the Common Man is born of togetherness, mutual suffering, and righteous indignation at those who would put their boot heel to the collective neck of the worst-off in society. When a greedy baron levies unfair taxes that cut the poor to the bone, when a pompous dragon ransacks the countryside to build his own personal hoard, when a bloodthirsty tyrant forces the poor into conscripted service in his armies, to fight and die on the frontlines, the paladin of the Common Man will be there with the fury of the oppressed at their back, with thunder in their voice and fire in their eyes, and the will of the people behind their every word and action. To a paladin of the Common Man, tyrants and avaricious industrialists are worse than any fiend, and they must be thrown down, their schemes bent and broken, before the might of those they sought to keep down. Paladins of the Common Man always wear armor and clothing that is simple, un-ornate, but well cared-for and kept up with the labor and dedication that comes only from earnest devotion. TENETS OF THE COMMON MAN The tenets that a paladin of the Common Man obeys vary wildly from individual to individual, but all carry within them the same revolutionary spirit, the single idea that the change the world needs to break free from tyranny is destined to happen, but that much work needs to be done alongside every common man and woman to bring this collective dream to fruition. A paladin of the Common Man thus roughly upholds the following tenets: Equality. All creatures are inherently equal, and those that deny this fact for their own gain do the common man harm. Community. A struggle is meaningless if it is not done together for a greater purpose than oneself. Stand and fight with your brothers and sisters for the betterment of all. Respect. Give respect, love, and kindness to those disenfranchised who find themselves without any. They are your comrades, and the reason you fight. Change. The world must change if it is to • be any better, and it will not change if we do not act. Do your part to make a more just future. Labor. You are not above the work that the co Turn the Bourgeois. Those that hold themselves a class above the common working man must be brought down and made to fear the peasantry. As an action, you utter an indictment against those who would trample the rights of laborers, inspiring the same terror in them that they inflict on those they believe to be beneath them. Each creature that considers itself inherently better than the common man (typically including most fey, non-chaotic fiends, and dragons - your DM is the ultimate arbiter of this) that can see or hear you within 30 feet of you must make a Wisdom saving throw. If the creature fails its saving throw, it is turned for 1 minute or until it takes damage. A turned creature must spend its turns trying to move as far away from you as it can, and it can't willingly move to a space within 30 feet of you. It also can't take reactions. For its action, it can use only the Dash action or try to escape from an effect that prevents it from moving. If there's nowhere to move, the creature can use the Dodge action. Designed by /u/the_singular_anyone Photoshop by /u/the_singular_anyone • Visit w ALROCK HOMEBREW for more! http://walrock-homebrew.blogspot.com/ Art by Emrah Elmasli, Vance Kovacs, Boris Kustodiev, and Otakurose6 28 Special thanks to the kind folks of reddit, and /u/skybug12 for his amazing Photoshop guide!
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
shinjieatcurry.bsky.social
started 3 eps of frieren last night and so far its alright. im not feeling particularly attached to it just yet.

i mean i like the concept of an immortal elf and everyone slowly dying all around her and shes like, damn i wanna know humans more so i'll keep going for now.
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
deniweenie.bsky.social
it should never be spoken of because its illegal actually but also im trying to wrap my head around a dwarf trying to mating press an elf like im not sure how these logistics work
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
thevioletstarling.com
someone on here said "redesign your OC's this year" and that was exactly what my brain has been trying to prod me about. I got quite a few, but im starting with Aurora. Not sure about her main outfit yet, but it's getting there!

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#Art #OC #STARLINGS #StevieNix
new, but technically old, hairstyle for Aurora Starbinder. She's an elf with star pupils and her hair is partially pulled into a ponytail with the rest down and a fringe of poofy bangs a Starling class uniform made specific for Aurora, but will become the new Astrid uniform a new uniform design for Aurora that will become the Astrid uniform for other Starlings we become deified
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
kogalcosmique.bsky.social
here issss todays bullshitttt tomorrow i want to try more poses i like poses but im not too good at them... i think my coloring is nice though i'm just trying to not use pure black/white and shift my hues more too bad its much more washed out when its not on my tablet
two sketches of a woman; one sketch shows her with her hands on her hips while the other sketch consists of her making two peace signs with her fingers a colored sketch of an elf-like woman with a nervous expression and sweat sliding down her face
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 AM
vileelf.bsky.social
Im not real, Im an elf from the dream dimension. Here to try to grant you good dreams
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
tirabeesu.bsky.social
is it not the universal experience to see an elf who seems to be near stress shakies, like a small wet dog, and think "i think things should be done to him, like science experiments (affectionate)" bc im pretty sure thats universal
zenospenos.bsky.social Cianon | @elfexegete @zenospenos.bsky.social · 23d
@tirabeesu.bsky.social is always in raid saying that arsene is moe by proxy of being a man who always looks like he’s in distress
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 AM
x-03.bsky.social
Did a doodle of an old fav. Still miss him

Still not super confident drawing men, but I might draw more techno art just cause Im used to drawing him

#mcyt #mcytart #fanart #technoblade #technobladefanart #digitalart #doodle
A doodle sketch of technoblade(prince version), a man with long hair, half down, with some pulled up in a ponytail. Wearing a crown with some hair over and under it. Wearing a cape with a fur lining and one earing in his elf like ears
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
missygoesmeow.bsky.social
anyway frankenemmrich

(used a ref from frankenstein created woman)(also im sure im not the only one who had this thought but i had it, so i drew it)(i think it would be neat if he committed crimes for love)

tw: blood, anatomical heart (not very well drawn tbh)

#emmrichvolkarin #emmrook #datv #art
an art nouveau inspired illustration of Emmrich Volkarin from dragon age the veilguard if he was victor frankenstein. there are skeletons, shrouds kiss, lilies and the gloaming lantern as framing decoration. there is also a smaller illustration of Emmrich working on his creature - which is a dead Rook (female elf).
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 AM
guitarmoder.bsky.social
not as drippy as my mage but thats just because im an absolute belf fangirl and the heritage armour is my favourite set i have

honestly looking forward to more elf armour in midnight hopefully can get something new for my mage
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
tickleparty.bsky.social
This is as much for me as it is for you. A self portrait of me being me. #self #portrait #self-portrait #elf-portrait #im-not-an-elf #smile
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
pudgypuk.bsky.social
well i suppose it’s spoiler embargo up, so.

i can be accused of being a predictable bitch. easily comprehensible, understandable. “oh she likes duskwights.” “puk is an elf fucker.” “there’s an elezen man i know what they’re thinking.”

and im here to tell you i am NOT beating the allegations!!!
December 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
checkeredtile.bsky.social
so why is halmarut the only one thats not a hyur cause every other ascian thus far has been a hyur model aside from emet being an elezen base and when fandaniel was amon who is presumably an elf. i mean its cool and refreshing im just like Why now
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
phantasmicdream.bsky.social
CW// Blood ⚠️
Concept, what it looks like when you start doing high force spells and take physical damage from it.

I also just roll bad resisting drain 😩
[ #TheSeasofSeattle / #shadowrun / #oc / #art / #elfenjoyers ]
Drawing of Kitten an elf with orange hair and freckles. Wearing a black and red suit. Looking tired with his hand on his forehead casting a spell text beside saying "stun damage" kitten looking more exhausted with blood from his nose and eye text "physical damage" kitten saying "yeah... im not feeling great" his cat mentor spirit saying "you should slow down" Kitten looking worse casting a fire spell shouting "die!" With more blood coming from his nose and eyes. Kitten coughing up blood. Kitten cleaning the blood.off his face saying "the shit I go through for this group."
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
artemysfoxden.bsky.social
if i ever have an extended family member's kid say that they touched the elf for any reason, im telling them im a witch in training and while im not specialized in christmas magic, i can give it raw magic and go talk to big red up north telling him it was an accident. no kid should deal eith that bs
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
illidarling.bsky.social
voting period begins for which hot elf bachelor i get vegas married to
1) the more popular/main cast the better because thats what shuts my brain off
2) im not allowed to make an oc for shipping it has to be the most direct yume possible (isekai)
it will be cringe. and freeing. this is my therapy
illidarling.bsky.social ve'nari kisser @illidarling.bsky.social · Dec 29
my new years resolution is to pick one and gut it out despite my instincts to run away screaming so im going to start on that now i think. ganbatte rynn you're getting married to an elf. which one, we dont know yet, but its happening. prepare
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
totsugoji.bsky.social
DAMN IT IM NOT AN ELF
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
cjohns815tn.bsky.social
Im Chris, not as in Kris Kringle, but I could be an elf.
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
gelmorra.bsky.social
Please reconsider following me. Im not an artist, I mostly bitch and moan on this account and post my elf undead hole
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
mofox.bsky.social
Thank you for the art share.

I am M or Mo, I mostly draw mine and my friends' OCs and TTRPG characters. I am working on making my scenes and interactions between characters more genuine, but im proud with how far it's come.
A retro-styled grain over an image of s dark blue monkey like creature who has tiger stripes and a shark like tail. They swim, their body seen above and below the water surface, gazing at something in the distance. Their eyes stand out, bright orange and shaped like fish. Two characters from the game series, Children of the Light. One is solid, looking wistfully at the second who fades out of view, hand extended as if saying a last goodbye. Two characters in drawn as stylized chibis, looking over a bubbling bowl. One, shorter, has long brown hair and wears tapestries of clothes. She has wolf ears and a tail. The second, taller, is a half-elf with blond hair. He looks inquisitive, saying "we'll test this on woman first." Two characters look at each other, one, a fox, seems amused, if not surprised as a monkey girl hangs upside down in front of him. The fox is a mottled brown, unimpressive, and blends into his Grey robes and the mountain backdrop behind him. The monkey girl is a deep purple, the ends of her tail and hair cream. She smiles at the Fox, excited. "HIi! Who 're you? Ive never seen you around!" Is written across the bottom as if being spoken.
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
spiderdungeon.bsky.social
the way i wanna be able to read this so bad but im not gonna go on facebook to do it
An elaborate lord of the rings meme comic where the text is super blurry and fucked up, impossible to read. featuring legolas aragorn and an elf whose name i cannot remember at all
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
poppyzone.bsky.social
KQ1 is too strong a dead ringer for the exact UI and shade of green I remember for it to NOT be that, though in my memory is looked a bit more like it wasn't drawn on MS paint and there was a fisherman or an elf you could talk to next to the lake, but im willing to write those off to me being wrong
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM