#happyraptureday
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@thebulwark.com picking up where @newsracket.bsky.social has left me wanting today.

#HappyRaptureDay
"Rapture TikTok" Has Lost It!
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September 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Being forced to endure all of eternity with this specific group of people feels more like hell than heaven. Leave me behind please. #happyraptureday
September 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The Nihilistic Extremist Army says 'Whadup?' Were we left behind in the rapture? #HappyRaptureDay
14x17" Oil on Mixed Media
#Art #OilPainting #ContemporaryArt
September 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#HappyRaptureDay Everyone! You to can profit from the radically right's self fulfilling prophecy! With some Canadian Softwood lumber and our "How to self Rapture" guide, you can help make enough of these to meet MAGA demand. Act now before the Capitalist billionaire monopolies do.😏
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#HappyRaptureDay, people! I think it's for real this time. I've been awake over 3 hours and I haven't seen a single evangelical in my car or house.
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Wahoo!
It's bi visibility day so you are required to look at my muscles

[ #BigFlexersOnly #BiVisibilityDay #HappyRaptureDay ]
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What's all this about a rupture? Is it an American thing? Again. Or is Liz Truss out?

#happyraptureday
September 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
#HappyRaptureDay!
There were so many people at my grocery store this morning. I must live in a really bad neighborhood. How was traffic to work today? Maybe it'll be better this evening? 👼
September 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So has anyone been raptured yet? Or do we gotta queue up?
#Happyraptureday
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
#HappyRaptureDay everyone!

#FunFact: "Rapture" was the first rap single to top the U.S. charts.

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Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
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September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Remember to use water, not bleach, to take a #Tylenol. #HappyRaptureDay
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Really looking forward to being left behind with all the people the prioritize humanity over selfishness today! #HappyRaptureDay
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
#RaptureTuesday

To all the quasi-christians out there: #HappyRaptureDay🔥 For everyone else’s sake I hope it happens!

▶️ to the @GOP: we are not distracted: #releasetheEPSTEINfiles & #fuckdɯnɹʇ #ANTIFArules

For the rest of us, let’s enjoy #RoshHashanah✡️ #books📚
#TacoTuesday🌮 #rainbows🌈
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM