September 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Technically, she only has today. It’s #RaptureTuesday tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Technically, she only has today. It’s #RaptureTuesday tomorrow
Happy #RaptureTuesday! Remember, if you see anyone ascending make sure to record it and post it online! You never know if they're going to comically hit some obstruction on the way up. If they do, be sure to tag #FailArmy!
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Happy #RaptureTuesday! Remember, if you see anyone ascending make sure to record it and post it online! You never know if they're going to comically hit some obstruction on the way up. If they do, be sure to tag #FailArmy!
Uhm... I was promised some free housing after today. I'd like to speak with the manager.
#RaptureTuesday
#RaptureTuesday
a man wearing a rapture t-shirt stands in front of a screen that says tracy jordan
ALT: a man wearing a rapture t-shirt stands in front of a screen that says tracy jordan
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September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Uhm... I was promised some free housing after today. I'd like to speak with the manager.
#RaptureTuesday
#RaptureTuesday
Me, on Wednesday when it turns out the rapture still hasn't happened and all the insane zealots are still pretending that they're going to be swooped up in some Biblically prophesized vacuum cleaning:
#RaptureTuesday
#RaptureTuesday
a picture of a hallway with the words " you 're still here "
ALT: a picture of a hallway with the words " you 're still here "
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September 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me, on Wednesday when it turns out the rapture still hasn't happened and all the insane zealots are still pretending that they're going to be swooped up in some Biblically prophesized vacuum cleaning:
#RaptureTuesday
#RaptureTuesday
#RaptureTuesday
To all the quasi-christians out there: #HappyRaptureDay🔥 For everyone else’s sake I hope it happens!
▶️ to the @GOP: we are not distracted: #releasetheEPSTEINfiles & #fuckdɯnɹʇ #ANTIFArules
For the rest of us, let’s enjoy #RoshHashanah✡️ #books📚
#TacoTuesday🌮 #rainbows🌈
To all the quasi-christians out there: #HappyRaptureDay🔥 For everyone else’s sake I hope it happens!
▶️ to the @GOP: we are not distracted: #releasetheEPSTEINfiles & #fuckdɯnɹʇ #ANTIFArules
For the rest of us, let’s enjoy #RoshHashanah✡️ #books📚
#TacoTuesday🌮 #rainbows🌈
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
#RaptureTuesday
To all the quasi-christians out there: #HappyRaptureDay🔥 For everyone else’s sake I hope it happens!
▶️ to the @GOP: we are not distracted: #releasetheEPSTEINfiles & #fuckdɯnɹʇ #ANTIFArules
For the rest of us, let’s enjoy #RoshHashanah✡️ #books📚
#TacoTuesday🌮 #rainbows🌈
To all the quasi-christians out there: #HappyRaptureDay🔥 For everyone else’s sake I hope it happens!
▶️ to the @GOP: we are not distracted: #releasetheEPSTEINfiles & #fuckdɯnɹʇ #ANTIFArules
For the rest of us, let’s enjoy #RoshHashanah✡️ #books📚
#TacoTuesday🌮 #rainbows🌈
September 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
we got a rapture coming on the day kimmel is supposed to return to network tv. #rapturetuesday is about to be lit 🔥
Kimmel is back on Tuesday:
DISNEY: "We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."
DISNEY: "We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
we got a rapture coming on the day kimmel is supposed to return to network tv. #rapturetuesday is about to be lit 🔥
Well, it seems Tuesday is done now everywhere in the world. My friends, who are the best of mankind, are all still here. Now maybe the world can focus on real problems and not these silly games being played and spouted. 🤦♀️ #raptureTuesday
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Well, it seems Tuesday is done now everywhere in the world. My friends, who are the best of mankind, are all still here. Now maybe the world can focus on real problems and not these silly games being played and spouted. 🤦♀️ #raptureTuesday
September 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
September 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Latest #News: When the world failed to end on #RaptureTuesday, Episcopal leaders addressed end-times theology, Scripture.
Priests Address Viral Rapture Rumors - The Living Church
They emphasized that the rapture is not biblical and is not consistent with Episcopal and Anglican teaching.
livingchurch.org
October 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Latest #News: When the world failed to end on #RaptureTuesday, Episcopal leaders addressed end-times theology, Scripture.
So, if I get this correctly… it’s not going to be #TacoTuesday anymore but #RaptureTuesday?
Did I get it right?
#AskingForAFriend
Did I get it right?
#AskingForAFriend
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
So, if I get this correctly… it’s not going to be #TacoTuesday anymore but #RaptureTuesday?
Did I get it right?
#AskingForAFriend
Did I get it right?
#AskingForAFriend