Remove the commas and you get Lucky's monologue from Godot.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
While 🍃-
T & S: *desperately trying to get me to know this play* YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE DUDE SEDUCES THE WOMAN FROM A BUSH!
#kitchentablepoly #englishmajor #itwasafrenchplay @shaytfae.bsky.social
T & S: *desperately trying to get me to know this play* YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE DUDE SEDUCES THE WOMAN FROM A BUSH!
#kitchentablepoly #englishmajor #itwasafrenchplay @shaytfae.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
While 🍃-
T & S: *desperately trying to get me to know this play* YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE DUDE SEDUCES THE WOMAN FROM A BUSH!
#kitchentablepoly #englishmajor #itwasafrenchplay @shaytfae.bsky.social
T & S: *desperately trying to get me to know this play* YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE DUDE SEDUCES THE WOMAN FROM A BUSH!
#kitchentablepoly #englishmajor #itwasafrenchplay @shaytfae.bsky.social
i have written more fic in my schools library than i have done any honest studying #englishmajor
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i have written more fic in my schools library than i have done any honest studying #englishmajor
When you realize Lion King 1 1/2 is just Rosencratz and Guildenstern are Dead #EnglishMajor #EnglishMajorThoughts
October 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
When you realize Lion King 1 1/2 is just Rosencratz and Guildenstern are Dead #EnglishMajor #EnglishMajorThoughts
"How ASU's English department went from 'cavalry' to world-class program.
Department of English celebrates 125th anniversary with special events including a history exhibit"
#Humanities #EnglishMajor
#CreativeWriting #1stinInnovation #ArizonaStateUniversity
#ForksUp 🔱
news.asu.edu/20250923-art...
Department of English celebrates 125th anniversary with special events including a history exhibit"
#Humanities #EnglishMajor
#CreativeWriting #1stinInnovation #ArizonaStateUniversity
#ForksUp 🔱
news.asu.edu/20250923-art...
How ASU's English department went from 'cavalry' to world-class program | ASU News
Today's word of the day is quasquicentennial. If you're thinking, quas-what? — you're probably not alone. According to Merriam Webster's dictionary, the word's first known use was in 1962, much more r...
news.asu.edu
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"How ASU's English department went from 'cavalry' to world-class program.
Department of English celebrates 125th anniversary with special events including a history exhibit"
#Humanities #EnglishMajor
#CreativeWriting #1stinInnovation #ArizonaStateUniversity
#ForksUp 🔱
news.asu.edu/20250923-art...
Department of English celebrates 125th anniversary with special events including a history exhibit"
#Humanities #EnglishMajor
#CreativeWriting #1stinInnovation #ArizonaStateUniversity
#ForksUp 🔱
news.asu.edu/20250923-art...
THAT album is why she likes him. #englishMajor
September 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
THAT album is why she likes him. #englishMajor
I hate it when an English class wants me to interview someone! I’m too socially awkward 😩 what do I do if they say no?! #college #englishmajor #englishclass #researchclass #writersky
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I hate it when an English class wants me to interview someone! I’m too socially awkward 😩 what do I do if they say no?! #college #englishmajor #englishclass #researchclass #writersky
My first thought reading “Tis time for a pilgrimage” was “No it’s not, its September. It’s not April, which is when thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages.” 😆 #EnglishMajor
September 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My first thought reading “Tis time for a pilgrimage” was “No it’s not, its September. It’s not April, which is when thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages.” 😆 #EnglishMajor
Week 2 of fall semester is hitting HARD! 😫I’d say I’m looking forward to some relaxation this weekend, but it is already completely booked with a cross country meet, readings, studying, and grading papers. 😭
#collegegirl #senioryearproblems #somanyclasses #englishmajor #anthropologymajor
#collegegirl #senioryearproblems #somanyclasses #englishmajor #anthropologymajor
September 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Week 2 of fall semester is hitting HARD! 😫I’d say I’m looking forward to some relaxation this weekend, but it is already completely booked with a cross country meet, readings, studying, and grading papers. 😭
#collegegirl #senioryearproblems #somanyclasses #englishmajor #anthropologymajor
#collegegirl #senioryearproblems #somanyclasses #englishmajor #anthropologymajor
Tomorrow I start my master’s course on English linguistics. After taking a sabbatical to cope with a family crisis, it feels good to get back into academia. #GradStudent #EnglishMajor #Academia 🎓
August 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Tomorrow I start my master’s course on English linguistics. After taking a sabbatical to cope with a family crisis, it feels good to get back into academia. #GradStudent #EnglishMajor #Academia 🎓
Need some more reasons why the #EnglishMajor could be poised to make a comeback in the age of #AI? Here ya go!
#writingcommunity #writelife #writesky #writersofbluesky #creativewriting #writing
#writingcommunity #writelife #writesky #writersofbluesky #creativewriting #writing
The English Major Could Make a Comeback in the Age of AI
Part Two: Machines can’t write (or think or teach)
elanorlandrie.substack.com
August 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Need some more reasons why the #EnglishMajor could be poised to make a comeback in the age of #AI? Here ya go!
#writingcommunity #writelife #writesky #writersofbluesky #creativewriting #writing
#writingcommunity #writelife #writesky #writersofbluesky #creativewriting #writing
Statistics show that the #Englishmajor is one of the most regretted majors among #college grads. #AI seemed to make English degrees even more worthless, as it replaced #writing jobs faster than just about any other job category.
However . . .
#writingcommunity #writesky #writersofbluesky #booksky
However . . .
#writingcommunity #writesky #writersofbluesky #booksky
The English Major Could Make a Comeback in the Age of AI
Part One: Critical thinking in a world of bias and deception
open.substack.com
August 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Statistics show that the #Englishmajor is one of the most regretted majors among #college grads. #AI seemed to make English degrees even more worthless, as it replaced #writing jobs faster than just about any other job category.
However . . .
#writingcommunity #writesky #writersofbluesky #booksky
However . . .
#writingcommunity #writesky #writersofbluesky #booksky
I hated "English" before I became 11B, then majored in it after I got out. As Captain Jack Sparrow ponders, "Funny ol' world, isn't it?" #Infantry #EnglishMajor
July 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I hated "English" before I became 11B, then majored in it after I got out. As Captain Jack Sparrow ponders, "Funny ol' world, isn't it?" #Infantry #EnglishMajor
My parents: "the years you spent studying Latin poetry and Vergilian poetic meter were a complete waste of time when are you ever going to use this knowledge in the real world?"
Me opening today's Spelling Bee: 😎😎😎
#englishmajor #wins
Me opening today's Spelling Bee: 😎😎😎
#englishmajor #wins
July 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My parents: "the years you spent studying Latin poetry and Vergilian poetic meter were a complete waste of time when are you ever going to use this knowledge in the real world?"
Me opening today's Spelling Bee: 😎😎😎
#englishmajor #wins
Me opening today's Spelling Bee: 😎😎😎
#englishmajor #wins
How did I, a millennial, get through the last recession/housing crisis? I majored in English lit and disassociated 🤷🏼♀️
#millennial #englishmajor #englishlit #reading #booksky #booktok #recession #copingmechanisms
#millennial #englishmajor #englishlit #reading #booksky #booktok #recession #copingmechanisms
July 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How did I, a millennial, get through the last recession/housing crisis? I majored in English lit and disassociated 🤷🏼♀️
#millennial #englishmajor #englishlit #reading #booksky #booktok #recession #copingmechanisms
#millennial #englishmajor #englishlit #reading #booksky #booktok #recession #copingmechanisms
TRUE STORY: The first time I read "Richard III," I was wondering, "Who is this Gloucester guy? He seems to have all the good lines. When does Richard III show up?"
#shakespeare #earlymodern #englishmajor
#shakespeare #earlymodern #englishmajor
July 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
TRUE STORY: The first time I read "Richard III," I was wondering, "Who is this Gloucester guy? He seems to have all the good lines. When does Richard III show up?"
#shakespeare #earlymodern #englishmajor
#shakespeare #earlymodern #englishmajor
When you ask an English major for a clock to put in your office… - vist.ly/3n87nrh
#Timekeeping #Timing #MaritimeNavigation #EnglishMajor #GPS #GNSS #PNT #Galileo #Infrastructure #Transportation #Jamming #Spoofing #China #Russia #Cybersecurity #CriticalInfrastructure
#Timekeeping #Timing #MaritimeNavigation #EnglishMajor #GPS #GNSS #PNT #Galileo #Infrastructure #Transportation #Jamming #Spoofing #China #Russia #Cybersecurity #CriticalInfrastructure
When you ask an English major for a clock to put in your office... - RNTF
Precisely correct every five minutes.
rntfnd.org
June 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When you ask an English major for a clock to put in your office… - vist.ly/3n87nrh
#Timekeeping #Timing #MaritimeNavigation #EnglishMajor #GPS #GNSS #PNT #Galileo #Infrastructure #Transportation #Jamming #Spoofing #China #Russia #Cybersecurity #CriticalInfrastructure
#Timekeeping #Timing #MaritimeNavigation #EnglishMajor #GPS #GNSS #PNT #Galileo #Infrastructure #Transportation #Jamming #Spoofing #China #Russia #Cybersecurity #CriticalInfrastructure
NOTE: There is only one Strait of Hormuz.
Therefore, "Straits" is incorrect.
Thank you.
Therefore, "Straits" is incorrect.
Thank you.
June 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is the English Major Thriving or Facing Extinction in Today’s Universities?
#EnglishMajor #HumanitiesCrisis #HigherEd #LiberalArts #Education #UniversityLife #Literature #AcademicFunding #AdjunctLife #SaveTheHumanities
#EnglishMajor #HumanitiesCrisis #HigherEd #LiberalArts #Education #UniversityLife #Literature #AcademicFunding #AdjunctLife #SaveTheHumanities
June 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is the English Major Thriving or Facing Extinction in Today’s Universities?
#EnglishMajor #HumanitiesCrisis #HigherEd #LiberalArts #Education #UniversityLife #Literature #AcademicFunding #AdjunctLife #SaveTheHumanities
#EnglishMajor #HumanitiesCrisis #HigherEd #LiberalArts #Education #UniversityLife #Literature #AcademicFunding #AdjunctLife #SaveTheHumanities
I used to be so mad when someone asked me what the theme of a book was in English Classes because I was like, “it’s because the writer wanted to.” Now, writing, having that theme to cling to is like a lifeline during most chapters. #WriteSky #Writers #Authors #WritingCommunity #Theme #EnglishMajor
June 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I used to be so mad when someone asked me what the theme of a book was in English Classes because I was like, “it’s because the writer wanted to.” Now, writing, having that theme to cling to is like a lifeline during most chapters. #WriteSky #Writers #Authors #WritingCommunity #Theme #EnglishMajor
@BenHigginsSD tweeted
Your #EnglishMajor is showing
💬
@thestevenwoods I’m really afraid this kid is gonna Lenny this cat 😬 https://t.co/8KS7fRGJAm
Your #EnglishMajor is showing
💬
@thestevenwoods I’m really afraid this kid is gonna Lenny this cat 😬 https://t.co/8KS7fRGJAm
Tweet
@BenHigginsSD tweeted
Your #EnglishMajor is showing
💬
@thestevenwoods I’m really afraid this kid is gonna Lenny this cat 😬 https://t.co/8KS7fRGJAm
twitter.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@BenHigginsSD tweeted
Your #EnglishMajor is showing
💬
@thestevenwoods I’m really afraid this kid is gonna Lenny this cat 😬 https://t.co/8KS7fRGJAm
Your #EnglishMajor is showing
💬
@thestevenwoods I’m really afraid this kid is gonna Lenny this cat 😬 https://t.co/8KS7fRGJAm
Here’s a new one for my #thisisnothing #letterboxd tag: boxd.it/9WlYVx
I pulled out some #Shakespeare to pan this soulless, why-bother (alleged) #thriller 🤓
you’re welcome! 💁♀️
#FilmSky #moviereview #PorchLight #KcookandCatsCo #FilmCritic #englishmajor
I pulled out some #Shakespeare to pan this soulless, why-bother (alleged) #thriller 🤓
you’re welcome! 💁♀️
#FilmSky #moviereview #PorchLight #KcookandCatsCo #FilmCritic #englishmajor
A ★★ review of Green Zone (2010)
This is nothing 😳 It’s, like, all the trappings of a good thriller, but just utterly soulless and empty. The score is thumping and they’re credibly jumping from action set piece to action set piece an...
boxd.it
June 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Here’s a new one for my #thisisnothing #letterboxd tag: boxd.it/9WlYVx
I pulled out some #Shakespeare to pan this soulless, why-bother (alleged) #thriller 🤓
you’re welcome! 💁♀️
#FilmSky #moviereview #PorchLight #KcookandCatsCo #FilmCritic #englishmajor
I pulled out some #Shakespeare to pan this soulless, why-bother (alleged) #thriller 🤓
you’re welcome! 💁♀️
#FilmSky #moviereview #PorchLight #KcookandCatsCo #FilmCritic #englishmajor
