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pvrplewooper.bsky.social
"YOUR MAN USED TO EATMY ASS” "I KNOW. I WAS HOLDING THE CAMERA, REMEMBER?" "RIGHT. RIGHT. I FORGOT.SORRY. MY MEMORY'S NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE THE ACCIDENT” "IT'S OKAY, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT TO THE WEDDING"
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
bossmoss420.bsky.social
#$EATMY #$ASS
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
nikeytheangel.bsky.social
KNOW YO BABYMOMMA WANNA EATMY SHORTS
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
tensandwich.bsky.social
I refuse to pay the Economist or imply that they are attracting readers by creating an account, not even one for eatmy@shorts.com. Can someone break down uh, what are they suggesting is the legal case? #22 is not, like, one of the weirdly-phrased, cryptic amendments. It's pretty straightforward.
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
ciphox.bsky.social
DONT EATMY TOMATOO
September 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
onlymeeeme.bsky.social
Wife: Daisy said the power went out again.

Brian: well shit! Let me run over there real quick. I know exactly what the problem is!

#cheatingkink #marriedMenAreHot (except for mine) #kissmy #touchmy #eatmy #wet #pussy #hotblonde #fuckbuddy👀 #milf/cougar #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #breast
July 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
onlymeeeme.bsky.social
🥵💦👅 my goodness!!!

#eatmy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #blowjobQueen #fuckbuddywhereareyou #milf #cougar #thisoneisforyou #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #touch #me

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lonelysword.bsky.social lonelysword.bsky.social @lonelysword.bsky.social · Feb 2
Need this
succubililly.bsky.social 𝑳𝙞𝒍𝙡𝒚 ♱ @succubililly.bsky.social · Feb 2
Don't mind me, I'm just bored and kinda hungry~
June 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
onlymeeeme.bsky.social
That was so nice of her to make the bed for us!
🫦🥵😈❤️‍🔥💦💦💦
#HotSex #DrippingWet #Oopsy #HowDidThisGetInHere #cheatingFetish #Tease #fuck #EatMy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #fuckbuddy #milf/cougar #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #TouchMe
June 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
onlymeeeme.bsky.social
When your wife leaves to run errands and I just so happen to be in the neighborhood. 🫦💦😈😬🥵💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

#Oopsy #HowDidiThisGetInHere #cheatingFetish #Tease #fuck #EatMy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #fuckbuddy #milf/cougar #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #TouchMe
June 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
onlymeeeme.bsky.social
This will be us, sweet baby on our first “date”🫦💦😈❤️‍🔥💖💋❌⭕️❌⭕️

#FirstDate #carplay #fuck #EatMy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #fuckbuddy #milf/cogar #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #TouchMe #blojob #HandJob #SO #FUCKING #HORNY
June 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
onlymeeeme.bsky.social
Ok, it’s official! With all of my tips and gifts from you guys, I’m going to invest in a hippie van. It’s going to be my job to do “drive-by~pleasure visits”. 🫦💦💋

#carplay #fuck #EatMy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #fuckbuddy #milf/cogar #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #TouchMe
June 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
smashmatt202.bsky.social
A Tweet from Adrian Bott from October 16, 2015. It reads: 'I never thought leopards would eatMY fact,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
May 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sharonz.bsky.social
Eatmy Shortz had some opinions.
ahoycaroline.com Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · Feb 26
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.

Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...

Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
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February 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
andykarlson.bsky.social
This is fun, because there's no authentication. So a person could, theoretically, enter their first name as "Eatmy" and their last name as "Entireass". Hypothetically.
faineg.bsky.social Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Feb 27
The Heritage Foundation ghouls want to know what YOU think about the illegal DOGE effort to destroy the American government! Let them know!

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
The Heritage DOGE Survey | The Heritage Foundation
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February 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
eatmyglobe.bsky.social
For some Food History on Thanksgiving, listen to an oldie but goodie episode where we speak with culinary historians and the Homesite Cultural Programs Manager at Plimoth Patuxet:
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EatMyGlobe.com/plimoth
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November 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social
Customer: EAT MY "SS"
DMV: eat can have sexual connotations… eat my SS or eat my ass

Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "EATMY SS".
April 30, 2024 at 9:00 PM
eatmyglobe.bsky.social
#OTD in 1725, Peter the Great died. He created what became known as the Troitshnaya style of caviar.

Find out what it is & the History of #Caviar on #EatMyGlobe — available wherever you get your podcasts or below:

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#FoodHistoryPodcast
Simon Majumdar with a spoon in a tin of caviar. Includes text, “Caviar,” and the Eat My Globe logo of Simon Majumdar's likeness using the initials "S" and "M" holding a globe on a platter with the words, "Eat My Globe," underneath.
February 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM