#eatmy
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
KNOW YO BABYMOMMA WANNA EATMY SHORTS
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I refuse to pay the Economist or imply that they are attracting readers by creating an account, not even one for eatmy@shorts.com. Can someone break down uh, what are they suggesting is the legal case? #22 is not, like, one of the weirdly-phrased, cryptic amendments. It's pretty straightforward.
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
DONT EATMY TOMATOO
September 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Wife: Daisy said the power went out again.

Brian: well shit! Let me run over there real quick. I know exactly what the problem is!

#cheatingkink #marriedMenAreHot (except for mine) #kissmy #touchmy #eatmy #wet #pussy #hotblonde #fuckbuddy👀 #milf/cougar #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #breast
July 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
June 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When your wife leaves to run errands and I just so happen to be in the neighborhood. 🫦💦😈😬🥵💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

#Oopsy #HowDidiThisGetInHere #cheatingFetish #Tease #fuck #EatMy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #fuckbuddy #milf/cougar #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #TouchMe
June 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This will be us, sweet baby on our first “date”🫦💦😈❤️‍🔥💖💋❌⭕️❌⭕️

#FirstDate #carplay #fuck #EatMy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #fuckbuddy #milf/cogar #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #TouchMe #blojob #HandJob #SO #FUCKING #HORNY
June 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ok, it’s official! With all of my tips and gifts from you guys, I’m going to invest in a hippie van. It’s going to be my job to do “drive-by~pleasure visits”. 🫦💦💋

#carplay #fuck #EatMy #sexy #wet #pussy #hot #blonde #fuckbuddy #milf/cogar #hard #sex #passionate #prettyinpink #playful #TouchMe
June 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
May 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Eatmy Shortz had some opinions.
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.

Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...

Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
secured.heritage.org
February 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This is fun, because there's no authentication. So a person could, theoretically, enter their first name as "Eatmy" and their last name as "Entireass". Hypothetically.
The Heritage Foundation ghouls want to know what YOU think about the illegal DOGE effort to destroy the American government! Let them know!

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
The Heritage DOGE Survey | The Heritage Foundation
secured.heritage.org
February 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
For some Food History on Thanksgiving, listen to an oldie but goodie episode where we speak with culinary historians and the Homesite Cultural Programs Manager at Plimoth Patuxet:
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EatMyGlobe.com/plimoth
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November 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Customer: EAT MY "SS"
DMV: eat can have sexual connotations… eat my SS or eat my ass

Verdict: DENIED
April 30, 2024 at 9:00 PM
#OTD in 1725, Peter the Great died. He created what became known as the Troitshnaya style of caviar.

Find out what it is & the History of #Caviar on #EatMyGlobe — available wherever you get your podcasts or below:

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OR
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#FoodHistoryPodcast
February 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM