purplewooper
@pvrplewooper.bsky.social
Ty ver 2.8 • they/he • interests include pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy
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First joint of 2026 🤩 but why my outfit lowkey giving Christmas with the red and the green 🤔
I just got this new mug and it’s like lined with metal on the inside of it 😳😳 Honestly feeling like this might be teaaaaaaa…. like it’ll probably make it so much faster to heat up my drinks in the microwave :D
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I just got this new mug and it’s like lined with metal on the inside of it 😳😳 Honestly feeling like this might be teaaaaaaa…. like it’ll probably make it so much faster to heat up my drinks in the microwave :D
Basically any time I click the little + button to make a new post, even I don’t know what the fuck I’m about to say 🫦 I’m favored of Apollo and each of my skeets is guided by the hand of prophecy
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Basically any time I click the little + button to make a new post, even I don’t know what the fuck I’m about to say 🫦 I’m favored of Apollo and each of my skeets is guided by the hand of prophecy
Do yall think any astronauts ever gaped their butt with a big dildo up in space? Follow up question: would the zero gravity make it easier or harder to play with that pussy?
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Do yall think any astronauts ever gaped their butt with a big dildo up in space? Follow up question: would the zero gravity make it easier or harder to play with that pussy?
It’s so funny to me to use roomfie for the person I’ve built my life with
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It’s so funny to me to use roomfie for the person I’ve built my life with
Lowkenuinely embarrassing asf
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Lowkenuinely embarrassing asf
Fucking fatty fat fat fat pig snacking all day bc you didn’t get enough sleep (@ me)
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Fucking fatty fat fat fat pig snacking all day bc you didn’t get enough sleep (@ me)
Girl I’m so bored let’s go wear a mask when we go shopping
January 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Girl I’m so bored let’s go wear a mask when we go shopping
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I sure post about resident evil a lot for someone who has never played any of the games
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I sure post about resident evil a lot for someone who has never played any of the games
What if I just started posting exclusively in Spanish? Would yall still fucking with me?
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
What if I just started posting exclusively in Spanish? Would yall still fucking with me?
I actually don’t give a fuck about people following me back but if you are going to like genuinely so many of my posts over many different days why not just follow 😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I actually don’t give a fuck about people following me back but if you are going to like genuinely so many of my posts over many different days why not just follow 😭😭
Who’s one of my five wooperheads that give af about what I post :D
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Who’s one of my five wooperheads that give af about what I post :D
Reposted by purplewooper
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
The fountain of youth is hidden in my prostate. If you hit it just right, it may start to flow 💦
January 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The fountain of youth is hidden in my prostate. If you hit it just right, it may start to flow 💦
Whoever made my chipotle bowl put hella steak in it let me go back there and suck them off omg
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Whoever made my chipotle bowl put hella steak in it let me go back there and suck them off omg
Just a few months ago I was at my lowest….. fat, broke, nasty….. no loyal followers, no purplewooper brand….. NOTHING!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Just a few months ago I was at my lowest….. fat, broke, nasty….. no loyal followers, no purplewooper brand….. NOTHING!!!!!
Purplewooper is younger and much more tighter btw
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Purplewooper is younger and much more tighter btw
You may be a pig, but imma still try and milk you 😈🐖🥛
January 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
You may be a pig, but imma still try and milk you 😈🐖🥛
Jade is younger and much more beautiful BTW
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Jade is younger and much more beautiful BTW
Bussy TAL - EN - TED
It do cartwheels 🤸
And he pay
Cause he like
How this fart feels 💨
It do cartwheels 🤸
And he pay
Cause he like
How this fart feels 💨
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Bussy TAL - EN - TED
It do cartwheels 🤸
And he pay
Cause he like
How this fart feels 💨
It do cartwheels 🤸
And he pay
Cause he like
How this fart feels 💨
If you go to my profile and like a bunch of my pics just imagine I’m blowing you a lil kiss with my butthole 😍💜🫶🏻
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
If you go to my profile and like a bunch of my pics just imagine I’m blowing you a lil kiss with my butthole 😍💜🫶🏻
Bitches stay talking about the triple dipper like I won’t end it all and make a 13 reasons why video blaming every single oomf that rubs the fact they’re able to go to Chilis in my face when I can never experience the joy of a triple dipper here in Seattle
January 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Bitches stay talking about the triple dipper like I won’t end it all and make a 13 reasons why video blaming every single oomf that rubs the fact they’re able to go to Chilis in my face when I can never experience the joy of a triple dipper here in Seattle
take your clothes off, get on all fours and ARCH THAT BACK PIGGY!!!!! oink 🐷
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
take your clothes off, get on all fours and ARCH THAT BACK PIGGY!!!!! oink 🐷
And yet no one said to me “purplewooper we love you! Please don’t die! Also here is $900 :)” fake asf and gay…. All of yall 😒
Pay me attention or I die
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
And yet no one said to me “purplewooper we love you! Please don’t die! Also here is $900 :)” fake asf and gay…. All of yall 😒
Hmmm oomf jail for you! (Muted until I remember to unmute in 3 months or until I decide you actually need to be unfollowed)
January 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Hmmm oomf jail for you! (Muted until I remember to unmute in 3 months or until I decide you actually need to be unfollowed)