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(sigh)

bork bork…
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Even the Swedish Chef is like “Vert de børk er dis?”
February 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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EFTA01285888 | EFTA01285888 Deutsche Bank Deutsche Bank Must Co. .Americas - NYC20-0102 New York. NY 10154 BORK ASSOCIATES, INC NEW YORK NY 10022 For personal assistance call: Jj Litchford December 1. 2015 to December 31. 2015 Summary of Account Balance(s) Account Businsa Checking 2 F.nclosuns Account Number Balance S40 491 78 Ikgiming Balance st of December I. 2015 Deposits and Other Credit. Checks Paid ATM and Debit Card Withdrauals Service Charges and Other Fees Other Etbits Ending Balance as of December 31. 2015 595.810.75 50.00 (SI 0.000.00 ) 50.00 50.00 .545 338 97 1 S40.491.78 Transaction Wail Date Deraziption &sinning Balance a. of December 1, 2015 12.01 k Preauthorized Debit 1010910000[4.189523 ACII PMT AMEX EP:rimer* 12.04 # Preauthorized Debit 101021000029877005 ADP - FEES ADP PAYROLL FEES 12-04 a Preauthorized Debit 101021000029877076 ADP- FEES ADP PAYROLL FEES = Preauthorized Debit 12-07 101043000090867939 PREMIUMS OXFORD HEALTH I /dui Credit (1,019.94 ) Balance S95 830 75 94,810.81 (63.37 94,747.44 (168.02 ) 94.579.42 (5.260 48 ) 89,318.94 All items are credited subject to final collection and receipt of proceedt in cash or by unconditional credit to and accepted by Deutsche Bank Trust Company Antericas. 42953715 I of 4 CONFIDENTIAL - PURSUANT TO FED. R. ca. N IDENTIAL v(e)F SDNY_OM_00042276 DB-SONY-0005100 EFTA (()152885 EFTA01285888
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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Managed to bork my Achilles tendon slightly after a long walk. Not seriously, but it’s a useful reminder that we’re all (no matter how abled) just one mishap away from disability to one degree or another.

Accessibility should be important to everyone when designing or building or planning
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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EFTA01283616 | EFTA01283627 Deutsche Bank Account Name: Account Number: Base Currency Disclaimer As of January 31. 2018 JEFFREY EPSTEIN 680519 USD Subloci to written verification acceptable to Deutsche Bork it its solo aiscretion, no penalty will be charged Ica' early withdrawal upon the math or loss ol kgol competency of any irc lomat who is No account holder of the TO Early Withdrawal penalties will reduce the amount of interest earned on the ID. Secondary Market Currently, no secorcary market coasts for this TO arc no assurance is provided that ono will oovelop in the love Satanist: Interest will begin to accrue on the day ol deposit. Interest will be cies:ilea to your account co the Maturity Dale ol the ID lot IDs with a maturity ol '2 months or loss For IDs with a maturity greater than '2 months whitest will be paw annually and will not be added to principal Interest will bo calculated based upon either 111 a 360 say year oral a 385 coy year, in each case for the number of clays elapse:: horn the day of oeposit to the matunly and as rpeculloo by your relationship manager \o interest von accrue on the TO alter the Maturity Date If the TO is closed prior to the Maturity Owe. interest will only bo crecited to your account to the extent that it exceeds the early withdrawal penalty Interest will rot Et compcurceo rho interest rate will not change during the ponce ol the 10 Important irformatior about negative 'Molest rates Please be advised that SIPCO January 1, 2015, wo have ackustec No effective return or various currencies to a negative rate Rates aro sublect to charge in response to market changes. arc we may, r the luture and based or our normal interest rate setting arrangements, begin to charge negative interest rates or accitioral foreign o.rrercy balances II you have any concerns (X cuestions. please contact your client representative Maw* The TD will not automatically rollover upon mensal' EiralSudfira' Please rote that your 10 is rot insured by the WIC Trademarks and Copyright: Moocw's Investor Service. Inc and Standard & Poor's Corporation Standard & Poor's (S&P, is a division of The McGraw It'll Companies. Inc %pia:auctionof any irloimation provided by S&P in any form is prohibited except with S&P's written permission. S&P coos rot guarantee the accuracy, adocluacy, completeness or availability 01 any information and is not responsible tot any errors or omissions or for the results obtained horn the use of such infoimation rota/rent shall S&P be liable lot any indirect, special or consecueroal damages in connection with use of any S&P information the ratings of Mooay's Investors Service. Inc I'M000y's") arc/or S&P rellectho in this statement represent Moody's rd/or S&P opinions as to the isuality of the securities they rate. Ratings are relative and subs:woos and are not absolute standards of cuality. Credit duality of securities does not remove market nark. ACOMOral irlormation with respect to the securities that are reflected as 'Not Rater,- or 'Rating Not Available- in the Credit Ratios, section of this statement is available upon written looter of the account holler All trademarks arc service marks on Nis statement beano to Deutsche Bank AG or its affiliates or subsidiaries, except third-party trademarks or service marks. which aro the properly of their respective owners the Global Industry Classilication Suancana CGICS-i was developed and is the exclusive property and a service mark ol Morgan Stanley Capital International Inc I'MSCI1 and S&P. \o party involve° in making or compiling the GICS or any GICS ClOSSilltatIONI makes any express or impliec warranties. or representations with respect to such standard Or classilwation (or No results to be °blare° by the use thereof), and all such parties herby expressly diseiairn all warranties r originality, accuracy, completeness, merchantability and fitness for a particular purposewith respect to any of such standard r classilicatior. Without limitirg any ol the loregoing, in no event shall MSC', S&P, any of thee affiliates or any third party involved in making or compiling the GICS or any GICS classifications have any liability for any direct, rcirect. special. punitive, corset:Nankai or any other oamages (including lost profits) ever if rehire of the possibility of such damages Please review your account statement. If you find or suspect any inaccuracies or discrepancies in your account statement, you must write to us to inform us of the suspected inaccuracy or discrepancy within 30 days to Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas, P.O. Box 318, Church Street Station, MS NYC20-0004, New York, NY 10008-0318 otherwise any claims you have may be barred. Please call your Primary Officer if you have any questions. 12 Owwiwe 240.14138111 Glireolort (10A,W0111 tNO CONFIDENTIAL - PURSUANT TO FED. R. CRIM. P. 6(e) CONFIDENTIAL SDNY_GM_00039464 DB-SDNY-0002288 EFTA_00I50073 EFTA01283627
February 16, 2026 at 8:32 AM
hipsterelectron.bsky.social
i have larger categorical problems with cory doctorow at this point but one point he mentioned that stopped ringing true to me at one point is that reagan and bork didn't just appear fully formed out the head of zeus. they bookended richard fucking nixon and shit like the church committee.
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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EFTA01283176 | EFTA01283186 Deutsche Asset & Wealth Management Disclaimer As or Ann: 2On Amount Name JEFFREY EPSTEIN Account Number 680519 Base Cuevency USD Oetitacho tank, as agent Legs eltinenginfoci Ogling bans mewl as seem m Po immanals agorae in lea apiall fratorreni Tn. nab of immune" of Meg Itanuctiorn en' be banana wog, a I5 001000 aerie ucon ve ben adopter/ the aOCCUM Ng* Coulahe Bag CO el fartan May pan or hens* nemunlealig Pan Ont. DM100 in connKaon wan Ina tang:In CraCrared N too anal sagriont DOAK.* OW* roll NM*. ne (One and amens Pig eiC altnneteran ago waton Waft Of MO Pen/11 Mpg ACCOveilil 10e which Newt. Bork to Going se Testes 1 Colliorno Trap Contend Penne Coe. kwOon 16000, el 1p. motive, ginnotion to the go:an gar of Me 'Pining le e! tempera of ins drocont may R1fT Ineftgrt paiwini b Colang angle COG gatiOn Imo to oeu0 a faun rang 04 PM gaga and Itte KM Olin* Pant repOnal greet MId ba gene agna Ino binge lib Ong Of In Must es TWO %%TN, 3 robs Cl IM oils ineberatfigre agog In ilannt 2 Flog& bullet An aCtIOn ne Ptah Of Mg UMW upon Main dinenia re" a bull K0Cum•M Cl wing raga Of OH Wain nay to Pagel TO a e Tern Alen of limn/tad trill ge wool *in NOVI II yOo nave panne gag COnfra gut anortery common lnitt Puad Accents. your itixouni at a pa-Magni in a Ogling Pang Common In-si lung a full ropy ol the moil welt boated annual ryp011 a matiag upon gust wan None), Account holders Win Magi Myna ages naarlrea on Ogling On'. mane natant be lan Manta of your Yansintions aP gni 'tuft atamMenj 0400W maps 0, 041nbutiont nom wan abodurvi may be bat:10m you, norm fungi:tan Page enemy Your has fend COnfinnatien 04 Tea ard Ceseplimee Rinnotitrielle kw maessest IM Medunt *One Oedema lin it a his reggserlay N Neil any WA ofigitigs and any NMI rtiglatoty teporInt gig tingeing Po! mar one n tornenon with anew !nog or trienctions in hit PDXfinal fed PM buying reitironstio with do Cane log Ta lippleitbe 10 hen in any Winn CtirdinItaitieti 04 TY and COwallalrce RapoeN08[IY 101 010•InterleAS The Account Mob Conan that era ib Pan*PIMP tO fume boy fa OtigatIOM and any Ong eibinlgere entOnera 041MI *Men. to a in vir nein, tufebelrint net may Mg in CannaktiOn ton Men Mon* Of tortannon rn Fly account" and its Puget* arivomet 0 on the Peat FulrHmyt. Pa Apo:art imigui contra. Mat Int ntreatry intonation Ito IM twit d nt encrologe YM cepabates1 n moor moue* no no ban engirt to Pa felevant tenolifisi Ownorit wawa: berefrwmell. a:tarifa: 040 to snag runineinern TO luea woe resportro IM 001ganona VW may woo kr ningribern re" ennween wan Ps &noun rogues bating nHaloyen. AO the km Fee investment Keeney wooer.. hewers If than Mv. boon shy changes in your financial al as on or ingebootit *Nadine only... win to anyone any roosionablo resinctions on tho nionigomont of Your inveritraent adobe" 0000unt a roesOnebty minty ogle. rennotione. plena nada your Pronely Officer FOC Union notned to the contrary e. e tannest pg. TOO wowed* end !mon ciin me ...moms presentee heroin are not instead by the Poing Depose Insutanet CemorabonInDICI. are not abstrantend by. not ate otaglien. of. Ogling, Beak AO or env el at Wring of sant:grim end ale seals to ormatment nat. maga; nano ins of ow ninon omen at weeded Oirvisnio And cenno, taulnentoo Me fauna portortnonce of your egount, prime any 'poen< 10101 of pennants:0 b pions. that Ogling be suctenlul Bank's amitiment rogebnowletigi Or Wing ea tot mu; onegn1 will Tuna DepopletT0e1 wall Dwaine eons AG Aditiotanallthentatimon !ace DOS's C vonOrawals may Of 1A21 to Inn TO My parg vintner," en toga In :nig of pieta Ettlx_WIltdistals Coigne Rant imposes a ornery on any wigwams earn n TO pp to as flaunt/ The amount of the tangy roll to :guinea on Ingle of me eve w teem* as Onion A tenses ease all be range. TM lrfneity Fein is Pe Warman telvaten me internal Detain Sank interest rale It Ina tenant-9 Fend on Me One 01 tentioSen ter, the Interest le on your TO The Wal ponopol taltra 01 yes, Mon the 001* Of *wing. go b doliple0 OV Ire Penny Ib10WI see need py 000' Is) 0, 366. es swims or your reesceeep Fence. lee trees. event, sum ...now eit O. ernow eit days reeminng owl Me Prat %Coterie Dos so emu* al re ingni of Fe pang M ere. P &WY eantlfamoi PanlitY Wang IM naelotang are to you upon request will be provided toga tan naafi Saga 0 Wag griftgan araptebie 10 CeutsCh0 Bent nip so. discretion, nO penalty whin twang for n onion. on ming niginvill WlIM et Inn orb Wagrannet Pawn viol lo wringn wan enact to vow 10 alb e/ rowan Cabin Or less need COndirdity 0' Wry inclinblod whO is Me amen hillOW es Fag Witnnawal pentollti orb reduce Me amount Of raga, gang on IM ID If CONFIDENTIAL CONFIDENTIAL - PURSUANT TO FED. R. CRIM. P. 6(e) SIDNY_GM_00038909 DB-SONY-0001733 EFTA_001495 I EFTA01283186
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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EFTA01283131 | EFTA01283131 1\144 02S°92 iNzl—ig02:5 Deutsche Bank Private Wealth Management tog -. Corporate Account Authorization and Terms and Conditions Officer's Certificate Account Plumber: . the duly elected end actifig rirtn. 7.17,01,/ iiati of Southern TN* Cowpony, Inc (the torporatIon") hereby cerUty that: .34 rt. (t) The follower° resolubons were adapted by unanimous content of the Board of Orectons of the Corporation on the of ri/-C• day 13 : RESOLVED, that any weans designeted W tae F ire.si of the Corporation are auttaized on behalf of the Conoradon to' 4) Open and meant/en one or more brokerage ecOosett(s) tor and le the name of the Corporation at Deutsche Bank Secants Inc (relined to henna as sDBSr (including any successor thereof); (W Deposit, deliver. assign. withdraw and transfer funds, nemmeets and lacunae, of any type', (C) Sell any Securities owned by the Corporation; (0) Buy any fl own*, in a ash account and (El Buy, sell and set) vacuities {including put and all options) short in a margin account: and (DELETE (E) IF INAPPLICABLE) di Execute all documents, end eserfOse end chest the exams, of all dudes, rights, and powers, and take all °coons necessary or appropriate to perform the powers enumerated abOW. PVe-S i of the Corporate° shall certify in venting any changes in the FURTHER RESOLVED, Mai the Pewee's. office or identity of tho3e persons eutheinzaa to perform the powers enumerated above. DBSI may rely upon any such Certificate Of authority rurniStied by the Corporation until written vindication of any change in authority shell have been received by DBSI. My past action en accordance with thus resolution it hereby fatifrod and confirmed. The powers enumerated above pertain to securities of any hire now or hereafter held by the Corporation in its own sight of in any fiduciary /Apathy. Power, previously certified by the Corporation shall not be effected by the dispatch or receipt of any other form of notice nor any change in the position with the Corpotattn held by any person so empowered. Any officer of the Corporation re hereby unhanded to certify these resolution to whin it may concern. (2) Each of the following we atehonzed to perform the powers enumerated in die foregoing resolutions end by signing ter or his men, vi thus section 2 agrees on Whin of the Corporabon to the Terms and Conditions attached hereto: (UM name and carp:tate position) Herne Position Signature Time Signature Potreo') Name Position Signature Deuterhe Bork Secwitios Inc, a auto:diary of Deubohe Berk AG, conducts Weinman* banking and niceties activities he the United Stain. 0913WW-0188 Corp Aca *oh a ISCI02/12) CORP 006420-022212 SDNY_GIrl_00038-841 CONFIDENTIAL CONFIDENTIAL - PURSUANT TO FED R. GRIM. P. 6(e) DB-SDNY-0001665 EFTA_00 149450 EFTA01283131
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
vi0letdreaming.bsky.social
bork!!!
February 16, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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at the Iricatislealer holden; infial lunch of that fund family ▪ h addhen to commissions received in conneden rah the safe or distrtution of arra.* contracts and tat eretitrnint teat units 10 our Chents, we ancfcc our affiliate resew resents sheen cceepernakel from merry of the insurance companies urdenweing the annuity {overacts. all Rates of the irourece ccenpanies ot sponsors 0 the act immanent VW'S we drStrbute. — Qtr affiliates also receive trading ccernesions and other comperoatico from manual lurch and insurance companies whole products we dalthulei — We receive an dread fee Prom LOS Bork USA rd UBS AG Surrexd Brandi of it to $25 per arca« sweeping to the barks uncle( the UBS Bank Sweep Own. Adhity hIcerration re:prang common and other charges homed n correction with the executer, 0 trades. incldng option transactions has been mluded en «nem-aeons crenousfai furnished to you, ad will be provided toyou pawkily on recpest. Want selling f you are engaged in sheet selIng a security, you may hos a charge tit to cenan«mowing costs father pal Cul, security. Open at Regarding Orman cc • gaaclaiScancelleci ceders that were not executed by the «kernel's date. open buy ad sell stop orders are reduced by the ant of deaden:6 or rights on an todwidends or «rights date unless instructed otherwise by ye« You ate responsible fa «den that we executed due toms failure to cancel waltirg open orders. Privacy To obtain a copy of as wren Clem Privacy Notice web please contact your Financial Aden« a visit at wen* ainrumbrivarytolor UBS Brune« Services is «data« The RUA, Business Services Account BSA and IRMA are brokerage accounts which provide access so barking services and products though arrangernents win ail hated barks and other thed-party banks, and provides access to nsurarke and emu« product, issued by inaHoliatedthedpany :mutant* companies through Murano* agency subsidiaries of OBS Enema] Services Ix. Inithtmem, insurance. ard arrony products: Not FDIC nand • No bank guvantem May lose vitae BMA Revs.« Managenwit Account. Business Services Account BSA, AMA ad nternazioul ReSafte Management ACCOril are registered service mares of UBS financier Services he Visa Signal«e a a registered service rrark of Visa International LEG Visa Segratve credo cards ad tes Voa debt cards are awed by UBS Beek USA with permission horn Vna u SA Incorporated. UBS Financial Services Inc Fey 201511 SDNY_GM_00026505 CONFIDENTIAL EFTA 00137125 EFTA01278032
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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EFTA01277379 | EFTA01277441 Important information about your statement 1.85 Fa-uncial Services Pc (the Form or UBS Finercial Straka°, is a midst of all principal security, cannarty and cptara exchanges. UPS Financial Semites and LES Bank USA re i-diect subsickines of UPS AG and aftihaes of U3S Sautes LLC. The Fists I tunnel statement 8 available upon recited. The Font exeosioe offices am at LES Fina-col Senses thc. 1200 Harbor Boulevard Weehawken, NI 07086 This statement represents the onk official record of you' U3S Firscial Senates account. Other records, esept official to contanng condemndata should not be relied span H soubane there is an tear a omis9On please report it immediately n ethnic to the Branch Manger of the office serving your accosnt. Allhokoin a levies shown are Mended to be accurate, statement data *cub not be used fa to papooses Rely solek on yea-4nd tax forms. tie., Form 1099. 5498, 10425. etc ) when prepame your tax return. The Rim 5 required by law to taco to tie IRS all taxable &ethnic, report/kb rantaubh datiiind and uxtk interest erred en xcuitin held nyous acant, net broads on see bramactires, rd cod basis on certain covered secedes. Cava IMIMS,.with the Finn • Pleasmem-Jinn a.° oral cornmerastions in taking to further protect your firth. including your rit ender the Seculies Investor Protecbon (SFA) • B the financial iatioation cat the top leit of dm hat of this stamen is not CBS Fmita Servak LBS Financial &anion carries yob accost as clearing broker by arra-gement with the ideated inslituton We in you of this 'Vit.:MTN, when you opened this accost h the cast your kra and stork/es a* located a LOS financial Senates and rot the nowdaci-g broker, and youmat make arepat of any a or omission to both firma. As described dm account agreements, youmust natty a Of Ty errors or fraud iworkg chedcs reflected on your statement with 30 din alter it was mailed or made available. Allstate-nee-ft shall be deemed complete and accurate n all other respects if not Objected wrong within 60 days • Please dkect ouRomer complaints or earnest° tie Fitts C lent Rasura °torment at 201.352.1699 a wilts at 903.354-9103, 8:03 A.M. to 600 P.M FT Monday through Friday, or in sang to LES Piano* Semites ex., Client Relations Depalment, P.O. Box 766 Union Cy, W 07037. • In case of errors Or osntorn about an electronic funds trance (EFT). bit payment a UBS Votokbil card transactions, call 915.762-1000, a write to UBS Panda' Senices Ix., 1000 arbor Blcd, 6th floor. Weehawken. NI 07086, Atte BIASES& Sakes. Calor milt as soon as yeti can, t you hit sr statement cr receipt k twerp or W youneed more ndomatiri tea a transfer on the statement or receipt The Firm or Card Oaf (as apleable)must her from you no later tan CO days slier the km sent yOu tlY trst stemma on which the era Or oncblem *pored. - horde your rum. ad a-core number Gi any) - Decoke the error Or the Tr/Mier you revere about, inisplein as ckaik as you cal shy you believe t is anerror a why au need more infamsten. - Prorade the icier arrant d the suspected Kra. The firm or Card Issuer vii harbore put compdaht and Null cotted sy error promptly. For alleged ends imolving UBS Vetakdebil cad broad ark if we take more than 10 bus noss days to obtles, we will credit pas accord for the anoint youthilk is in error, so tot you will have the use of tie money during tie tine it takes us to complele our instigation. Please mice all checks payele to the hen or the financial indeLdith nikated on he front of tha statement In addition to regular accsort fees, accounts may be sdaject to mantenerce tees, changes for lie parent kr securities purchases and charges kr unpaid amass n cash accents. Accounts that at transferred to other instiknom may be subject to a tangier tee. UBS Sweep OpAions LEG offers options for sweeping cash balances. balances to bak deposits at UM Bak USA and LEG AG Stroked trash (Bak Sweep Proaarra), moneymaker mutual tads (Money Funig ad the internationalDepose Acorn (DA)la c stances with n International Rescue? Management Account Though the Bat Sweep Programs, cash balances we swept to LES Bank USA to to an established knit ad then to UPS AG Stanford Branch, or a Money Fund. Deposits at 1.85 Bank USA ay FDIC insured in accorda-ce withFPS Refit Former? Mamatian Ovate nit wwwfdic Deposes at LEG AG StamfordBrach ad shares of Money Raids are rot ensued byte FDIC. Through tie DA, (mailable to cad. balances an swept to depose scants at UBS AG New Yak Branch and LBS AG Cadman Ranch Thew deposits arena Poured by tot FCC. Baltic's held at the LES AG Caren Branth are tempi:auk imposed to the sovereign ink of the Calms lira, and tent is no guaranis or other ob4stion of UBS AG to repay to balances whiff an the LEG Cayman's Brach's books. Deposes at LBS Bork USA and eachUBS AG Branch are not protected by SlK. Money Fund shyer are protected by SIPC. See -LOS Financial Services Accent Protect-on' below. Lip:nips request balances on the Bank Sweep Program or DA may be withdrawn and shores of a MoneyFund may be liquidated, end the proceeds returned to you or your searaies acccun. Rate Morn/doh about available sweep *Monk rickadrg cumpm Merest rates and WICK 5 available at wmvubscornsweepmeick from your F nasal Attar a by canon KO-762-1000. UBS Financial Servals eaement protection Trine 1••re-tet Pretertm The Freer. a ere-eber Corporation (SIPC), which protects le0SlieS acornof its mentors up to $915,000 (including 5250,003 kr claims for cash). The Slit asset protection limit, apply to all accost; that you hoed h a partials- tawdry. The Fnn, together watt certainaffiliates, has aho purchased kapkmentalbastion. The madman amount payabee to at eligible rfierws, coleclieeb undo. this protection is ZOO mart as of Decent* 10, 2015. Stbpd to the poky orditorts ad lmi anions. cash a the flint is further protected fa up to $1.9 million n the swept* kr all your accounts held n spate:4r awaits A fJ ccpy of thepoky wording es available Son request. The Slit protectim ad the supplemental protection both do not apply to • Calm Creedal assets controlled by (and notated n your account value) but hell away from LOS Fine-col Services (e.g., certain( cash at UBS Bat USA. 60 cash at 1.8$ AG U.S.banrhes, (4 tauraxe poixts, including yeti annuities, and 60 tares of MAILS funds where such shams re rogatered drat& it the name of tie account holder on tie bodes ad records of the *Iola* aster a transfer agent). • Certain rmsb-nent contracts or inssiment interests (e.g., limned partnerships and private placements) that an roc reds-tend order to Socurkies Act of 1933; ad • Commodities contacts (e.g, foreign satine and preccus metal contracts), includirg futures contacts ad commodity option contract. The SIPC protect on and the supodwrwerial protection do not apply so these assets nenif theyotherwise appear on your statements. he SIPC protection aid the slitihrnental protection do not protect agar* changes n the market rale of yrs ins-Amens (whether as result of market moverrem, issuer ba-kruptcy or °think.) More irtonnaton is arab* span request. YOUnay cbtan more irionnatonaboul Slit, including the SIPC Brocks. by contacting SIPC at 202-371 -83C0 or by air ng the SIPC webae at smestop.org pun Dividend Reimestment Program The pee reflected a an average price. You may Obtett the alma price banns Ennis' Advise.. Onte. *hole shares are purchasedunder DRIP; paha' darn will be soli and the cash wi be deposited no your account. The &ricked reinvestment price applied by the Roar may Mier loom the maker pia at mirth to partial shares re sold Oieteislieu any whole urns may be heed on yob acau-d. tsun entitled tonsorial a s reset, a *Wird payment or othenvse, price the Firm will ether peal unit * marl* or accept an amard determined by a regiaered deeming a;ency, at credit you' accord. Inreetment objetlies ihe tionlmere objectives and risk profile an spec lc to each account and may may between you
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
esp1371.bsky.social
Did someone forget to teach him how to bork?
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
tallhobbit97.bsky.social
Bork
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
jalenbarks.bsky.social
Bork! I'm nervous for Monday, and I may as well head to the only game I know that can keep me calm: a nice chill time with House Flipper 2! But it's got howls of Scooby Doo action, so let's commit before the HOWL-ywood Squares tomorrow! twitch.tv/jalenbarks

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JalenBarks - Twitch
Twitch's only blue Samoyed. Variety gamer with a focus on platforming, puzzle, and simulation games. I aim to spread positivity and build meaningful social connections.
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February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
sarushi.neocities.org
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcad... youtube side if those of you want to head there. Bitrate a bit bork tho.
working on more art and talking to chat. Come stop by ~
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February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
amend6.bsky.social
The Spiro T. Agnew Memorial ANTIFA Chapter #142 and our affiliated Attorney Herb Myerson School of Law and its board of trustees voted to name the library in honor of Harrold Carswell, the student cafeteria memorializing Robert Bork and the child care center named for Alan Dershowitz.
February 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
joeymcallister.com
bork bork bork
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
aisuruinuotome.bsky.social
Feels like Baskin-Robbins with a new flavor of the week every week

( Bork. )
February 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
BORK BORK BORK
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
ponyhound.link
Bork and neigh:)
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
extrememaskerroni.bsky.social
Take a moment to admire today’s magnificent floof & then get a move on.

Do not make him tell you again or bork!
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
sheepnot.bsky.social
Yes they Bork🐊
February 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
sp.degabrielle.name
While I enjoy the moments when technology reveals itself in public, I do sympathise with the administrators and developers who have to fix it.

#bork!bork!bork!
February 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
peggybundy.bsky.social
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February 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM