Charlie Shain
eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
Charlie Shain
@eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
The GOP is a clear and present threat to the national security of the United States. Mets till I die.
99 degrees isn’t a fever.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“I see our ‘friends’ on the security team forgot to tell us about that change…again.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Why? Why did they do it this way?”
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is the way. Mockery, derision, humiliation. I hope they were all used and unwashed.
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hahahahaha, I hadn’t thought of this. I can’t wait to hear about all the micro-aggressions Republicans have to endure.
The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I don’t think Trump will ever tell Kash Patel that he’s the better man.
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’m actually shocked @cbsnews.com is covering this at all.
ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.

This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.

They hate the helpers.

Which is why must keep helping.
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Every single Republican is a fifth columnist.
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I would extend this to the Republican Party and the whole country. If you’re not against the GOP at all levels, you are against America. You are a seditionist.
If you see what ICE is doing to my city and you’re still protecting it, you are the enemy and we will not forgive or forget you.
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
That would be amazing.
One of the things I need to figure out is how to get Matthew Broderick to do the audio book.
The copy edits arrived today for my forthcoming biography of Robert Gould Shaw with @uncpress.bsky.social.

I'm going in. See you on the other side.
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Better late than never, I guess. Still…
Three-time Trump Voter: “I just want to apologize to everyone in the country for supporting this rotten man.”
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
There isn’t a single legitimate Federal law enforcement agency right now. Obey their orders to avoid death and injury, not because they exercise legal authority.
US Marshals, acting on behalf of the DOJ in Memphis, TN, kicked a dog during an arrest, leaving it with a broken rib.
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
At this point, Trump could ritualistically slaughter a child on stage, and he’d be cheered for bringing back old time religion.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Am I supposed to feel sorry for the staffers Nancy Mace treated poorly? Fuck every one of them.
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I wonder what Trumpist pig James Woods thinks of this, since he got an Oscar nod for playing him in Ghosts of Mississippi, and portrayed him as the gutter racist slime he was.
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I really hope that @schumer.senate.gov doesn’t chicken out like he usually does. A DHS shutdown is GOOD FOR YOU POLITICALLY.
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Mets don’t play there this year, but imma start looking into when the Yankees go there. It would be my honor to root against them in Minneapolis.
Hell yeah, Molly’s right. Let’s grab beers and enjoy the wonders of an empty Target Field.
Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m guessing the average fan at a pro wrestling match isn’t particularly liberal.
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Get out of my city
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Why the fuck is Bon Jovi a Pats fan? You can’t be from fucking Jersey and root for the Pats.
Chris Pratt? They couldn’t find literally anyone else
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, I got out of a Tesla Y (Lyft) literally 10 minutes ago.
NEW: Trapped Tesla Driver’s 911 Call: ‘It’s on fire. Help please’

Samuel Tremblett died in Easton, MA after his Model Y crashed into a tree and caught on fire. He managed to talk to a dispatcher. His remains were found in the backseat.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Tesla Sued Over Crash That Trapped, Killed Massachusetts Driver
Samuel Tremblett pleaded with a 911 operator to be rescued from his burning Tesla Inc. Model Y SUV after a crash in October: “I can’t get out, please help me.”
www.bloomberg.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
He could give a million people $10k each and still have more than 90% of his wealth remaining. Or 10000 people a million bucks. That might give a decent person some happiness, but it won’t even occur to him.
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I see so many cabs with the “thin blue line” bumper sticker. Are the cops really that gullible?
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
They remind me of hipsters complaining that they were into The National WAY before they covered Rains of Castamere. Nobody fucking cares and it doesn’t make you cool!
the things that really stick in my craw about this- and not everybody on the anti-Stancil side is doing this- are the blithe and unquestioned assumptions that 1) violence is a good solution to this problem and 2) seniority in protest movements is what determines right-of-way for violence
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I’m blocking every leftist wrecker account I come across. They’re loathsome little creatures.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Get it? If your marriage had sucked, you’d be happy right now! Ha.
Trump on Steve Womack, whose wife just died: "He had a good marriage. A good marriage is better than a bad marriage, but it makes it a little bit tougher when something like that happens."
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM