Charlie Shain
@eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
The GOP is a clear and present threat to the national security of the United States. Mets till I die.
I’m waiting for the photos to drop.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m waiting for the photos to drop.
A child once threatened to shoot me “with a bazooka”. That kid, I swear to god, is now in the IDF.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A child once threatened to shoot me “with a bazooka”. That kid, I swear to god, is now in the IDF.
Ask those people what the reaction of those racist GIs were when they discovered the camps.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ask those people what the reaction of those racist GIs were when they discovered the camps.
Seems very smart to alienate white southern Republicans. That’s definitely a winning formula for the Republican Party.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Seems very smart to alienate white southern Republicans. That’s definitely a winning formula for the Republican Party.
No embracing or absolving, but use. We used Stalin to defeat the Nazis, and I think we can all agree that as much as she sucks, he was worse.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No embracing or absolving, but use. We used Stalin to defeat the Nazis, and I think we can all agree that as much as she sucks, he was worse.
Everyone likes Chinese food, that lyric is dumb.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Everyone likes Chinese food, that lyric is dumb.
Yeah, except I met the cutest girl that summer who absolutely looked good in Abercrombie & Fitch. Not even kidding.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yeah, except I met the cutest girl that summer who absolutely looked good in Abercrombie & Fitch. Not even kidding.
Neither was Stalin, but sometimes politics make strange bedfellows. She could perhaps be useful.
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Neither was Stalin, but sometimes politics make strange bedfellows. She could perhaps be useful.
I will also accept Indian burns and Chinese water torture. Bonus points for 80’s WWF moves like the figure four or camel clutch.
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I will also accept Indian burns and Chinese water torture. Bonus points for 80’s WWF moves like the figure four or camel clutch.
He’s a year younger than I am. My picture here is from this year.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
He’s a year younger than I am. My picture here is from this year.
He does like sports, so I’m guessing he gets a kick out of it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
He does like sports, so I’m guessing he gets a kick out of it.
Pretty sure they do. Miller High Life definitely still makes those.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pretty sure they do. Miller High Life definitely still makes those.
Yeah, that did cross my mind as well.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Yeah, that did cross my mind as well.
College football is a line they won’t cross.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
College football is a line they won’t cross.
I was toying with the idea of Schumer as McClellan the other day. Good at the administrative, bureaucratic stuff, bad at actually taking on the enemy.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I was toying with the idea of Schumer as McClellan the other day. Good at the administrative, bureaucratic stuff, bad at actually taking on the enemy.
Not a thing has changed at my office (pediatrics).
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not a thing has changed at my office (pediatrics).
What does HOI mean in this context?
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What does HOI mean in this context?
Not counting the ones thrown at him.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Not counting the ones thrown at him.
Someone needs to explain all this Trump blowjob stuff to me! I had a crazy day at work and barely checked my phone for anything.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Someone needs to explain all this Trump blowjob stuff to me! I had a crazy day at work and barely checked my phone for anything.
One of my college roommates did 6 months in a Nebraska prison for soliciting a minor online (it was a cop). I also once got into a fistfight with him, and he walked away with stitches. I’m proud of that (no, the fight wasn’t about his perversion of which I was ignorant at the time).
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
One of my college roommates did 6 months in a Nebraska prison for soliciting a minor online (it was a cop). I also once got into a fistfight with him, and he walked away with stitches. I’m proud of that (no, the fight wasn’t about his perversion of which I was ignorant at the time).
I said I don’t care what happens to him, I’m not trashing him. If he’s done nothing, great.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I said I don’t care what happens to him, I’m not trashing him. If he’s done nothing, great.