No, that's a different smarmy asshair.
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
No, that's a different smarmy asshair.
You can't pay me to see any more of The Orange Asshair OR his Russian agent wife than I have to.
January 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
You can't pay me to see any more of The Orange Asshair OR his Russian agent wife than I have to.
Do you understand that the people in this city, the one that I was born in and spent the majority of my life in, are about an asshair from ejecting ICE from our town with lethal force?
Does that clarify the stakes for you at all? Does it perhaps drive home the necessity of immediate action?
Does that clarify the stakes for you at all? Does it perhaps drive home the necessity of immediate action?
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Do you understand that the people in this city, the one that I was born in and spent the majority of my life in, are about an asshair from ejecting ICE from our town with lethal force?
Does that clarify the stakes for you at all? Does it perhaps drive home the necessity of immediate action?
Does that clarify the stakes for you at all? Does it perhaps drive home the necessity of immediate action?
Yeah, that's real interesting but I watched one of my neighbors get his guts blown all over the sidewalk next to a charming little donut shop less than a mile from me so I'm not sold.
You understand this city's about an asshair from ejecting ICE via lethal force, right?
You understand this city's about an asshair from ejecting ICE via lethal force, right?
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Yeah, that's real interesting but I watched one of my neighbors get his guts blown all over the sidewalk next to a charming little donut shop less than a mile from me so I'm not sold.
You understand this city's about an asshair from ejecting ICE via lethal force, right?
You understand this city's about an asshair from ejecting ICE via lethal force, right?
Shit, ICE is about an asshair away from starting a violent insurgency in Minneapolis.
If every encounter with them is potentially deadly and I know they'll never face even a fight leaf of justice, then why wouldn't someone open fire?
If every encounter with them is potentially deadly and I know they'll never face even a fight leaf of justice, then why wouldn't someone open fire?
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Shit, ICE is about an asshair away from starting a violent insurgency in Minneapolis.
If every encounter with them is potentially deadly and I know they'll never face even a fight leaf of justice, then why wouldn't someone open fire?
If every encounter with them is potentially deadly and I know they'll never face even a fight leaf of justice, then why wouldn't someone open fire?
From the circus fantasy:
It’s a rare thing to even come close enough to me without my notice, much less being an ant’s asshair away from succeeding.
It’s a rare thing to even come close enough to me without my notice, much less being an ant’s asshair away from succeeding.
January 27, 2026 at 6:32 PM
From the circus fantasy:
It’s a rare thing to even come close enough to me without my notice, much less being an ant’s asshair away from succeeding.
It’s a rare thing to even come close enough to me without my notice, much less being an ant’s asshair away from succeeding.
Chef's kiss to "This dusty bag of asshair"
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Chef's kiss to "This dusty bag of asshair"
This dusty bag of asshair hasn't been on since she funded ICE. She loves kids being trafficked. She loves people being raped and murdered by the Gestapo. She loves it! She spent your tax money on it
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 24, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This dusty bag of asshair hasn't been on since she funded ICE. She loves kids being trafficked. She loves people being raped and murdered by the Gestapo. She loves it! She spent your tax money on it
i feel very blessed to live in new york where cat groomers are plentiful and cheap (though I tip well)
I can go get my cat an asshair lineup for 30 dollars, Boston it would be a 2 week wait and like 150 dollars
I can go get my cat an asshair lineup for 30 dollars, Boston it would be a 2 week wait and like 150 dollars
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i feel very blessed to live in new york where cat groomers are plentiful and cheap (though I tip well)
I can go get my cat an asshair lineup for 30 dollars, Boston it would be a 2 week wait and like 150 dollars
I can go get my cat an asshair lineup for 30 dollars, Boston it would be a 2 week wait and like 150 dollars
There's another happy orange asshair follower, ordering people about. Next, I guess, he'll just shoot us.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
There's another happy orange asshair follower, ordering people about. Next, I guess, he'll just shoot us.
Seeing my brother post something about looking for work. I know my mother and father are still unemployed. My sister is in the wind.
... am I the only one employed of us all, rn? That's not really arrogance or looking down on them because I'm an asshair from losing my job too, but-- what the fuck
... am I the only one employed of us all, rn? That's not really arrogance or looking down on them because I'm an asshair from losing my job too, but-- what the fuck
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Seeing my brother post something about looking for work. I know my mother and father are still unemployed. My sister is in the wind.
... am I the only one employed of us all, rn? That's not really arrogance or looking down on them because I'm an asshair from losing my job too, but-- what the fuck
... am I the only one employed of us all, rn? That's not really arrogance or looking down on them because I'm an asshair from losing my job too, but-- what the fuck
No matter what the Orange Asshair says, that is not rain on your leg.
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
No matter what the Orange Asshair says, that is not rain on your leg.
Rubio is a dickweed disguised as an asshair.
January 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Rubio is a dickweed disguised as an asshair.
Oh Lord...asked the son if he seasoned his with his own asshair. Don't know how you mess a patty up, but he does consistently.
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Oh Lord...asked the son if he seasoned his with his own asshair. Don't know how you mess a patty up, but he does consistently.
You mean like Fat Donnie Cankles, Trumpopotamus, Prez Felon, Donnie Baby Hands, Orangutan AssHair, Doofus J. Tchump, Princess Orangina, Cheeto Jesus, Mar-a-Lardo, Donnie Shitzhispants, Fatty Fat Fatso, Prez Dumbass, Tiny (according to Stormy), Prez Pedo, Cadet Bonespurs, Epstein's Best Friend?
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
You mean like Fat Donnie Cankles, Trumpopotamus, Prez Felon, Donnie Baby Hands, Orangutan AssHair, Doofus J. Tchump, Princess Orangina, Cheeto Jesus, Mar-a-Lardo, Donnie Shitzhispants, Fatty Fat Fatso, Prez Dumbass, Tiny (according to Stormy), Prez Pedo, Cadet Bonespurs, Epstein's Best Friend?
How's y'all's christmas going? I just had to cut the asshair off my cat bc she got poop stuck in it and had a panic attack trying to get it off twice today and three times in the past week and we can't afford a real groomer
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
How's y'all's christmas going? I just had to cut the asshair off my cat bc she got poop stuck in it and had a panic attack trying to get it off twice today and three times in the past week and we can't afford a real groomer
pubes & asshair are testable.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
pubes & asshair are testable.
Steam to acquire EA... Is this the death of gaming?
Philips to acquire Kitchenaide... Is this the death of cooking?
Charmin to acquire Scott... Is this the death of little toilet paper balls shedding off and sticking to your asshair?
Coke to acquire Pepsi... Is this the death of my lil sodey pops
Philips to acquire Kitchenaide... Is this the death of cooking?
Charmin to acquire Scott... Is this the death of little toilet paper balls shedding off and sticking to your asshair?
Coke to acquire Pepsi... Is this the death of my lil sodey pops
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Steam to acquire EA... Is this the death of gaming?
Philips to acquire Kitchenaide... Is this the death of cooking?
Charmin to acquire Scott... Is this the death of little toilet paper balls shedding off and sticking to your asshair?
Coke to acquire Pepsi... Is this the death of my lil sodey pops
Philips to acquire Kitchenaide... Is this the death of cooking?
Charmin to acquire Scott... Is this the death of little toilet paper balls shedding off and sticking to your asshair?
Coke to acquire Pepsi... Is this the death of my lil sodey pops
Stop following every asshair of the negotiations and you'll be all the happier for it. Nobody remembers what the fuck you're talking about except hyper-online freaks like you
Ok Tony.
Explain to us how caving on ACA subsidies and handing Republicans a victory lap one week after voters handed them a beating is some super-voodoo 3D chess move we just don’t understand…
Explain to us how caving on ACA subsidies and handing Republicans a victory lap one week after voters handed them a beating is some super-voodoo 3D chess move we just don’t understand…
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stop following every asshair of the negotiations and you'll be all the happier for it. Nobody remembers what the fuck you're talking about except hyper-online freaks like you
the real reason men don’t wipe ass is so they can pick it from they asshair later
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the real reason men don’t wipe ass is so they can pick it from they asshair later
They’re all fully invested in bitcoin and thereby have their whole future riding on Trump’s success and crypto promises. It’s a bunch of degen crypto-bro asshair hats cosplaying Tarkov and living off CS2 skins economy and pump and dumps.
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They’re all fully invested in bitcoin and thereby have their whole future riding on Trump’s success and crypto promises. It’s a bunch of degen crypto-bro asshair hats cosplaying Tarkov and living off CS2 skins economy and pump and dumps.
I never knew there was such widespread evil. Perhaps I didn't know its depth. Maybe I knew it as an idea, a theory. But seeing it in action thru The Orange Asshair and his Murder Puppets erases hope for my lifetime and several generations to follow.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I never knew there was such widespread evil. Perhaps I didn't know its depth. Maybe I knew it as an idea, a theory. But seeing it in action thru The Orange Asshair and his Murder Puppets erases hope for my lifetime and several generations to follow.
Confirmed real or just copy&paste? Careful... that's exactly what we are talking about. It's especially stupid since that asshair Hinkle isn't just an online phantom, he is active offline thus he actually exists (hard to believe I know)
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Confirmed real or just copy&paste? Careful... that's exactly what we are talking about. It's especially stupid since that asshair Hinkle isn't just an online phantom, he is active offline thus he actually exists (hard to believe I know)
whistle-farting through my asshair like how one might press a leaf between their thumbs
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
whistle-farting through my asshair like how one might press a leaf between their thumbs