AC Cross
@aaronccross.bsky.social
Author of Where Blood Runs Gold, The Boddicker Letters, and Zoo. Doctor but not that kind. Raconteur. Darn good cook. 100% undiluted awesome. Amateur memelord and shitposter.
www.aaronccross.com
www.aaronccross.com
At lunch, our conversation came around to that ‘Fancy Like’ country song and I came to the conclusion that Dante Alighieri is wrong. He posited that there are nine layers of Hell. I maintain that there are ten and the creator of that song is located there, as he is worse than Satan and betrayers.
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
At lunch, our conversation came around to that ‘Fancy Like’ country song and I came to the conclusion that Dante Alighieri is wrong. He posited that there are nine layers of Hell. I maintain that there are ten and the creator of that song is located there, as he is worse than Satan and betrayers.
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In the midst of all the cozy/comfy (and possible emotional battlefields) of the holiday season, maybe you want something different. Maybe a hot, dangerous western world? Maybe a wet, dread-soaked New England? Maybe little horror nuggets? Whatever you want, I have it.
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A.C. Cross: books, biography, latest update
Follow A.C. Cross and explore their bibliography from Amazon's A.C. Cross Author Page.
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December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In the midst of all the cozy/comfy (and possible emotional battlefields) of the holiday season, maybe you want something different. Maybe a hot, dangerous western world? Maybe a wet, dread-soaked New England? Maybe little horror nuggets? Whatever you want, I have it.
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Describe your Bsky account with an image.
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Describe your Bsky account with an image.
See, my true insults are never especially witty or funny - they just cut deep into insecurities and leave wreckage behind.
An example:
In middle school, a kid was making fun of me for going to see 'Cats' that weekend.
My response? "At least my family can afford to go."
Not cute or funny. Brutal.
An example:
In middle school, a kid was making fun of me for going to see 'Cats' that weekend.
My response? "At least my family can afford to go."
Not cute or funny. Brutal.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
See, my true insults are never especially witty or funny - they just cut deep into insecurities and leave wreckage behind.
An example:
In middle school, a kid was making fun of me for going to see 'Cats' that weekend.
My response? "At least my family can afford to go."
Not cute or funny. Brutal.
An example:
In middle school, a kid was making fun of me for going to see 'Cats' that weekend.
My response? "At least my family can afford to go."
Not cute or funny. Brutal.
Make a Bond movie academic
For Your Eyes Only: A Retrospective on the Efficacy and Feasibility of Maintaining Privacy in Pre-Internet Era Peer-to-Peer Communication
For Your Eyes Only: A Retrospective on the Efficacy and Feasibility of Maintaining Privacy in Pre-Internet Era Peer-to-Peer Communication
Make a Bond movie academic
Moonraker: On the Feasibility of Mining He-3 from Lunar Regolith Using a Neural Network-Facilitated Robotically Dragged and Tined Feeder to a Time-Of-Flight Mass Spectrometer-calibrated Centrifuge
Moonraker: On the Feasibility of Mining He-3 from Lunar Regolith Using a Neural Network-Facilitated Robotically Dragged and Tined Feeder to a Time-Of-Flight Mass Spectrometer-calibrated Centrifuge
Make a Bond Movie academic
Best, Russia
Best, Russia
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Make a Bond movie academic
For Your Eyes Only: A Retrospective on the Efficacy and Feasibility of Maintaining Privacy in Pre-Internet Era Peer-to-Peer Communication
For Your Eyes Only: A Retrospective on the Efficacy and Feasibility of Maintaining Privacy in Pre-Internet Era Peer-to-Peer Communication
Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate and a lovely day off for those who do not!
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate and a lovely day off for those who do not!
And the annual Christmas Eve rewatch of the best Christmas movie.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
And the annual Christmas Eve rewatch of the best Christmas movie.
Time to MST3K this movie! Rankin and Bass inadvertently created a movie where Mrs. Claus flies head-on into psychotic identity theft.
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Time to MST3K this movie! Rankin and Bass inadvertently created a movie where Mrs. Claus flies head-on into psychotic identity theft.
Time to MST3K this movie! Rankin and Bass inadvertently created a movie where Mrs. Claus flies head-on into psychotic identity theft.
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Time to MST3K this movie! Rankin and Bass inadvertently created a movie where Mrs. Claus flies head-on into psychotic identity theft.
Making peanut brittle is pretty mindless. A lot of waiting and stirring. That time allows the brain to wander. Apparently, mine decided today that a reflection on college and what I've done (or not done) since was appropriate, complete with possibly the most insidious 'what if' it has come up with .
a young man in a hoodie is sitting in a chair with the words shut up mind above him .
Alt: a young man in a hoodie is sitting in a chair with the words shut up mind above him .
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December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Making peanut brittle is pretty mindless. A lot of waiting and stirring. That time allows the brain to wander. Apparently, mine decided today that a reflection on college and what I've done (or not done) since was appropriate, complete with possibly the most insidious 'what if' it has come up with .
In the midst of all the cozy/comfy (and possible emotional battlefields) of the holiday season, maybe you want something different. Maybe a hot, dangerous western world? Maybe a wet, dread-soaked New England? Maybe little horror nuggets? Whatever you want, I have it.
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
A.C. Cross: books, biography, latest update
Follow A.C. Cross and explore their bibliography from Amazon's A.C. Cross Author Page.
www.amazon.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In the midst of all the cozy/comfy (and possible emotional battlefields) of the holiday season, maybe you want something different. Maybe a hot, dangerous western world? Maybe a wet, dread-soaked New England? Maybe little horror nuggets? Whatever you want, I have it.
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Maybe I'll start talking about everything in literary terms.
"That chicken bacon ranch wrap reached a satisfying conclusion but the narrative fell apart midway through due to tortilla framework built on shaky premises and-"
Okay, nope. No. No, I'm not doing that. No. What the hell was I thinking?
"That chicken bacon ranch wrap reached a satisfying conclusion but the narrative fell apart midway through due to tortilla framework built on shaky premises and-"
Okay, nope. No. No, I'm not doing that. No. What the hell was I thinking?
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Maybe I'll start talking about everything in literary terms.
"That chicken bacon ranch wrap reached a satisfying conclusion but the narrative fell apart midway through due to tortilla framework built on shaky premises and-"
Okay, nope. No. No, I'm not doing that. No. What the hell was I thinking?
"That chicken bacon ranch wrap reached a satisfying conclusion but the narrative fell apart midway through due to tortilla framework built on shaky premises and-"
Okay, nope. No. No, I'm not doing that. No. What the hell was I thinking?
Most people I follow on Bluesky: promoting their work, cute Christmas or Hanukkah updates, thoughtful commentary vs. AI
Me on Bluesky: Traumatizing memes, unmitigated rage about minor things, grudging half-enthusiastic shilling of my work because I don't want to bother people
We are not the same.
Me on Bluesky: Traumatizing memes, unmitigated rage about minor things, grudging half-enthusiastic shilling of my work because I don't want to bother people
We are not the same.
a man is wearing a black shirt that says it 's a different vibe
Alt: a man is wearing a black shirt that says it 's a different vibe
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Most people I follow on Bluesky: promoting their work, cute Christmas or Hanukkah updates, thoughtful commentary vs. AI
Me on Bluesky: Traumatizing memes, unmitigated rage about minor things, grudging half-enthusiastic shilling of my work because I don't want to bother people
We are not the same.
Me on Bluesky: Traumatizing memes, unmitigated rage about minor things, grudging half-enthusiastic shilling of my work because I don't want to bother people
We are not the same.
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Sale?? Don't miss out!
Full mega sale runs Dec 26-27, but you can start early by grabbing either of the Chronicles of Gam Gam books for $0.99! (I'm counting all sales while they're $0.99 toward the donation, so no need to wait!)
Full mega sale runs Dec 26-27, but you can start early by grabbing either of the Chronicles of Gam Gam books for $0.99! (I'm counting all sales while they're $0.99 toward the donation, so no need to wait!)
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sale?? Don't miss out!
Full mega sale runs Dec 26-27, but you can start early by grabbing either of the Chronicles of Gam Gam books for $0.99! (I'm counting all sales while they're $0.99 toward the donation, so no need to wait!)
Full mega sale runs Dec 26-27, but you can start early by grabbing either of the Chronicles of Gam Gam books for $0.99! (I'm counting all sales while they're $0.99 toward the donation, so no need to wait!)
Whoever created the wrapping paper that somehow both folds the wrong way and doesn't fold at all needs to be dragged out into the town square and hanged by the neck until he is dead and then have his body left out for the crows
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Whoever created the wrapping paper that somehow both folds the wrong way and doesn't fold at all needs to be dragged out into the town square and hanged by the neck until he is dead and then have his body left out for the crows
Because I have to wrap presents today and because I refuse to do so sober, my thought process went as such when choosing my drink:
Vodka: No mixers and I'm not doing it straight.
Tequila: I don't want to get into a fight with the authorities.
Everclear: No.
Beer: Not enough.
Bourbon/Coke it is!
Vodka: No mixers and I'm not doing it straight.
Tequila: I don't want to get into a fight with the authorities.
Everclear: No.
Beer: Not enough.
Bourbon/Coke it is!
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Because I have to wrap presents today and because I refuse to do so sober, my thought process went as such when choosing my drink:
Vodka: No mixers and I'm not doing it straight.
Tequila: I don't want to get into a fight with the authorities.
Everclear: No.
Beer: Not enough.
Bourbon/Coke it is!
Vodka: No mixers and I'm not doing it straight.
Tequila: I don't want to get into a fight with the authorities.
Everclear: No.
Beer: Not enough.
Bourbon/Coke it is!
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Happy Holidays everyone!!
Over on my Patreon, I'm running a giveaway for paid members!
For just $1 you can enter for a chance to win a signed book, A Necromancer Called Gam Gam audiobook, and several other things! Winner drawn on Friday!
Check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/holida...
Over on my Patreon, I'm running a giveaway for paid members!
For just $1 you can enter for a chance to win a signed book, A Necromancer Called Gam Gam audiobook, and several other things! Winner drawn on Friday!
Check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/holida...
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Holidays everyone!!
Over on my Patreon, I'm running a giveaway for paid members!
For just $1 you can enter for a chance to win a signed book, A Necromancer Called Gam Gam audiobook, and several other things! Winner drawn on Friday!
Check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/holida...
Over on my Patreon, I'm running a giveaway for paid members!
For just $1 you can enter for a chance to win a signed book, A Necromancer Called Gam Gam audiobook, and several other things! Winner drawn on Friday!
Check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/holida...
Time to ruin a Monday!
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Time to ruin a Monday!
You're either going to get this and immediately agree or you're too young.
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You're either going to get this and immediately agree or you're too young.
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On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
Reposted by AC Cross
Adam did a thing and I was invited! You should watch to see me say some words!
Would ya look at that! Latest BNN Pod dropped yesterday!
You can check it out on all the usual podcasting applications, or you can watch it here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6X...
You can check it out on all the usual podcasting applications, or you can watch it here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6X...
The Many Facets of an Eldritch Author, with A.C. Cross
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December 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Adam did a thing and I was invited! You should watch to see me say some words!
Presented without context.
My social media presence is just a mess, isn't it?
My social media presence is just a mess, isn't it?
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Presented without context.
My social media presence is just a mess, isn't it?
My social media presence is just a mess, isn't it?
Reposted by AC Cross
Would ya look at that! Latest BNN Pod dropped yesterday!
You can check it out on all the usual podcasting applications, or you can watch it here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6X...
You can check it out on all the usual podcasting applications, or you can watch it here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6X...
The Many Facets of an Eldritch Author, with A.C. Cross
YouTube video by Bounty News Network
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Would ya look at that! Latest BNN Pod dropped yesterday!
You can check it out on all the usual podcasting applications, or you can watch it here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6X...
You can check it out on all the usual podcasting applications, or you can watch it here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6X...