#amnotediting
It's that kind of morning: my phone's stuck on a work profile policies update, my laptop is stuck uninstalling an app, and my desktop mouse is out of batteries. 🙄

I've restarted the devices, got my backup mouse, and am recharging the batteries. Let's see how it goes. #AmNotEditing #edibuddies
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
An enthusiastic new director of our kids' school told parents to contact the school at a new email account called parentliason@.org 🤦‍♀️ (And I have no idea how it's different from the existing and easy-to-understand parentrelations@.org) #AmNotEditing
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Spent the last 1 hour troubleshooting Word - some keyboard shortcuts (involving J, N, and the up/down arrows) stopped working. Finally identified a link with a PerfectIt update 😭 Contacted the PerfectIt people; am hoping they can resolve it! (Any #Edibuddies experienced this?) #AmNotEditing
August 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Watched a local LLM get stuck in a literal loop because I told it to use British spelling but with "z" for words like "organization" (see Oxford English Dictionaries) and it couldn't figure out how those two instructions could be true at the same time 🤦‍♀️ #Edibuddies #AmNotEditing
August 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Me, arriving home after an event: I’ll log in to this client’s online system and catch up on a few bits…

Internet: nope 😂

#StetWalk #AmNotEditing
May 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I used to love snow — then I got a driveway. There goes my morning writing session. 😩

#WritingCommunity #Writersky #Authors #AmNOTEditing #Booksky #ScifiLit #Fiction
February 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Lol. What an ad. “Never worry about version control—but never have any control over the version, either!”

I know not everyone using it is an editor, but *as* an editor this highlights just one of the many reasons I loathe using GoogleDocs.

#amediting (or rather: #amnotediting!)
January 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My computer died after an OS update. My tech guy (husband) spent two days trying to revive it. It’s now with Apple, but it’s not looking good. I’m on a deadline and a replacement is two weeks out.
😔
Send wine.
#AmNotEditing
Update: Catastrophic memory failure. Computer is now a paperweight.
November 14, 2024 at 4:30 AM
In my capacity as a freelance editor, I think -- for only the second time in 12 years -- I'm being ghosted by a client.

#amNOTediting
October 5, 2024 at 7:20 PM
By the power of all the gods, I'm done.

74.75 hours...

I'm going offline for at LEAST 36–48 hours.
Don't call me.
Don't text me.
Don't send carrier pigeons or smoke signals.
Don't even think about me.

😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴

#amNOTediting #offline
Skeletano Fall GIF
Alt: skeleton falling to the left in the middle of a store aisle, knocking down a shelf
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Solution to not wanting to edit a chapter about accessible entrances: call in sick. (Or “: Call in sick” if you’re the new Chicago, apparently.) Okay that’s not actually why I called in, but it’s definitely a perk #AmNotEditing
May 9, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I was offline for two days and came back to nearly 100 notifications across all my platforms.

I almost shut all this shit down again. I thought I was ready to get back to work. I am not.

#staycation #amnotediting #amwriting
Im Gone Im Out GIF
ALT: Im Gone Im Out GIF
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
FINALLY!! After tinkering for years, I've FINALLY cut the time to create an invoice down to half! 🎉
#Solopreneur #AmNotEditing
February 2, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Brain fog has taken over today so rather than try to force myself into editing, I cleaned off likely spam subscribers to my newsletter. That felt good ✨ #AmNotEditing #Solopreneur
January 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Keep it simple. Don't change a winning team. Mantras for me today as I try to better organize my social media post and flow 🥴 #Solopreneur #AmNotEditing
January 17, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Kids' Halloween party in 2 days means I need to decide today on the party game! 🎃 Last year's scavenger hunt was a big hit (one team's collection shown in image). Ideas for 9-13 y.o.s that require little equipment, prep, or supervision are welcome! #Procrastinating #AmNotEditing #KidsPartyIdeas
October 27, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Spent 2 hrs trying to get ChatGPT to write me some batch scripts. One worked but the other 2 didn't. Not sure if it was time well spent (might've been if they had worked). I do wish I could code properly... #AmNotEditing #FriedBrain
October 21, 2023 at 8:55 AM
Today is the first day since #COVID when I feel almost normal, and it’s blizzarding out there. It will blizzard all day long. Not gonna try to climb through the snow to my #office. #AmNotEditing
November 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Okay, enough #editing for today. I need an overnight brain refresh to do my best work. #AmNotEditing
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Shutting down the office computer for a while till a thunderstorm goes away. #AmNotEditing
November 29, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Blue skies and spring-like temperatures tell me that I *must* take a work break. #amnotediting
November 30, 2024 at 11:27 AM
All day so far, I've been gathering all the paperwork/computer files for the 2018 tax year. #amnotediting #desperatelywantanap
November 30, 2024 at 12:52 PM
#AmNotEditing because head congestion makes concentration difficult. This means I #AmCranky.
November 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
My son Neil and I are out on Long Island Sound right now in his 9-foot raft! #amnotediting
December 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
New little hedgehog Elodie, who moved into my home yesterday to live with my oldest son's fiancée, is getting to know her grandma. #amnotediting #workbreak
December 1, 2024 at 6:27 AM