Bill Joseph
@authorbilljoseph.com
Dog dad, husband, aspiring polyglot, native plant proselytizer. Author of the upcoming sci-fi novel AEONS. www.aeons.world
On Monday, I did the hardest thing I’ve ever done: said goodbye to my girlie.
This year was one of my worst. The world flipped upside down. Politics orphaned me. Every agent rejected my sci-fi novel.
But now I have this Xmas message from @scalzi.com whenever I want to give up. Thank you, sir.
This year was one of my worst. The world flipped upside down. Politics orphaned me. Every agent rejected my sci-fi novel.
But now I have this Xmas message from @scalzi.com whenever I want to give up. Thank you, sir.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
On Monday, I did the hardest thing I’ve ever done: said goodbye to my girlie.
This year was one of my worst. The world flipped upside down. Politics orphaned me. Every agent rejected my sci-fi novel.
But now I have this Xmas message from @scalzi.com whenever I want to give up. Thank you, sir.
This year was one of my worst. The world flipped upside down. Politics orphaned me. Every agent rejected my sci-fi novel.
But now I have this Xmas message from @scalzi.com whenever I want to give up. Thank you, sir.
For all those feeling unaccomplished from seeing other people’s posts about how much they did in 2025:
It’s okay if your crowning achievement for the year was that you survived it.
It’s okay if your crowning achievement for the year was that you survived it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
For all those feeling unaccomplished from seeing other people’s posts about how much they did in 2025:
It’s okay if your crowning achievement for the year was that you survived it.
It’s okay if your crowning achievement for the year was that you survived it.
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I feel awful saying this, but I like fake maple syrup better than the real stuff. 😭
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I feel awful saying this, but I like fake maple syrup better than the real stuff. 😭
Anybody remember when diet pills were the biggest fear for youths in the late 80s and early 90s? What happened to that?
#millennial
#millennial
December 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Anybody remember when diet pills were the biggest fear for youths in the late 80s and early 90s? What happened to that?
#millennial
#millennial
"There is no cure. You will be dead in 32 minutes."
"Why do you keep saying that?!"
"Because you will be dead in 32 minutes."
#doctorwho
"Why do you keep saying that?!"
"Because you will be dead in 32 minutes."
#doctorwho
Voice Interface
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December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"There is no cure. You will be dead in 32 minutes."
"Why do you keep saying that?!"
"Because you will be dead in 32 minutes."
#doctorwho
"Why do you keep saying that?!"
"Because you will be dead in 32 minutes."
#doctorwho
Gaghworks.
It’s a noodle bar.
It’s a noodle bar.
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
The Holodeck
What are you calling it?
The Holodeck
December 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gaghworks.
It’s a noodle bar.
It’s a noodle bar.
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My childhood. #millennial
Ski Free. If you manage to outrun one abominable snowman, they send more.
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My childhood. #millennial
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“Write to the market.”
You’ll never catch the market. By the time you’ve written it, the market is gone. Write what you’re on fire to write, and sometimes the market shows up.
You’ll never catch the market. By the time you’ve written it, the market is gone. Write what you’re on fire to write, and sometimes the market shows up.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Write to the market.”
You’ll never catch the market. By the time you’ve written it, the market is gone. Write what you’re on fire to write, and sometimes the market shows up.
You’ll never catch the market. By the time you’ve written it, the market is gone. Write what you’re on fire to write, and sometimes the market shows up.
This is not something I share with pride, but in solidarity.
I have now queried 100 literary agents.
While I do not have much optimism left, hope will always be more powerful than fear. Whatever happens, it will all be fine.
#amquerying
#WritingCommunity 💜📚 #Writersky #Authors #Scifi #SFF 🪐📚
I have now queried 100 literary agents.
While I do not have much optimism left, hope will always be more powerful than fear. Whatever happens, it will all be fine.
#amquerying
#WritingCommunity 💜📚 #Writersky #Authors #Scifi #SFF 🪐📚
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is not something I share with pride, but in solidarity.
I have now queried 100 literary agents.
While I do not have much optimism left, hope will always be more powerful than fear. Whatever happens, it will all be fine.
#amquerying
#WritingCommunity 💜📚 #Writersky #Authors #Scifi #SFF 🪐📚
I have now queried 100 literary agents.
While I do not have much optimism left, hope will always be more powerful than fear. Whatever happens, it will all be fine.
#amquerying
#WritingCommunity 💜📚 #Writersky #Authors #Scifi #SFF 🪐📚
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS - #StrangeNewWorlds Casts Mr Sulu and Dr McCoy for Season 5!
Thomas Jane (The Expanse) will play Leonard “Bones” McCoy, and Kai Murakami will play Hikaru Sulu in the final episode of the #StarTrek series!
Thomas Jane (The Expanse) will play Leonard “Bones” McCoy, and Kai Murakami will play Hikaru Sulu in the final episode of the #StarTrek series!
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS - #StrangeNewWorlds Casts Mr Sulu and Dr McCoy for Season 5!
Thomas Jane (The Expanse) will play Leonard “Bones” McCoy, and Kai Murakami will play Hikaru Sulu in the final episode of the #StarTrek series!
Thomas Jane (The Expanse) will play Leonard “Bones” McCoy, and Kai Murakami will play Hikaru Sulu in the final episode of the #StarTrek series!
December 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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🚨THAT'S A WRAP!
And just like that, the 5 year mission has ended.
While there's still a ways to go on post-production, the fifth and final season of #StrangeNewWorlds has wrapped principle photography.
Season 4 is set for a 2026 premiere.
#StarTrek
And just like that, the 5 year mission has ended.
While there's still a ways to go on post-production, the fifth and final season of #StrangeNewWorlds has wrapped principle photography.
Season 4 is set for a 2026 premiere.
#StarTrek
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
🚨THAT'S A WRAP!
And just like that, the 5 year mission has ended.
While there's still a ways to go on post-production, the fifth and final season of #StrangeNewWorlds has wrapped principle photography.
Season 4 is set for a 2026 premiere.
#StarTrek
And just like that, the 5 year mission has ended.
While there's still a ways to go on post-production, the fifth and final season of #StrangeNewWorlds has wrapped principle photography.
Season 4 is set for a 2026 premiere.
#StarTrek
Getting ready to quit querying.
Also, no idea why I’m posting this since nobody actually follows me on here. 🤷🏼♂️
Also, no idea why I’m posting this since nobody actually follows me on here. 🤷🏼♂️
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Getting ready to quit querying.
Also, no idea why I’m posting this since nobody actually follows me on here. 🤷🏼♂️
Also, no idea why I’m posting this since nobody actually follows me on here. 🤷🏼♂️
Kids these days will never know true quality entertainment.
Wacky Deli
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December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Kids these days will never know true quality entertainment.
90s kids really did have it the best. Reading Rainbow? The arm circles workout video? Amazing.
#millennials
#millennials
December 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
90s kids really did have it the best. Reading Rainbow? The arm circles workout video? Amazing.
#millennials
#millennials
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I've loved Sigourney Weaver ever since one of my all-time favorite movies, ALIEN. Couldn't resist going all fanboy on her yesterday & asking for a photo. She told me she's now in the cast of The Mandalorian. Talk about bad timing: she's now in that galaxy far, far away, years after I checked out! 💔
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I've loved Sigourney Weaver ever since one of my all-time favorite movies, ALIEN. Couldn't resist going all fanboy on her yesterday & asking for a photo. She told me she's now in the cast of The Mandalorian. Talk about bad timing: she's now in that galaxy far, far away, years after I checked out! 💔
#StarTrek: Starfleet Academy has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by killing off the entire cast of Dawson’s Creek dolls in the first episode and be like, “lol tricked ya,” and make the show something incredibly dark and moody.
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
#StarTrek: Starfleet Academy has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by killing off the entire cast of Dawson’s Creek dolls in the first episode and be like, “lol tricked ya,” and make the show something incredibly dark and moody.
Time travel is the writer’s most interesting power. Knowing how all my characters live and die, I think of them as the entirety of their existence, dropping into specific moments based on my mood, remembering their future in the past. Even characters yet unborn on paper already died long ago.
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Time travel is the writer’s most interesting power. Knowing how all my characters live and die, I think of them as the entirety of their existence, dropping into specific moments based on my mood, remembering their future in the past. Even characters yet unborn on paper already died long ago.
Let’s talk about the scam of “up to xx% off” sales.
One item—ONE—is 60% off. Everything else is 10% off. Retailer gets away with it not being misleading in the most strained sense possible.
Gross.
One item—ONE—is 60% off. Everything else is 10% off. Retailer gets away with it not being misleading in the most strained sense possible.
Gross.
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Let’s talk about the scam of “up to xx% off” sales.
One item—ONE—is 60% off. Everything else is 10% off. Retailer gets away with it not being misleading in the most strained sense possible.
Gross.
One item—ONE—is 60% off. Everything else is 10% off. Retailer gets away with it not being misleading in the most strained sense possible.
Gross.
OHGODYISS
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz Will Return for The Mummy 4 - IGN
Oscar winners Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly reuniting for The Mummy 4 with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett – the filmmaking duo billed as Radio Silence – directing the long-aw...
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December 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
OHGODYISS
English is ridiculous. How do you pronounce the word “button”? I pronounce it “buh-in.” No “t” in it. And I just realized this.
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
English is ridiculous. How do you pronounce the word “button”? I pronounce it “buh-in.” No “t” in it. And I just realized this.
Ah. So this is why Star Trek is trending. I… erm… I will reserve judgment. Yessir, reserve judgment. I definitely won’t be calling it Degrassi: The Next Next Generation.
Damnit.
Damnit.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ah. So this is why Star Trek is trending. I… erm… I will reserve judgment. Yessir, reserve judgment. I definitely won’t be calling it Degrassi: The Next Next Generation.
Damnit.
Damnit.