#StockRoom
said coworker wanted the mystery freezer meat to feed to her huge, aggressive purebred puppy mill dog, who has at various times shitted in our stockroom and bit her child on the face. it’s like im in the hit sitcom the office over here
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Fuck me n suck me in the stockroom? 😜😜
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Have you signed up for @AuntieVice.bsky.social's Feb. 7 class? In "Talk Dirty to Me," they tell you all you need to know about getting your partner hot with only words.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/zoom-talk-dirty-to-me-tickets-1967811802072
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I got to bring my lump hammer and rubber mallet to work this week, and percussively redustribute some of the stubborn metal racking shelves in our stockroom. 💪

You don't see that on the list of Bookseller Competencies!
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
5 jobs I've had:

Retail stockroom worker
Fast food cashier
Summer school Latin teacher
Drosophila research tech
Intro to Biochemistry TA
5 jobs i’ve had:

Photo technician
Nanny/housekeeper
Target sales floor
Artist
DMV greeter
5 jobs i’ve had:

wedding caterer
kennel tech
late night cookie delivery guy
deli worker
medical lab tech, microbio specialist
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Off to work here…found these on clearance, otherwise not spending that much on ‘em

It’s a truck day & store audit day, they get to see what these large shipments do to a super small stockroom

#HugsNTugs
#HairyGuy
#ClearnaceRackShopper

Do something special for someone today
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Have been cleaning the stockroom at work and am surprised that I didn't find a dead mouse/rat in amount of rubbish that had build up.

Also concerned that the about of dust that has a completed in my lungs now as well.
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
1. Video shop employee (which instantly dates me)
2. Clothes shop assistant stockroom monkey
3. Postman
4. Dreary corporate marketing drone
5. Historian
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:

1. Camp Counselor
2. Carpet Cleaner
3. Janitor
4. Supply Chain Manager
5. YouTube Channel Host
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:

1. Ranch hand/Farm hand
2. Podcast editor
3. Comedy writer
4. Short order cook
5. One-time official biographer of Conrad Black
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
and legit i had so few cis women ever be weird about me when i worked stockroom. it's wild how much most ppl don't care unless someone teaches/trains them to be fuckin angry at us
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 PM
We buy chloroform in 4L bottles from our stockroom. I think it's the preferred solvent for some reaction or separation one of my students does. It's relatively inexpensive, and we're on at least the 3rd bottle of my career. I am aware it can generate phosgene.
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The Stockroom (Stockport libraries) has Isherwood’s school trunk, and a collection of archives from his early life.
They’re doing readings and film showings in LGBTQ+ history month in Feb:
www.stockrm.org/lgbt-history...
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Dying to explore Impact Play, but worried about taking the first step? Jan. 31, Mistress Wicked comes to Stockroom Univesity to teach you the basics. Don't miss out!

https://www.eventbrite.com/o/stockroom-university-74701726143
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Scrin Gordon Ramsay goes into the back of the HQ and sees Kane rummaging around in the stockroom

“Bloody hell. There’s a weird bloke back here. Is he human? No? What is going on here?!”
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I had a manager who would get unreasonable angry if I asked for any kind of clarification on what she wanted me to do. I looked after 3 departments in the store, the stockroom, and the waste management (everyone else had 1 department) and her instructions were always vague af. So, that.
What are some workplace pet peeves you have?

One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
We're happy to welcome @selkieskins.bsky.social to Stockroom University this Saturday! If you've been dying to learn the art of rope bondage, check out their class "Beginner Bondage for Rope Babies."

www.eventbrite.com/e/in-person-...
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Whether you're craving a tingle, a slap, or a kiss, we have what you need in the Stockroom Sensation Play Sale. Get up to 30% off select items this week. 

https://stockroom.com/collections/sensation-play-sale-2026?utm_source=bsky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sensation26
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I'm not naked in stockroom at work, you are! 👀
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Sunday Night Blues Sindy, on the way to the off-licence with the dog.
80's Sindy on the left, 2020's Sindy on the right. Dug the vintage one out of the stockroom and cleaned her up a bit today.
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
As I understand the story, he took the two bottles, put boring labels on them, and put them on a nondescript shelf in a stockroom. Legitimately badass.
This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.

He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.

(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Do your New Years' Resolutions include getting tied up more? Tomorrow's Stockroom University class with Safiya Darling can help with that.

https://www.eventbrite.com/o/stockroom-university-74701726143
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Jan. 31: If you're already breaking your resolutions, you probably need a spanking. Come to Stockroom U for Mistress Wicked's Impact 101 class to learn how to do it RIGHT. 

https://www.eventbrite.com/o/stockroom-university-74701726143
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Thank you. At some point we will be working with conc H2SO4 so I need something pretty good for the student to use.

I will see if any of these options exist in the stockroom.
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"Spellbound" by Brian Barling, 1991-1992
November 25th, 1991 as seen in the Carroll County Times
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM