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Pim || they/he || Goth Clown || Queer || ND || OFMD || Crochet || 37 || Butthole Buccaneer || OBSESSIVE SHUT IN

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Oh, absolutely this. I'm so non threatening btw, just message me to unfollow you and there will be zero hard feelings.
If I accidentally follow someone in the #OurFlagMeansDeath community who had me blocked/softblocked, don’t be afraid to message and ask me to unfollow. But also know I have no grudges against anyone in the fandom and literally do not remember a single person I’ve argued with (ADHD, not personal.)
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Museums
Stompy boots
Rollercoasters
Charity shops
Strawberry milk
Sponges
Things that glow
Singing when I'm alone
Porridge
Learning random facts
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Botanical gardens
Baths
Walks
Trains
Cats
Cups of tea
Watching tennis
Tapas
A civil engineering documentary
Fluffy socks
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Late 19th century literature/art
Being entirely alone in nature (preferably by the sea)
Vanilla scents
Hiding under a blanket
Gulls
Collecting silly little trinkets
Decorating
My garden
Visiting old cemeteries
Rik Mayall
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This may be the angriest I've ever been on Remembrance Day. My great great uncle William died in battle in France in 1918. He and millions of others didn't give their lives for fascism to be on the rise in 2025. This isn't the world I want my children to grow up in.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Seeing photos of bestie hanging out with fucking Jonny Santos and trying to remember why I turned down her spare Spineshank ticket.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I took all the gifts I collected for my friend who couldn't make it to #TheWeeCon and she wants to send her heartfelt thanks to everyone who gave her something. She only cried a little bit. 🥹

[She didn't want her photo taken, so we got one of me with my kids and niblings instead. 😂]
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Finally got round to reading Night Moves, now I'm sitting here after reading this while vaping fucking *pink lemonade* eliquid, jaw on the floor, trying to work out if I should be laughing or cringing at being Ed coded. 💀
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I have been so busy reading fanfiction I seem to have missed some 💿🐎 and despite my inherently nosy nature, please don't fill me in and allow me to remain blissfully unaware. Kthanx.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I FINALLY GET TO SEE VNV AGAIN 😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What's it like in your head?
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Watching Ashley Storrie on House of Games has just reaffirmed for me that if I ever express just how much I believe we should be best friends I would absolutely be on the wrong end of a restraining order. 🫣😅
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Calling me and talking so much I can't get a word in to stop you during the last ten minutes of the Celebrity Traitors final?
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@wastingyourgum.bsky.social thank you for your SkyCards advice I FINALLY UNLOCKED ANTARCTICA 🥳🥳🥳
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Gentlebeard if they were in the UK rn.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Cheney dead, Mamdani wins.

Good things are supposed to come in threes, right? 🤞🤞🤞
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
12/10 no notes. 🤌
Woke up today to the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Rhys Darby, you know, from the Dairylea Dunkers commercial.
Taika Waititi, you know, from The Tribe.
Pedro Pascal, you know, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Also, dude in Prestonpans Lidl asked to see my Our Flag Means Community tshirt and told me he loves the show and he loved the mermaid bit. Made my day. 🥹
Only getting home 10 hours after I left the hotel because I'm a good child and graciously allowed my parents to take me to the beach and feed me. 😇
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Only getting home 10 hours after I left the hotel because I'm a good child and graciously allowed my parents to take me to the beach and feed me. 😇
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's a ##TheWeeCon miracle. I somehow don't have a hangover?!
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November 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Bad news for all my #TheWeeCon peeps. I've had a rest and some food and I SHALL be attending this evening.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I love the sweatshirt Alex, but one of us will have to change. 💁
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Happy 2nd Woke and Ghey anniversary to those who celebrate.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Don't know what time I'll make it to #TheWeeCon today but I left some of these flat pack boat kits on one of the tables in the upper hall in case I was late, so if anyone would like one please grab one! 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Reporting this the same week as Wee Con? 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM