Pimty Animal 📦 Flatpack Shipwright 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴
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Pim || they/he || Goth Clown || Queer || ND || OFMD || Crochet || 37 || Butthole Buccaneer || OBSESSIVE SHUT IN
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If I accidentally follow someone in the #OurFlagMeansDeath community who had me blocked/softblocked, don’t be afraid to message and ask me to unfollow. But also know I have no grudges against anyone in the fandom and literally do not remember a single person I’ve argued with (ADHD, not personal.)
Oh, absolutely this. I'm so non threatening btw, just message me to unfollow you and there will be zero hard feelings.
It's a suggestion that Stede taught him to read, it still counts.
I read sooooo much fanfiction you cannot get this past me. FUCKING PACK IT IN!
I read sooooo much fanfiction you cannot get this past me. FUCKING PACK IT IN!
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It's a suggestion that Stede taught him to read, it still counts.
I read sooooo much fanfiction you cannot get this past me. FUCKING PACK IT IN!
I read sooooo much fanfiction you cannot get this past me. FUCKING PACK IT IN!
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Did I spend a fiver to shout about biscuits? Yes, and I'd do it again. 😈
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Did I spend a fiver to shout about biscuits? Yes, and I'd do it again. 😈
I've seen a lot of people online making comparisons between the Cheeto Shitgibbon and M*nica L*winsky. Can we just Fucking Not™️ fellas?
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I've seen a lot of people online making comparisons between the Cheeto Shitgibbon and M*nica L*winsky. Can we just Fucking Not™️ fellas?
It only took me like 12 years, but I finally booked an appointment for my second tattoo. 🥳
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It only took me like 12 years, but I finally booked an appointment for my second tattoo. 🥳
They just opened a Lovisa in East Kilbride. This is a problem for my financial status.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
They just opened a Lovisa in East Kilbride. This is a problem for my financial status.
I can't find anyone for my year, but if I was 30 years older I could have had Rik Mayall.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I can't find anyone for my year, but if I was 30 years older I could have had Rik Mayall.
Me when Con says Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen is Izzy's song - babe, you are so right. Love that. So perfect. 🥰
Me when Stranger Things uses Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen - HOW DARE YOU THAT SONG BELONGS TO HIGHLANDER YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
Me when Stranger Things uses Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen - HOW DARE YOU THAT SONG BELONGS TO HIGHLANDER YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me when Con says Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen is Izzy's song - babe, you are so right. Love that. So perfect. 🥰
Me when Stranger Things uses Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen - HOW DARE YOU THAT SONG BELONGS TO HIGHLANDER YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
Me when Stranger Things uses Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen - HOW DARE YOU THAT SONG BELONGS TO HIGHLANDER YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like.
Museums
Stompy boots
Rollercoasters
Charity shops
Strawberry milk
Sponges
Things that glow
Singing when I'm alone
Porridge
Learning random facts
Museums
Stompy boots
Rollercoasters
Charity shops
Strawberry milk
Sponges
Things that glow
Singing when I'm alone
Porridge
Learning random facts
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like.
Botanical gardens
Baths
Walks
Trains
Cats
Cups of tea
Watching tennis
Tapas
A civil engineering documentary
Fluffy socks
Botanical gardens
Baths
Walks
Trains
Cats
Cups of tea
Watching tennis
Tapas
A civil engineering documentary
Fluffy socks
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like.
Late 19th century literature/art
Being entirely alone in nature (preferably by the sea)
Vanilla scents
Hiding under a blanket
Gulls
Collecting silly little trinkets
Decorating
My garden
Visiting old cemeteries
Rik Mayall
Late 19th century literature/art
Being entirely alone in nature (preferably by the sea)
Vanilla scents
Hiding under a blanket
Gulls
Collecting silly little trinkets
Decorating
My garden
Visiting old cemeteries
Rik Mayall
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like.
Museums
Stompy boots
Rollercoasters
Charity shops
Strawberry milk
Sponges
Things that glow
Singing when I'm alone
Porridge
Learning random facts
Museums
Stompy boots
Rollercoasters
Charity shops
Strawberry milk
Sponges
Things that glow
Singing when I'm alone
Porridge
Learning random facts
This may be the angriest I've ever been on Remembrance Day. My great great uncle William died in battle in France in 1918. He and millions of others didn't give their lives for fascism to be on the rise in 2025. This isn't the world I want my children to grow up in.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This may be the angriest I've ever been on Remembrance Day. My great great uncle William died in battle in France in 1918. He and millions of others didn't give their lives for fascism to be on the rise in 2025. This isn't the world I want my children to grow up in.
Seeing photos of bestie hanging out with fucking Jonny Santos and trying to remember why I turned down her spare Spineshank ticket.
a bald man with the words i regret many things below him
Alt: a bald man with the words i regret many things below him
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November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Seeing photos of bestie hanging out with fucking Jonny Santos and trying to remember why I turned down her spare Spineshank ticket.
I took all the gifts I collected for my friend who couldn't make it to #TheWeeCon and she wants to send her heartfelt thanks to everyone who gave her something. She only cried a little bit. 🥹
[She didn't want her photo taken, so we got one of me with my kids and niblings instead. 😂]
[She didn't want her photo taken, so we got one of me with my kids and niblings instead. 😂]
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I took all the gifts I collected for my friend who couldn't make it to #TheWeeCon and she wants to send her heartfelt thanks to everyone who gave her something. She only cried a little bit. 🥹
[She didn't want her photo taken, so we got one of me with my kids and niblings instead. 😂]
[She didn't want her photo taken, so we got one of me with my kids and niblings instead. 😂]
Finally got round to reading Night Moves, now I'm sitting here after reading this while vaping fucking *pink lemonade* eliquid, jaw on the floor, trying to work out if I should be laughing or cringing at being Ed coded. 💀
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Finally got round to reading Night Moves, now I'm sitting here after reading this while vaping fucking *pink lemonade* eliquid, jaw on the floor, trying to work out if I should be laughing or cringing at being Ed coded. 💀
I have been so busy reading fanfiction I seem to have missed some 💿🐎 and despite my inherently nosy nature, please don't fill me in and allow me to remain blissfully unaware. Kthanx.
a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand
Alt: a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand
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November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I have been so busy reading fanfiction I seem to have missed some 💿🐎 and despite my inherently nosy nature, please don't fill me in and allow me to remain blissfully unaware. Kthanx.
I FINALLY GET TO SEE VNV AGAIN 😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I FINALLY GET TO SEE VNV AGAIN 😭😭😭
What's it like in your head?
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What's it like in your head?
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Watching Ashley Storrie on House of Games has just reaffirmed for me that if I ever express just how much I believe we should be best friends I would absolutely be on the wrong end of a restraining order. 🫣😅
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Watching Ashley Storrie on House of Games has just reaffirmed for me that if I ever express just how much I believe we should be best friends I would absolutely be on the wrong end of a restraining order. 🫣😅
Calling me and talking so much I can't get a word in to stop you during the last ten minutes of the Celebrity Traitors final?
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Calling me and talking so much I can't get a word in to stop you during the last ten minutes of the Celebrity Traitors final?
@wastingyourgum.bsky.social thank you for your SkyCards advice I FINALLY UNLOCKED ANTARCTICA 🥳🥳🥳
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@wastingyourgum.bsky.social thank you for your SkyCards advice I FINALLY UNLOCKED ANTARCTICA 🥳🥳🥳
Gentlebeard if they were in the UK rn.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Gentlebeard if they were in the UK rn.
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
Cheney dead, Mamdani wins.
Good things are supposed to come in threes, right? 🤞🤞🤞
Good things are supposed to come in threes, right? 🤞🤞🤞
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Cheney dead, Mamdani wins.
Good things are supposed to come in threes, right? 🤞🤞🤞
Good things are supposed to come in threes, right? 🤞🤞🤞
12/10 no notes. 🤌
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
12/10 no notes. 🤌
Rhys Darby, you know, from the Dairylea Dunkers commercial.
Taika Waititi, you know, from The Tribe.
Pedro Pascal, you know, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Rhys Darby, you know, from the Dairylea Dunkers commercial.