Sneak between your legs and start licking around your tip, right around the entrance. Until you get good hard and leaky. 🥴🥵
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Sneak between your legs and start licking around your tip, right around the entrance. Until you get good hard and leaky. 🥴🥵
Been getting properly high since I get back. Zoned out watching a YouTube video while eating pasta and looked up to see my cat licking my pizza 😭 finnnne I guess you can have some damn!
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Been getting properly high since I get back. Zoned out watching a YouTube video while eating pasta and looked up to see my cat licking my pizza 😭 finnnne I guess you can have some damn!
Except this time it's not like 2020. It's way further along. Even the media is no longer in complete lockstep with Homeland Security propaganda. That dark shadow cast by 9/11 may yet be lifted.
And here I am off licking my wounds like a battered chihuahua.
I only feel more like a coward now.
And here I am off licking my wounds like a battered chihuahua.
I only feel more like a coward now.
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Except this time it's not like 2020. It's way further along. Even the media is no longer in complete lockstep with Homeland Security propaganda. That dark shadow cast by 9/11 may yet be lifted.
And here I am off licking my wounds like a battered chihuahua.
I only feel more like a coward now.
And here I am off licking my wounds like a battered chihuahua.
I only feel more like a coward now.
Visited my mom's cat today. I caught him like right as he got done licking his tail but for some reason it caught his face in just the perfect "everything is hopeless, what's the point" look. And honestly I feel it.
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Visited my mom's cat today. I caught him like right as he got done licking his tail but for some reason it caught his face in just the perfect "everything is hopeless, what's the point" look. And honestly I feel it.
Love to be licking that clean.
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Love to be licking that clean.
Boot licking at its finest...🤣
MAGA’s spokesman for France, the official overseas branch of the US, claimed Trump’s unhinged letter was obviously fake news for dumb journalists. Minutes later, after the letter was verified, he finds it remarkable.
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Boot licking at its finest...🤣
Impotent (republican) party is right!
A bunch of sniveling, asshole licking losers who are hanging onto the power and money that their congressional jobs afford them.
None of them give a flying fuck about Democracy or America.
A bunch of sniveling, asshole licking losers who are hanging onto the power and money that their congressional jobs afford them.
None of them give a flying fuck about Democracy or America.
Apparently MAGA welcome their Russian comrades
Never thought I'd live to see the day an American POTUS would embrace a Russian tyrant or that his entire impotent party would willingly stand aside while he destroyed everything we've fought for the last 250 years. Or that the only answer is to wait until midterms before we can do something.
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Impotent (republican) party is right!
A bunch of sniveling, asshole licking losers who are hanging onto the power and money that their congressional jobs afford them.
None of them give a flying fuck about Democracy or America.
A bunch of sniveling, asshole licking losers who are hanging onto the power and money that their congressional jobs afford them.
None of them give a flying fuck about Democracy or America.
"He's my baby and I'm his papa."
Licking Bendy like his mom would.
Licking Bendy like his mom would.
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
"He's my baby and I'm his papa."
Licking Bendy like his mom would.
Licking Bendy like his mom would.
Yeah. It's just I think without licking your arse. There's an assumption are a privileged sod as are successful in an industry that is really struggling outside pay to play grift. And so aren't well aware of micro economics before even get to reporting. Are you Waddle in the 80s😁
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Yeah. It's just I think without licking your arse. There's an assumption are a privileged sod as are successful in an industry that is really struggling outside pay to play grift. And so aren't well aware of micro economics before even get to reporting. Are you Waddle in the 80s😁
You are a hot dude & thats a great view. Thats what you see when sucking, licking & kissing cock!
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
You are a hot dude & thats a great view. Thats what you see when sucking, licking & kissing cock!
The problem is that the cabinet is comprised of boot-licking morons. They wont do anything to stop Trump
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The problem is that the cabinet is comprised of boot-licking morons. They wont do anything to stop Trump
I love Tajin sauce, it tastes like licking a 9V battery
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I love Tajin sauce, it tastes like licking a 9V battery
Lots of licking required 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 Mmmmm 😈 💋
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Lots of licking required 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 Mmmmm 😈 💋
Once upon a time I was able to lay on the couch and watch TV without a 7 pound fur-ball standing on my chest.
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Once upon a time I was able to lay on the couch and watch TV without a 7 pound fur-ball standing on my chest.
Wonder what the NATO Secretary General is saying now, that pedo-licking POS! He bent backwards more than a Cirque du Soleil contortionist to please the orange fascist and see what he got out of it…
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Wonder what the NATO Secretary General is saying now, that pedo-licking POS! He bent backwards more than a Cirque du Soleil contortionist to please the orange fascist and see what he got out of it…
My dog would be licking his fingers while I lighted a cigarette.
January 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My dog would be licking his fingers while I lighted a cigarette.
Listen, Beatrice Crocker. I grew up drinking from a hose, riding barefoot on a bike with those spiky pedals, and licking the beaters/bowl. Just stay in your lane and let me be me.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Listen, Beatrice Crocker. I grew up drinking from a hose, riding barefoot on a bike with those spiky pedals, and licking the beaters/bowl. Just stay in your lane and let me be me.
Republicans still supporting Trump is so completely unpatriotic. They don't give a s*** about America. They only care about licking Trump's a****** and his taint.
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Republicans still supporting Trump is so completely unpatriotic. They don't give a s*** about America. They only care about licking Trump's a****** and his taint.
Can you imagine licking them and squirting your milk on them?
January 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Can you imagine licking them and squirting your milk on them?
January 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I was in a bar the other night and saw a dog licking its bits, so I said to the owner, “I wish I could do that.”
He said, “Give it a biscuit, it might let you.”
He said, “Give it a biscuit, it might let you.”
January 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I was in a bar the other night and saw a dog licking its bits, so I said to the owner, “I wish I could do that.”
He said, “Give it a biscuit, it might let you.”
He said, “Give it a biscuit, it might let you.”
I love it when dogs have middle-aged names. Stop licking your balls, Barry.
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I love it when dogs have middle-aged names. Stop licking your balls, Barry.
If not now, when? Texas should be a priority. We are a majority minority state and currently have over 2 million more registered Dems. And the GOP candidates are either crooks or licking Trump’s boots or both! And, Abbott just handed over voter data without putting up any kind of protest.
January 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If not now, when? Texas should be a priority. We are a majority minority state and currently have over 2 million more registered Dems. And the GOP candidates are either crooks or licking Trump’s boots or both! And, Abbott just handed over voter data without putting up any kind of protest.
Dan Sullivan as about as palatable as farmed salmon…. 😉😉😝😖
I hope Mary Pertola gets so many votes that the boot licking harlot D Sullivan slinks out of Alaska and never returns…
I hope Mary Pertola gets so many votes that the boot licking harlot D Sullivan slinks out of Alaska and never returns…
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dan Sullivan as about as palatable as farmed salmon…. 😉😉😝😖
I hope Mary Pertola gets so many votes that the boot licking harlot D Sullivan slinks out of Alaska and never returns…
I hope Mary Pertola gets so many votes that the boot licking harlot D Sullivan slinks out of Alaska and never returns…