It's #fuckofffriday just in case you've run out of fucks already here's the #PEG #FUCKOMETER for some #fuckinginspo
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
It's #fuckofffriday just in case you've run out of fucks already here's the #PEG #FUCKOMETER for some #fuckinginspo
My Fuckometer is running on empty.
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
My Fuckometer is running on empty.
That's one fine fuckometer.
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
That's one fine fuckometer.
True as far as it goes but “last fuck” is not the bottom of the scale.
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
True as far as it goes but “last fuck” is not the bottom of the scale.
Important supporting documents for the fuckometer status
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[Harpo Marx was born Adolf (later Arthur) Marx on this day in 1888. Circa HORSE FEATHERS he was handing out nude photographs of himself as a gag; one was auctioned recently for $5,760. You can see it here, but I've warned you. (Thanks Teakagee!)]
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December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Important supporting documents for the fuckometer status
bsky.app/profile/harr...
bsky.app/profile/harr...
Waiting for @alanburns.bsky.social to confirm this on his fuckometer
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Waiting for @alanburns.bsky.social to confirm this on his fuckometer
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boosted up my
"what the fuckometer"
output capacity to 11.
boosted up my
"what the fuckometer"
output capacity to 11.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
..
boosted up my
"what the fuckometer"
output capacity to 11.
boosted up my
"what the fuckometer"
output capacity to 11.
If you break the law in favor of the tangerine Terrorist, there’s no consequences. My fuckometer is officially broken 😡🙄
BREAKING: as predicted, Republican Skandalakis has moved to dismiss the Fulton County RICO case against Trump et al.
This isn’t good news IMO. When Willis was disqualified from prosecuting fraudulent elector Burt Jones because she hosted a fundraiser for his opponent, Skandalakis took that case for himself and disappeared it. I imagine he’ll do the same here.
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you break the law in favor of the tangerine Terrorist, there’s no consequences. My fuckometer is officially broken 😡🙄
Her rural voters didn’t vote her out. Reform UK Ltd split the vote. Otherwise she would have won her seat again.
Can’t comment further - fuckometer will overheat
Can’t comment further - fuckometer will overheat
August 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Her rural voters didn’t vote her out. Reform UK Ltd split the vote. Otherwise she would have won her seat again.
Can’t comment further - fuckometer will overheat
Can’t comment further - fuckometer will overheat
So is WW111 off or on again? It’s hard to keep up w this geriatric fuckometer, I’ve seen more stability in a psych ward. We are being lead by a pos who couldn’t find his way out of his momma’s vagina 🤦🏻♀️
June 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
So is WW111 off or on again? It’s hard to keep up w this geriatric fuckometer, I’ve seen more stability in a psych ward. We are being lead by a pos who couldn’t find his way out of his momma’s vagina 🤦🏻♀️
I’m way past that on the fuckometer. I decided years ago that tank tops work as well as bras and haven’t looked back.
June 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m way past that on the fuckometer. I decided years ago that tank tops work as well as bras and haven’t looked back.
"Where am I on the fuckometer?"
-----Hugh Abbott, The Thick Of It [S01E02]
-----Hugh Abbott, The Thick Of It [S01E02]
May 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"Where am I on the fuckometer?"
-----Hugh Abbott, The Thick Of It [S01E02]
-----Hugh Abbott, The Thick Of It [S01E02]
Should have stayed in russia. Fuckometer set at zero.
May 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Should have stayed in russia. Fuckometer set at zero.
You can get fuckometer stickers too. Every household should have one.
April 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You can get fuckometer stickers too. Every household should have one.
UK here. This morning my what the fuckometer has officially died, much like the US it would seem. Sorry guys, I cannot see anyway that you aren't utterly screwed...maybe the Yellowstone super volcano will blow and put you all out of the DT misery?
April 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
UK here. This morning my what the fuckometer has officially died, much like the US it would seem. Sorry guys, I cannot see anyway that you aren't utterly screwed...maybe the Yellowstone super volcano will blow and put you all out of the DT misery?
"Fuckometer" 😆🙌🏼
Definitely borrowing that one.
I can tell you my Fuckometer is in the red- which leads to the
#Sonofabitchmotherfuckometer
Definitely borrowing that one.
I can tell you my Fuckometer is in the red- which leads to the
#Sonofabitchmotherfuckometer
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"Fuckometer" 😆🙌🏼
Definitely borrowing that one.
I can tell you my Fuckometer is in the red- which leads to the
#Sonofabitchmotherfuckometer
Definitely borrowing that one.
I can tell you my Fuckometer is in the red- which leads to the
#Sonofabitchmotherfuckometer
These days I am Fuck that and Fuck this and so on. I've always had a potty mouth (I am in my late 60s so potty mouth was considered bad then.... LMAO) but my fuckometer is OFF the scales under this fake admin! #FuckTheFelon
April 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
These days I am Fuck that and Fuck this and so on. I've always had a potty mouth (I am in my late 60s so potty mouth was considered bad then.... LMAO) but my fuckometer is OFF the scales under this fake admin! #FuckTheFelon
What really gets my goat is someone who nearly faints at profanity but thinks nothing of casually using racist or homophobic words. My fuckometer is set at zero for those arseholes.
April 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What really gets my goat is someone who nearly faints at profanity but thinks nothing of casually using racist or homophobic words. My fuckometer is set at zero for those arseholes.
😂😂 I have an imaginary cuntapult to fling arseholes away. My fuckometer is set at zero for a fair few things, atm mainly Maga's making clips about how they didn't think the 🍊💩👜 Project 25 would affect them. Hafuckingha 🎻
March 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
😂😂 I have an imaginary cuntapult to fling arseholes away. My fuckometer is set at zero for a fair few things, atm mainly Maga's making clips about how they didn't think the 🍊💩👜 Project 25 would affect them. Hafuckingha 🎻
My fuckometer is set at zero.
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My fuckometer is set at zero.
My fuckometer is still set at zero for any orc on Ukrainian soil. My sympathy is for the daily war crimes perpetrated on Ukrainian civilians and soldiers.
March 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My fuckometer is still set at zero for any orc on Ukrainian soil. My sympathy is for the daily war crimes perpetrated on Ukrainian civilians and soldiers.
My ship of fucks has sailed with my fuckometer set to zero.
March 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My ship of fucks has sailed with my fuckometer set to zero.