#Eltingville
I feel like we're at the point where stories making fun of otakus are trite and way too overdone. We need to move onto a worse group. We need eltingville but for women obsessed with online artist drama.
February 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
We are ALL singing the eltingville club intro song
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
A drawing of Bill to help make up for a plumbing bill last Monday (pipes froze, brrrr). eBay auction ends in 3 days.

www.ebay.com/itm/25736103...
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS BABY
Happy Valentines Day from The Eltingville Club

Heres some cringy embarrassing Valentines cards that the boys wrote themselves.
@evandorkin.bsky.social

#eltingville #eltingvilleclub #billdickey #joshlevy #petedinunzio #jerrystokes
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I didn't know Josh Levy from Welcome to Eltingville was real and actually cool.
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I'm really glad that the guy in the above photo seems solid because he's the spitting image of Josh from The Eltingville Club and that silhouette of Guy has needed a better representative for a very long time
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Eltingville card art auctions end in about 5 hrs. Thanks to the bidders for the bids, appreciated very much.

Bill/Pete - tinyurl.com/5n8r2u8w
Bill/Josh - tinyurl.com/5bxabv6j
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Naoki Urasawa's The Eltingville Club
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I have the Milk & Cheese collection and all of Dork somewhere (though for the life of me I can't find them right now). Got Eltingville on Kindle as it was quicker back in the day.
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Jotaro straight up does a nerd quiz on Joseph to check if he's not Dio, and it's eltingville club level stuff that throws at him!
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Eltingville residents say ice problem has returned after NYC’s DEP cleanup

https://www.newsbeep.com/us-ny/129188/

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Days after the city cleared a massive, week-long buildup of ice in front of…
Eltingville residents say ice problem has returned after NYC's DEP cleanup - New York News Beep
STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Days after the city cleared a massive, week-long buildup of ice in front of homes on East Figurea Avenue in Eltingville, residents say
www.newsbeep.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Man, 59, described by lawyer as avid hunter, is sentenced in Staten Island gun raid

https://www.newsbeep.com/us-ny/129003/

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — An Eltingville man whose home was raided by a firearms task force has settled…
Man, 59, described by lawyer as avid hunter, is sentenced in Staten Island gun raid - New York News Beep
STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — An Eltingville man whose home was raided by a firearms task force has settled his case in state Supreme Court, St. George.
www.newsbeep.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Man, 59, described by lawyer as avid hunter, is sentenced in Eltingville gun raid
Man, 59, described by lawyer as avid hunter, is sentenced in Staten Island gun raid
The defendant was sentenced to five years of probation.
www.silive.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Wait, have you guys never talked about Welcome to Eltingville?
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
@evandorkin.bsky.social Evan! Love The Eltingville Club so much. Random question!! Has Pete ever had a favorite movie in your head?? or any films you think he’d be obsessed with? Could you name a few?! I’m a huge horror freak myself so I’m very curious:D
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Two new Eltingville card drawings up on eBay.
Auctions end Thursday. Winky is not part of the auctions.
www.ebay.com/itm/25735011...
www.ebay.com/itm/25735011...
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
three beloved characters and an eltingville-type nerd from the minds of some guys who are really insistent on defending their rape punchline www.wired.com/2013/09/penn...
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Horrible idea: "what if the Eltingville Club played @kierongillen.bsky.social's Die". Jerry is the Master, Josh gets Neo, Pete gets Godbinder. Bill initially gets the Fool but immediately starts kicking and screaming about it until Jerry gives up, takes the d6 back and makes him a Rage Knight.
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
@evandorkin.bsky.social 's Nerd Inferno is up for pre-order and while I have all the originals I'm still getting it. If you've never been exposed to Milk and Cheese or the Eltingville Club you really must.

Speaking of the club, this bit here, I laughed so hard I nearly glarfed myself in public:
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Ice-blanketed sidewalk had these Staten Islanders trapped inside until NYC agency fixed big mess

https://www.europesays.com/us/570199/

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Residents of E. Figurea Avenue in Eltingville were finally able to walk …#ny #nyc #newyork #nynews #nycnews #newyorknews #us #news #usnews
Ice-blanketed sidewalk had these Staten Islanders trapped inside until NYC agency fixed big mess - United States
Residents say water has run steadily along the Eltingville street in all seasons, but freezing temperatures this week created the worst ice conditions they've ever seen.
www.europesays.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Ice-blanketed sidewalk had these Staten Islanders trapped inside until NYC agency fixed big mess

https://www.europesays.com/us/570199/

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Residents of E. Figurea Avenue in Eltingville were finally able to walk safely onto…#us #news #usnews
Ice-blanketed sidewalk had these Staten Islanders trapped inside until NYC agency fixed big mess - United States
Residents say water has run steadily along the Eltingville street in all seasons, but freezing temperatures this week created the worst ice conditions they've ever seen.
www.europesays.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM