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Jolene
@sjbroadside.bsky.social
transfem polyam whatever [ve/ver/vers, she/her/hers]

digital artist (sort of), podcast host (@ourworldspod.bsky.social)

banner art by @sappholopod.bsky.social
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I'm open for a variety of vector and pixel art commissions! Kamen Rider web anime renders, retro action figures and character pixels are £15 each. Transformers-style insignia (and similar) are £10 each. Emoji are £5 each (torment your friends for cheap). DM me if interested!
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funny ass twitter bug
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Guangguang please hear me out
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Americans should be far angrier with Biden and the Democrats than they seem to be about this
i gotta say tho if it turns out the biden/garland doj was sitting on damning evidence that trump fucked kids on pedo island, i’m gonna be real mad that it never leaked
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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October 19, 2023 at 4:10 PM
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Sales post time!! Would anyone like to improve their whole week by taking the gorgeous Wuling Truck off my hands? Complete, boxed, ready to rock. £25 posted in the UK! ⛑️
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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So I’m just supposed to believe that this EVIL DOLL made SODA. I don’t fucking believe it - who would give him a business loan. What collateral does he have? Unrealistic.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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ah apparently the large doc dump is specifically intended to obscure the emails

i wonder if i can find something even worse than the emails in it tho

bsky.app/profile/nycs...
I wish journalists could act like they weren’t born yesterday. An uncurated document dump out of an investigation shortly after focused evidence is released is an expression of panic, a desperate wish to distract, and perhaps a hope that someone will find something they haven’t yet.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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By Collecting This Star, You Are No Better Than Bowser
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Despite the actual actor only appearing in two episodes of the series, the memetic concept of "Don Knotts" has powerfully tied itself to the Scooby-Doo franchise, to the degree that even without the involvement of Knotts, they simply keep inventing new Don Knottses
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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It’s funny to think about how right wingers treat someone like Zohran as if he’s going to do another 9/11 when he’s just some guy from New York vs. how they treat the Syrian president, who was an actual top level member of Al-Qaeda
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I gotta be honest this would fix me
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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a crap version of godzilla vs kong but it's chewitosaurus battling the On the Record crocodile in a mashup of 1980s British kaiju mascots. @demontomatodave.bsky.social to produce
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"

"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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i'm gonna lose my mind
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM