[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
What’s the next great international environmental issue? Tim Benton argues that states must tackle the supply and demand issues related to FOOD! But will states have the stomach to tackle this issue at COP28? #EnvironmentalLaw www.chathamhouse.org/2023/11/cop2...
November 20, 2023 at 3:53 PM
What’s the next great international environmental issue? Tim Benton argues that states must tackle the supply and demand issues related to FOOD! But will states have the stomach to tackle this issue at COP28? #EnvironmentalLaw www.chathamhouse.org/2023/11/cop2...
COP28’s Unrealistic Tripling of Nuclear Power #COP28 #nuclearpower #nuclear #ClimateCrisis #energyreality countercurrents.org/2023/12/cop2...
COP28’s Unrealistic Tripling of Nuclear Power
Share:Share on WhatsAppShare on FacebookShare on X (Twitter)Share on TelegramShare on RedditShare on EmailUN climate conferences since 1992 have failed to follow thru with results, as CO2 emissions co...
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December 23, 2023 at 11:07 PM
COP28’s Unrealistic Tripling of Nuclear Power #COP28 #nuclearpower #nuclear #ClimateCrisis #energyreality countercurrents.org/2023/12/cop2...
COP29: Ukraine aims to reduce methane emissions by 30% by 2030
www.kmu.gov.ua/en/news/cop2...
www.kmu.gov.ua/en/news/cop2...
Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine - COP29: Ukraine aims to reduce methane emissions by 30% by 2030
Deputy Minister of Environmental Protection and Natural Resources of Ukraine Viktoriia Kyreieva took part in the discussion “Tracking and tackling methane emissions in Ukraine: Policies and actions to achieve the Global Methane Pledge goal”
www.kmu.gov.ua
November 14, 2024 at 4:34 PM
COP29: Ukraine aims to reduce methane emissions by 30% by 2030
www.kmu.gov.ua/en/news/cop2...
www.kmu.gov.ua/en/news/cop2...
Das Geschätsmodell der #OPEC ist die Zerstörung von Lebensgrundlagen:
“Bei der #Klimakonferenz in Dubai ringen Politiker um Maßnahmen gegen den #Klimawandel. Im Fokus stehen fossile Energien, da will die OPEC offenbar keine Einschränkungen akzeptieren.”
www.spiegel.de/ausland/cop2...
“Bei der #Klimakonferenz in Dubai ringen Politiker um Maßnahmen gegen den #Klimawandel. Im Fokus stehen fossile Energien, da will die OPEC offenbar keine Einschränkungen akzeptieren.”
www.spiegel.de/ausland/cop2...
Opec-Chef will offenbar Einigung bei Weltklimakonferenz verhindern
Bei der Klimakonferenz in Dubai ringen Politiker um Maßnahmen gegen den Klimawandel. Im Fokus stehen fossile Energien, da will die Organisation Erdöl fördernder Staaten offenbar keine Einschränkun...
www.spiegel.de
December 9, 2023 at 9:56 AM
Das Geschätsmodell der #OPEC ist die Zerstörung von Lebensgrundlagen:
“Bei der #Klimakonferenz in Dubai ringen Politiker um Maßnahmen gegen den #Klimawandel. Im Fokus stehen fossile Energien, da will die OPEC offenbar keine Einschränkungen akzeptieren.”
www.spiegel.de/ausland/cop2...
“Bei der #Klimakonferenz in Dubai ringen Politiker um Maßnahmen gegen den #Klimawandel. Im Fokus stehen fossile Energien, da will die OPEC offenbar keine Einschränkungen akzeptieren.”
www.spiegel.de/ausland/cop2...
Good run down. Hard to see much of consequence coming out of COP 28 in my mind but maybe I'm wrong. www.politico.eu/article/cop2...
Who wants what out of COP28
Our scorecard of what the most powerful factions of countries will be fighting over at the climate summit — and the obstacles they face.
www.politico.eu
November 20, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Good run down. Hard to see much of consequence coming out of COP 28 in my mind but maybe I'm wrong. www.politico.eu/article/cop2...
Explore the critical negotiations at COP29 in Azerbaijan, addressing the New Collective Quantified Goal for climate finance. Can global leaders bridge the gap for a sustainable future?
#COP29 #Azerbaijan #ClimateFinance #ClimateAction #Negotiations
Read.. www.freeastroscience.com/2024/11/cop2...
#COP29 #Azerbaijan #ClimateFinance #ClimateAction #Negotiations
Read.. www.freeastroscience.com/2024/11/cop2...
COP29 and the Climate Crossroads: Will Global Leaders Deliver on Their Promises?
Explore the critical negotiations at COP29 in Azerbaijan, addressing the New Collective Quantified Goal for climate finance. Can global leaders bridge
www.freeastroscience.com
November 19, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Explore the critical negotiations at COP29 in Azerbaijan, addressing the New Collective Quantified Goal for climate finance. Can global leaders bridge the gap for a sustainable future?
#COP29 #Azerbaijan #ClimateFinance #ClimateAction #Negotiations
Read.. www.freeastroscience.com/2024/11/cop2...
#COP29 #Azerbaijan #ClimateFinance #ClimateAction #Negotiations
Read.. www.freeastroscience.com/2024/11/cop2...
That said there appears to be WAY more pressure to phase OUT (not just 'down') fossil fuels at COP28 than I thought there'd be. Pretty sure it's taking not just OPEC by surprise but all those legions of greenwashing oil lobbyists & the Pathways Alliance too. Good. apnews.com/article/cop2...
A leaked OPEC letter shows the oil cartel’s worry over the COP28 climate talks, environmentalists ...
Veteran climate negotiation observers say the oil industry is starting to sweat as United Nations climate talks heat up and threaten to plug fossil fuel-belching wells for good.
apnews.com
December 10, 2023 at 7:11 PM
That said there appears to be WAY more pressure to phase OUT (not just 'down') fossil fuels at COP28 than I thought there'd be. Pretty sure it's taking not just OPEC by surprise but all those legions of greenwashing oil lobbyists & the Pathways Alliance too. Good. apnews.com/article/cop2...
The prefect "green" camouflage for business as usual
Energy companies back COP28 deal calling for transition from fossil fuels: France’s TotalEnergies is one of the companies to welcome the Dubai agreement www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
Energy companies back COP28 deal calling for transition from fossil fuels: France’s TotalEnergies is one of the companies to welcome the Dubai agreement www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
Energy companies back Cop28 deal calling for transition from fossil fuels
France’s TotalEnergies is one of the companies to welcome the Dubai agreement
www.thenationalnews.com
December 14, 2023 at 11:45 AM
The prefect "green" camouflage for business as usual
Energy companies back COP28 deal calling for transition from fossil fuels: France’s TotalEnergies is one of the companies to welcome the Dubai agreement www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
Energy companies back COP28 deal calling for transition from fossil fuels: France’s TotalEnergies is one of the companies to welcome the Dubai agreement www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
Cop at the crimescene: "Chatgpt, draw me a map of which way the thief fled from here all the way to where he is now... got it, let's get him boys."
Cop2: "Sir, I don't think any of the landmarks on this map are real. Those labels aren't even a language.."
"Best we check it out anyway"
Cop2: "Sir, I don't think any of the landmarks on this map are real. Those labels aren't even a language.."
"Best we check it out anyway"
September 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Cop at the crimescene: "Chatgpt, draw me a map of which way the thief fled from here all the way to where he is now... got it, let's get him boys."
Cop2: "Sir, I don't think any of the landmarks on this map are real. Those labels aren't even a language.."
"Best we check it out anyway"
Cop2: "Sir, I don't think any of the landmarks on this map are real. Those labels aren't even a language.."
"Best we check it out anyway"
Vor der UN-Klimakonferenz in Baku wandern Journalisten und Oppositionelle ins Gefängnis. Wie Aserbaidschans Chef-Autokrat Ilham Aliyev seine Kritiker vor der cop29 mundtot machte. Von Raphael Bossniak.
www.profil.at/ausland/cop2...
www.profil.at/ausland/cop2...
Weltklimakonferenz in Aserbaidschan: Kritiker hinter Gittern
Vor der UN-Klimakonferenz in Baku wandern Journalisten und Oppositionelle ins Gefängnis. Wie Aserbaidschans Chef-Autokrat Ilham Aliyev seine Kritiker vor der cop29 mundtot machte.
www.profil.at
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Vor der UN-Klimakonferenz in Baku wandern Journalisten und Oppositionelle ins Gefängnis. Wie Aserbaidschans Chef-Autokrat Ilham Aliyev seine Kritiker vor der cop29 mundtot machte. Von Raphael Bossniak.
www.profil.at/ausland/cop2...
www.profil.at/ausland/cop2...
Mordor wasn’t available. Baku next on that dreadful list …
“If You Thought Dubai Was a Bad Place for COP, Wait Until It Goes To Azerbaijan”
heatmap.news/climate/cop2...
“If You Thought Dubai Was a Bad Place for COP, Wait Until It Goes To Azerbaijan”
heatmap.news/climate/cop2...
If You Thought Dubai Was a Bad Place for COP, Wait Until It Goes To Azerbaijan
Yes, it’s another petrostate. But that’s just the beginning.
heatmap.news
December 14, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Mordor wasn’t available. Baku next on that dreadful list …
“If You Thought Dubai Was a Bad Place for COP, Wait Until It Goes To Azerbaijan”
heatmap.news/climate/cop2...
“If You Thought Dubai Was a Bad Place for COP, Wait Until It Goes To Azerbaijan”
heatmap.news/climate/cop2...
Protesters at UN COP28 climate summit demonstrate for imprisoned Emirati, Egyptian activists apnews.com/article/cop2...
Protesters at UN COP28 climate summit demonstrate for imprisoned Emirati, Egyptian activists
Protesters at the United Nations’ COP28 climate summit have demonstrated for imprisoned human rights activists in Egypt and the United Arab Emirates, the past and current host of the negotiations.
apnews.com
December 9, 2023 at 9:09 AM
Protesters at UN COP28 climate summit demonstrate for imprisoned Emirati, Egyptian activists apnews.com/article/cop2...
‘Protect the climate for whom?’: Palestinians highlight Gaza at Cop29: Advocates and officials argue that consequences of Israeli siege are inextricably linked to tackling the climate crisis As countries negotiate over climate finance, Palestinian officials and advocates have come to Cop2...
‘Protect the climate for whom?’: Palestinians highlight Gaza at Cop29
‘Protect the climate for whom?’: Palestinians highlight Gaza at Cop29: Advocates and officials argue that consequences of Israeli siege are inextricably linked to tackling the climate crisis As countries negotiate over climate finance, Palestinian officials and advocates have come to Cop2...
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM
‘Protect the climate for whom?’: Palestinians highlight Gaza at Cop29: Advocates and officials argue that consequences of Israeli siege are inextricably linked to tackling the climate crisis As countries negotiate over climate finance, Palestinian officials and advocates have come to Cop2...
#UAE Banks Federation pledges $272bn in sustainable financing at #Cop28
www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
UAE Banks Federation pledges $272bn in sustainable financing at Cop28
Lenders are making financial and strategic commitments to help the Emirates fulfil its net-zero goal by 2050, UBF chairman says
www.thenationalnews.com
December 11, 2023 at 9:13 AM
#UAE Banks Federation pledges $272bn in sustainable financing at #Cop28
www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
www.thenationalnews.com/climate/cop2...
Mieux que rien du tout. www.rtbf.be/article/cop2... cours @ulbruxelles.bsky.social #envis101 #gests204
COP29 : la conférence adopte des règles pour encadrer et mettre en œuvre les marchés du carbone
Les 198 Etats et l'Union européenne qui participent à la COP29 ont adopté samedi soir, peu avant 21h30 (18h30, heure de...
www.rtbf.be
November 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Mieux que rien du tout. www.rtbf.be/article/cop2... cours @ulbruxelles.bsky.social #envis101 #gests204
www.spreaker.com/episode/cop2... #COP29 #Biden #Ukraine #Ukrainedebt #DOGE #NPR #FirstBro #God #Diddy #JussieSmollett #McRib #Food #sports #news #politics #podcast #GarbagePailKids
COP29 & The McRib
COP29 controversy, climate change vs global warming, Biden going out with a bang in Ukraine, Ukraine no better off after 3 years, Ukraine debt forgiveness, US d
www.spreaker.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:43 AM
There's finally a fund to finance vulnerable countries that have been hit with climate disasters—how should the money be spent so it actually reaches vulnerable people? New
@bulletinatomic.bsky.social by Zoha Shawoo, Inès Bakhtaoui, and Ayesha Dinshaw: thebulletin.org/2023/12/cop2...
@bulletinatomic.bsky.social by Zoha Shawoo, Inès Bakhtaoui, and Ayesha Dinshaw: thebulletin.org/2023/12/cop2...
COP28 creates fund for vulnerable countries for loss and damage from climate change—but will it re...
The success of loss and damage finance will depend not only on how much money is raised, but also on how funding is disseminated and to whom.
thebulletin.org
December 6, 2023 at 3:29 PM
There's finally a fund to finance vulnerable countries that have been hit with climate disasters—how should the money be spent so it actually reaches vulnerable people? New
@bulletinatomic.bsky.social by Zoha Shawoo, Inès Bakhtaoui, and Ayesha Dinshaw: thebulletin.org/2023/12/cop2...
@bulletinatomic.bsky.social by Zoha Shawoo, Inès Bakhtaoui, and Ayesha Dinshaw: thebulletin.org/2023/12/cop2...
Imagem: Divulgação | Memorando de Entendimento assinado durante a COP29, em Baku, visa fortalecer parcerias para promover investimentos e troca de experiência entre países
Novembro de 2024 - Visandoo fortalecimento de parcerias de países do Sul
noticias.ambientalmercantil.com/2024/11/cop2...
Novembro de 2024 - Visandoo fortalecimento de parcerias de países do Sul
noticias.ambientalmercantil.com/2024/11/cop2...
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Imagem: Divulgação | Memorando de Entendimento assinado durante a COP29, em Baku, visa fortalecer parcerias para promover investimentos e troca de experiência entre países
Novembro de 2024 - Visandoo fortalecimento de parcerias de países do Sul
noticias.ambientalmercantil.com/2024/11/cop2...
Novembro de 2024 - Visandoo fortalecimento de parcerias de países do Sul
noticias.ambientalmercantil.com/2024/11/cop2...
🇺🇦 🇦🇪 While Ukrainian diplomats take part in negotiations at the United Nations COP28 climate talks, Russia’s war on the country lurks just in the background — even as the United Arab Emirates has seen its business ties to Moscow surge despite Western sanctions.
apnews.com/article/cop2...
apnews.com/article/cop2...
Ukrainian diplomats negotiate both climate change and Russia's war on their nation at COP28 in Dubai
While Ukrainian diplomats take part in negotiations at the United Nations COP28 climate talks, Russia’s war on the country lurks just in the background.
apnews.com
December 4, 2023 at 9:18 AM
🇺🇦 🇦🇪 While Ukrainian diplomats take part in negotiations at the United Nations COP28 climate talks, Russia’s war on the country lurks just in the background — even as the United Arab Emirates has seen its business ties to Moscow surge despite Western sanctions.
apnews.com/article/cop2...
apnews.com/article/cop2...
