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lvl 30 pizza connoisseur
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Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I miss the days when Crash Bandicoot and Sweet Tooth would roll up on someone's property and force them to play PlayStation.
May 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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"let copilot help you draft"
"can gemini write that for you"

I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances
May 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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"I used AI to make a Studio Ghibl-"
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Why waste money when you can waste your time? Become a writer
February 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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"well as long as it's age appropriate" no fuck you guys actually, i read adult books when i was 12 and now i'm weird as hell, as i SHOULD be
February 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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If you anger this man, just die. Just die, it'll be easier
A menace 😂
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩
January 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No fortune in my fortune cookie. Am I gonna die?
February 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Kickstart My Heart should be The National Anthem
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Truth.
January 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Librarians and Booksellers: It's time once again to move the Philip K. Dick from Science Fiction to Nonfiction.
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Morning affirmations
January 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I know he stopped doing these a couple years ago, but in David Lynch's memory:
January 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
January 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Alright, writers. Take a cue from Lynch: go be your weird damn selves and leave some fucking art in this world before you're gone.
January 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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As a nude sleeper, it was nice to feel seen in mainstream cinema. (I am also a centuries old corpselike incarnate appetite, but mostly for me it was the wedding tackle.)
I nosferadidn't need to see nosferaweenis.

It was unnecessaratu
January 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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“For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.” ~ Rod Serling
January 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Mine and @zvinyl.bsky.social 's new addition
Little Bram 🥰
January 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Shadow of the Vampire remake about Willem Dafoe filming the Nosferatu remake who is revealed to be an actual vampire ever since being bitten by the real Max Schreck during the filming of the first Shadow of the Vampire about the making of the first Nosferatu
January 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Them: Wow you cook every meal that's so healthy

Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
January 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM