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I think it’s because I’m from Baltimore 🦀
Everything I do is for the girls🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Black horror and sci-fi is my love language 📖
Give whoever (whomever? @merriam-webster.com) runs the Merrimack-Webster Bluesky account a raise because the content is top GD tier!
art | noun | the conscious use of skill and creative imagination especially in the production of aesthetic objects
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My son likes to play chess, so these wonderful men at the library invited him to play and gave him some tips.

Black men, I know I’m hard on y’all….but please don’t ever forget that I love y’all ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is the best account on Bluesky, hands down!!! 🤣🤣🤣
‘Vowel’ comes from the Latin ‘vocalis,’ which originally meant “vocal.”
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I found the most beautiful coaster set at the thrift store today. It says it was made in Japan.
October 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Not Juno hitting us with the spin move!!! I love otters so much ❤️
Juno is a clam dunk champion 🏀
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why do men always make shit weird?
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Oct 10
Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money." www.wired.com/story/men-ar...
Men Are Betting on WNBA Players' Menstrual Cycles
Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money."
www.wired.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I don’t want to hear it this year!!!!
Sunday October 18th. Let’s not hear any complaining. You’ve got 11 days to work it out!
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Eutaw
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Beautiful harvest moon this evening 😍
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My first attempt at making my mom’s cinnamon rolls. They smell amazing 🥰
October 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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What is the most satisfying word to type on a keyboard and why is it ‘minimum'?
October 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t make the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️
October is the best month of the year and the best ppl are born this month. This is science.
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This is so fucking wild 😳
Here’s the clip:
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
😩😩😩
I always thought when it was time for a mid career change of profession there would be professions left.
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
❤️🖤💚
September 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The Fifth Element
DARK CITY (1998) for me.
September 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
People really listen to him???
September 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I still have my copy from elementary school, and my favorite poem is still (and, will always be) “Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out.”

Happy Birthday Shel Silverstein! I didn’t know he was a Libra 😍
September 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I don’t have “masculine energy”

In from New York and you don’t think you can beat me in a fight
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am so serious, I think a lot of white men’s problems stem from not being told to STFU enough.
I don't have the answer. But I know it isn't telling them to shut up. We have 3 years to figure out how to talk straight white men away from MAGA. Telling them to fuck off isn't going to help
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