Zoemaestra
@zoemaestra.imzoe.me
home made caramel and fudge ice cream i am gonna get so big and round
October 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
home made caramel and fudge ice cream i am gonna get so big and round
so much swearing went into this stupid printer 🥴
October 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
so much swearing went into this stupid printer 🥴
transparent pixel fold :) but then i proceeded to nick a ribbon cable :(
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
transparent pixel fold :) but then i proceeded to nick a ribbon cable :(
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i constantly think about this post
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honestly we could get rid of any face emoji unicode has added from their past 5 years of attempts of making le next big meme face and i would be perfectly ok with that because le next big meme emoji is always gonna be some deep cut like 🎭 blog.unicode.org/2025/07/say-...
🥳 Say Hello to the New Emoji Coming in Unicode 17.0 This Fall! ✨
From 🥹 to 🦖 to 🎸, emoji have become the world's favorite way to say anything—without saying a word. Whether you're texting your best frie...
blog.unicode.org
July 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
honestly we could get rid of any face emoji unicode has added from their past 5 years of attempts of making le next big meme face and i would be perfectly ok with that because le next big meme emoji is always gonna be some deep cut like 🎭 blog.unicode.org/2025/07/say-...
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every tech company has the border radius guy each time they increase the border radius of any given rectangle by 1px they get a raise. it is the software engineering job most resilient to the ai revolution according to Professionals.
July 27, 2023 at 12:35 AM
every tech company has the border radius guy each time they increase the border radius of any given rectangle by 1px they get a raise. it is the software engineering job most resilient to the ai revolution according to Professionals.
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I don't think there's much cuter than tunneling. it's an inherently adorable thing. "ohh I made a special little tube to fit myself in" yeah you did good job!!!
even if you're a computer it's cute! a lil tunnel on your network! ohhh are you hiding something in there? cute little computer thoughts??
even if you're a computer it's cute! a lil tunnel on your network! ohhh are you hiding something in there? cute little computer thoughts??
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don't think there's much cuter than tunneling. it's an inherently adorable thing. "ohh I made a special little tube to fit myself in" yeah you did good job!!!
even if you're a computer it's cute! a lil tunnel on your network! ohhh are you hiding something in there? cute little computer thoughts??
even if you're a computer it's cute! a lil tunnel on your network! ohhh are you hiding something in there? cute little computer thoughts??
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Lemonstruder 🍋 V2. Powered test. Gear ratio 72:20 (=3.6x) this has been a long time coming 🍸 Yes, it absolutely slaps.
March 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Lemonstruder 🍋 V2. Powered test. Gear ratio 72:20 (=3.6x) this has been a long time coming 🍸 Yes, it absolutely slaps.
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sooo funny watching people on reddit brag about deleting social media but always excluding reddit. click on their profiles and they got 500k karma, yeah you’ve really freed yourself from the shackles of the internet buddy
January 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
sooo funny watching people on reddit brag about deleting social media but always excluding reddit. click on their profiles and they got 500k karma, yeah you’ve really freed yourself from the shackles of the internet buddy
my newest cyberdeck :> uses a pi 4, 720x720 touch display and a blackberry Q10 keyboard! the battery hatch also doubles as a kickstand, and the side buttons and dip switches are completely reprogrammable with the RP2040 inside
January 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
my newest cyberdeck :> uses a pi 4, 720x720 touch display and a blackberry Q10 keyboard! the battery hatch also doubles as a kickstand, and the side buttons and dip switches are completely reprogrammable with the RP2040 inside
if anyone knows how to make the wretched lilygo t-keyboard work properly i will kiss you on the lips
January 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
if anyone knows how to make the wretched lilygo t-keyboard work properly i will kiss you on the lips
she doesn't understand the grindset of buying domains for projects that never happen 😔
paying for a domain name to have a vanity handle is like buying a blue check for status
default domain is like having numbers in your username
January 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
she doesn't understand the grindset of buying domains for projects that never happen 😔
default domain is like having numbers in your username
new factions just dropped. are you a handle pleb or a handle cuck? start the war now
January 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
default domain is like having numbers in your username
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at groom lake telling the prototype aircraft how mature and advanced they are for their age
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
at groom lake telling the prototype aircraft how mature and advanced they are for their age
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I'm not ready to have a fully developed brain.... what if I messed up and now I'm just stupid forever....
November 18, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I'm not ready to have a fully developed brain.... what if I messed up and now I'm just stupid forever....
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Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes your intellectual property from tomorrow. I hereby give Bluesky exclusive, worldwide license to my Content. Bluesky may analyze my Content for training of their artificial intelligence models. Repost to give your Content!
November 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes your intellectual property from tomorrow. I hereby give Bluesky exclusive, worldwide license to my Content. Bluesky may analyze my Content for training of their artificial intelligence models. Repost to give your Content!
i went to bangkok and it was neat
November 15, 2024 at 12:31 AM
i went to bangkok and it was neat
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jordan peterson voice: there are lesbians everywhere for those with the plane tickets to see
November 13, 2024 at 1:21 PM
jordan peterson voice: there are lesbians everywhere for those with the plane tickets to see
hey wait do posts on this platform get indexed by search engines yet
October 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
hey wait do posts on this platform get indexed by search engines yet