Jocobo
@jocobo.bsky.social
i find funny accounts on here by searching whatever random keywords pop into my head so if i engage with an old or mundane post of yours that's why
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Jocobo
@jocobo.bsky.social
· Jul 22
big fan of this prayer prayed through the intercession of the proposed patron saint of the internet and computers, Isidore of Seville
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November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
ketchup actually does exist and it's okay to put it on your fries
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ketchup actually does exist and it's okay to put it on your fries
>FOSS
>look inside
>4 dollars
>look inside
>4 dollars
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
>FOSS
>look inside
>4 dollars
>look inside
>4 dollars
this is probably the most cartoonishly evil union ever like "oh you hate big tobacco? then i guess SOMEone isn't gonna get any cookies" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakery%...
Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
this is probably the most cartoonishly evil union ever like "oh you hate big tobacco? then i guess SOMEone isn't gonna get any cookies" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakery%...
he was an ethical incel. she was an unethical femcel. can i make it any more obvious?
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
he was an ethical incel. she was an unethical femcel. can i make it any more obvious?
just watched this movie about a post office. it was pretty mail gaze-y
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
just watched this movie about a post office. it was pretty mail gaze-y
dudes be like "i don't want my art to be seen as a product like those fat cat media execs i want to have the artistic freedom to create the things i enjoy" and then only ever create things for/in hopes of garnering a fandom and freak out when their numbers on their apps don't go high enough 😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
dudes be like "i don't want my art to be seen as a product like those fat cat media execs i want to have the artistic freedom to create the things i enjoy" and then only ever create things for/in hopes of garnering a fandom and freak out when their numbers on their apps don't go high enough 😭😭
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chelsea bitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
beverly hills chihuahua is mother
Kelsey Kino ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This dog invented cunt and ATE
Marshall Applewhite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
An existence beyond humanity awaits. Tonight we leave our physical bodies behind, following a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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chelsea bitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
beverly hills chihuahua is mother
Kelsey Kino ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This dog invented cunt and ATE
Marshall Applewhite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
An existence beyond humanity awaits. Tonight we leave our physical bodies behind, following a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Letterboxd 🟠🟢🔵
Most Popular Reviews
chelsea bitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
beverly hills chihuahua is mother
Kelsey Kino ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This dog invented cunt and ATE
Marshall Applewhite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
An existence beyond humanity awaits. Tonight we leave our physical bodies behind, following a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Most Popular Reviews
chelsea bitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
beverly hills chihuahua is mother
Kelsey Kino ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This dog invented cunt and ATE
Marshall Applewhite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
An existence beyond humanity awaits. Tonight we leave our physical bodies behind, following a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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god I love meeting new Type of Guy
![Buttadeus No, it's a secret ballot how would I possibly prove past votes?
[redacted]
Challenge.
Can a single Madani voter show proof that they've ever voted
straight Democrat down ballot in a midterm or presidential election
year?
A little experiment. Genuinely curious. We already know Mamdani
can't prove it, but what about his voters?
[redacted]
Secret ballot? Bullshit. I take pictures every time I vote. It's not hard,
and nobody can identify you based on your ballot. I'm dead serious. If
a single Mamdani voter can show me them voting straight Democrat, I'll
vote for Mamdani tomorrow. I'm serious. SHOW ME!
Kircten](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zljlg7cgdfsl7maqvjjpp7i4/bafkreiekwflbxgag4nvushq4tasybhz4hic7af6ajln6rqopp6p2bmuti4@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
god I love meeting new Type of Guy
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Boss: The report you’ve sent along is full of errors and contradictions and makes me think that you don’t know what a report is at all.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Boss: The report you’ve sent along is full of errors and contradictions and makes me think that you don’t know what a report is at all.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
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Hi! My good friend @jaysalty.bsky.social FINALLY just released their Pikmin 2 romhack that's an entire functioning remake of FNAF 1 in Pikmin 2's engine! Go give it a try and get spooky!
youtu.be/2xJAHaze07k?...
youtu.be/2xJAHaze07k?...
FNAFMIN - Release Trailer (Pikmin 2 RomHack)
YouTube video by JaySalty
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hi! My good friend @jaysalty.bsky.social FINALLY just released their Pikmin 2 romhack that's an entire functioning remake of FNAF 1 in Pikmin 2's engine! Go give it a try and get spooky!
youtu.be/2xJAHaze07k?...
youtu.be/2xJAHaze07k?...
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beware of the man who speaks in hands, and also weather symbols and mailboxes and skulls and other such thinges
July 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
beware of the man who speaks in hands, and also weather symbols and mailboxes and skulls and other such thinges
they're vibecoding windows and it's not even with one of the good chatbots it's with gpt-2 or with the "Vibecoding Assistant AI" claude wrapper a high schooler won their local hackathon with
A bizarre Windows 11 bug duplicates Task Manager instead of closing it
A bizarre Windows 11 bug duplicates Task Manager instead of closing it
Multitudes of managers.
buff.ly
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
they're vibecoding windows and it's not even with one of the good chatbots it's with gpt-2 or with the "Vibecoding Assistant AI" claude wrapper a high schooler won their local hackathon with
if you hate a barista at starbucks next time they make your drink ask them to not put one of those "cheesy motivational quotes they make you guys do" on the cup and then send a picture of it to corporate and complain you didn't get one
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
if you hate a barista at starbucks next time they make your drink ask them to not put one of those "cheesy motivational quotes they make you guys do" on the cup and then send a picture of it to corporate and complain you didn't get one
one thing i like about j.l. david works is how compared to the dynamic posing & lighting on his humans all his backgrounds are very flat. minimal geometry and not much style or depth back there, but it makes these settings feel more conceivable. i mentally roam these places like a beta sm64 level
October 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
one thing i like about j.l. david works is how compared to the dynamic posing & lighting on his humans all his backgrounds are very flat. minimal geometry and not much style or depth back there, but it makes these settings feel more conceivable. i mentally roam these places like a beta sm64 level
sabrina carpenter in among us: i'm doing tasks cause i'm a crewmate
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
sabrina carpenter in among us: i'm doing tasks cause i'm a crewmate
if i wrote code and pushed to remote on mcdonalds wifi does mcdonalds legally own the code
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
if i wrote code and pushed to remote on mcdonalds wifi does mcdonalds legally own the code
#1 fall guys player they got elite fall knowledge
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
#1 fall guys player they got elite fall knowledge
with some messing around with the border and outline and outline-offset properties you can get kinda sorta close to replicating the refraction liquid glass does around the edge of containers with just vanilla css
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
with some messing around with the border and outline and outline-offset properties you can get kinda sorta close to replicating the refraction liquid glass does around the edge of containers with just vanilla css
ts (team slacker) so pmo (pretty much overpowered) #bugfables
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ts (team slacker) so pmo (pretty much overpowered) #bugfables
bro is onto nothing 😭 bro is thinking inside the xbox 😭
Xbox president Sarah Bond appears to confirm that the next-gen Xbox will be a hybrid PC + console. “The next-gen console will be a very premium and high-end curated experience. You're starting to see some of the thinking we have in this handheld…” youtu.be/yDmwJ7tuoD8?...
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
bro is onto nothing 😭 bro is thinking inside the xbox 😭
dudes be like "my life is a movie" uh yeah Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles 😂
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
dudes be like "my life is a movie" uh yeah Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles 😂