i always check my candy after i buy it at the store to make sure it wasn’t packaged with razors inside
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i always check my candy after i buy it at the store to make sure it wasn’t packaged with razors inside
oil spills are actually pretty good for fish cause the oil protects the water from catching on fire
September 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
oil spills are actually pretty good for fish cause the oil protects the water from catching on fire
not sure why the carmax near me is so popular but i always see tons of people parked there
August 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
not sure why the carmax near me is so popular but i always see tons of people parked there
people who grow up in radioactive fallout actually tend to be less allergic to radiation
July 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
people who grow up in radioactive fallout actually tend to be less allergic to radiation
do you pour your cereal into the milk carton or your milk into the cereal box
June 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
do you pour your cereal into the milk carton or your milk into the cereal box
i’m the Champion of missed opportunities. show me an opportunity and i’ll be there to miss it
May 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i’m the Champion of missed opportunities. show me an opportunity and i’ll be there to miss it
in the event of an emergency, your exits will be through heaven or hell
May 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
in the event of an emergency, your exits will be through heaven or hell