Lacuna
@lacunae.bsky.social
Texan by birth, dumbass by choice | 35 | trans 🦊 | it
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They Made Me Think I Could Wish Things Into The World
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They Made Me Think I Could Wish Things Into The World
I gotta admit, the random girl at basement last night that recommended I search for tron fancams on tiktok was 100% correct
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I gotta admit, the random girl at basement last night that recommended I search for tron fancams on tiktok was 100% correct
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The curse of the whole 'girl kneels under your desk and sucks you off' scenario is that if there's enough room between your lap and the desk for her to go to work then your setup probably also sucks from an ergonomic standpoint
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The curse of the whole 'girl kneels under your desk and sucks you off' scenario is that if there's enough room between your lap and the desk for her to go to work then your setup probably also sucks from an ergonomic standpoint
it’s wild that I’m allowed to be this hot
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 AM
it’s wild that I’m allowed to be this hot
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On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
This was a minor story on London news this morning - but suspect is a real cautionary (and alarming) tale of an older man getting radicalised online.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sidcup man convicted aover explosive attack on Ulez camera
Kevin Rees's homemade bomb caused damage to vehicles and property including a child's bedroom.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 AM
On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
women always say they'd be a great dead wife in a dead wife montage but they never want to get hit by my car
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 AM
women always say they'd be a great dead wife in a dead wife montage but they never want to get hit by my car
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
(guy who thinks he's incredibly good at hypnosis) "okay so when you come out of trance, every time I drop this bowling ball on your foot, you'll scream very loud 😌"
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
(guy who thinks he's incredibly good at hypnosis) "okay so when you come out of trance, every time I drop this bowling ball on your foot, you'll scream very loud 😌"
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"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
this is a good point, if China started doing this I would think it was wayyy funnier
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 PM
this is a good point, if China started doing this I would think it was wayyy funnier
the best part of taking the train with my gf is enjoying an amtrak thot dog
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
the best part of taking the train with my gf is enjoying an amtrak thot dog
the hypno con has me making truly wild etsy searches
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
the hypno con has me making truly wild etsy searches
Mr. Magnifico was great. MUCH better than Cats. I'm going to see Mr. Magnifico again and again.
Mr. Magnifico was great. MUCH better than Cats. I'm going to see Mr. Magnifico again and again.
January 18, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Mr. Magnifico was great. MUCH better than Cats. I'm going to see Mr. Magnifico again and again.
I think about the Austin Walker food bed every single time I travel so I finally just went back and clipped it so I have it ready to send people
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I think about the Austin Walker food bed every single time I travel so I finally just went back and clipped it so I have it ready to send people
watched the first 3 episodes of The Pitt and I think this is the first hour long tv show that I would say follows the structure of short-form video
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
watched the first 3 episodes of The Pitt and I think this is the first hour long tv show that I would say follows the structure of short-form video
it's okay I didn't need a job anyway I'll just never work or be able to afford doing anything for the rest of my life
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
it's okay I didn't need a job anyway I'll just never work or be able to afford doing anything for the rest of my life
havana syndrome is the funniest thing that federal employees believe because it's so obviously fake and made up to cover people's asses. it's literally like the pentagon buying "a special serum that is believed to make dogs eat homework"
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
havana syndrome is the funniest thing that federal employees believe because it's so obviously fake and made up to cover people's asses. it's literally like the pentagon buying "a special serum that is believed to make dogs eat homework"
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the truth is, in this life, sometimes you think you're the problems clown but actually you're the wife
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
the truth is, in this life, sometimes you think you're the problems clown but actually you're the wife
many of u tbh
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
many of u tbh
I'm whatever version of sapiosexual that just likes good posts
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I'm whatever version of sapiosexual that just likes good posts
I need grindr Right Now but for people that want to hang out with me while I walk my dog
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I need grindr Right Now but for people that want to hang out with me while I walk my dog
wow I almost just made an incredible mistake
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
wow I almost just made an incredible mistake