Jessifris
@jezebel.bsky.social
I saw a wild monk parakeet in Boston and it changed the trajectory of my life. All photos my own
🔞 NSFW. I have also been known to post about baseball and hypnosis.
Buy my prints :)
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/birdingjess/
🔞 NSFW. I have also been known to post about baseball and hypnosis.
Buy my prints :)
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/birdingjess/
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Jessifris
@jezebel.bsky.social
· Jun 8
I have a print shop now! You can buy these shots and more there, and INPRNT is also currently running a sale!
www.inprnt.com/gallery/bird...
www.inprnt.com/gallery/bird...
I am a house built on loose sand and the house is hosting a party and the bass is shaking the walls
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am a house built on loose sand and the house is hosting a party and the bass is shaking the walls
Last night was the crossing of the threshold
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Last night was the crossing of the threshold
I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING
Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations
I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies
Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms
WAIT THATS THE WRONG DURAN ABORT ABORT
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
WAIT THATS THE WRONG DURAN ABORT ABORT
Goodbye New York it's been a blast as always
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Goodbye New York it's been a blast as always
Sparrow en route to the big apple
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Sparrow en route to the big apple
Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars
September 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars
Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year
Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar
Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series
I'm so sick and tired of my boss wanting me to be his friend and worse, his therapist
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm so sick and tired of my boss wanting me to be his friend and worse, his therapist
Chat what do we think
September 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Chat what do we think
I never post thirst traps, so let's change that. Wearing this to the club tonight
September 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I never post thirst traps, so let's change that. Wearing this to the club tonight
It's not small, I'm just a grower not a shower. No it doesn't get hard anymore either why do you ask
September 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's not small, I'm just a grower not a shower. No it doesn't get hard anymore either why do you ask
It's time for a ✨ Depressive Episode ✨
September 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It's time for a ✨ Depressive Episode ✨