Zach Mack
@zmack.bsky.social
Bar & restaurant owner, writer, podcaster, 38x wedding officiant
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Seriously jingle horse we are super fucking late
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Seriously jingle horse we are super fucking late
Hahaha ah! Well. 19 year old Zach might disagree, but nevertheless!
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Hahaha ah! Well. 19 year old Zach might disagree, but nevertheless!
Wife is getting weepy when I play “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” and I wasn’t expecting this!
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Wife is getting weepy when I play “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” and I wasn’t expecting this!
Trains are literally amazing
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Trains are literally amazing
How many fantasy points is it if a pop star writes a song about your team’s tight end’s member?
October 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How many fantasy points is it if a pop star writes a song about your team’s tight end’s member?
There is good television, there is fantastic television, and then there is the Always Sunny “dinner rehearsal” episode.
September 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There is good television, there is fantastic television, and then there is the Always Sunny “dinner rehearsal” episode.
Every single word in the sentence builds the incredulity until you get to the "Tina Brown" part
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
King Charles III “may be the last man standing who can exude global gravitas in the dumpster fire of our digitally dominated world,” Tina Brown writes in a guest essay.
King Charles III “may be the last man standing who can exude global gravitas in the dumpster fire of our digitally dominated world,” Tina Brown writes in a guest essay.
Opinion | Tina Brown: When Trump Visits King Charles III
He may be the last man standing who can exude global gravitas in the dumpster fire of our digitally dominated world.
nyti.ms
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Every single word in the sentence builds the incredulity until you get to the "Tina Brown" part
More like LOVE!
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
More like LOVE!
Haha ok so just joking but like what’s Trent Reznor’s regimen
September 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Haha ok so just joking but like what’s Trent Reznor’s regimen
Anita Baker playing in the Lyft ride over to the last minute Nine Inch Nails show I just bought tickets to on a balmy September night
a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
ALT: a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Anita Baker playing in the Lyft ride over to the last minute Nine Inch Nails show I just bought tickets to on a balmy September night
The boys chat is blowing up this morning for salmorejo season. You absolutely love to see it!
August 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The boys chat is blowing up this morning for salmorejo season. You absolutely love to see it!
One of the easiest ways to tell someone hasn’t lived in NYC very long is if they assume September is when hoodie season starts
August 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
One of the easiest ways to tell someone hasn’t lived in NYC very long is if they assume September is when hoodie season starts
There is a 70% chance I’m about to spill 16 quarts of sauerkraut in my car while trying to navigate the FDR. And it’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened to me today!
August 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There is a 70% chance I’m about to spill 16 quarts of sauerkraut in my car while trying to navigate the FDR. And it’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened to me today!
The trend of SEO-able recipe names needs to end yesterday. I’m officially giving everyone permission to invent titles: No more “lemony, dilly, Greeky chicken.” Now it’s “Chateau Cosmo Grillade.” It’s “Charles River Surprise.” Pull your head out of your asses and let’s go!
August 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The trend of SEO-able recipe names needs to end yesterday. I’m officially giving everyone permission to invent titles: No more “lemony, dilly, Greeky chicken.” Now it’s “Chateau Cosmo Grillade.” It’s “Charles River Surprise.” Pull your head out of your asses and let’s go!
Opening weekend for Inception with a packed house during the previews, a trailer comes on for a movie with people trapped in an elevator. Room is quiet enough to hear a pin drop, it looks good and suddenly: “From M. Night Shyamalan” bleeds on screen.
*Every* single person in the theater groaned.
*Every* single person in the theater groaned.
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Opening weekend for Inception with a packed house during the previews, a trailer comes on for a movie with people trapped in an elevator. Room is quiet enough to hear a pin drop, it looks good and suddenly: “From M. Night Shyamalan” bleeds on screen.
*Every* single person in the theater groaned.
*Every* single person in the theater groaned.
It’s one of the hottest days of the year, so of course I’m thinking: “How about a walking omelette?”
July 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s one of the hottest days of the year, so of course I’m thinking: “How about a walking omelette?”
Back of house restaurant industry economic indicator update that no one asked for: Beef is in a bad place! It’s about to get very expensive, folx!
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Back of house restaurant industry economic indicator update that no one asked for: Beef is in a bad place! It’s about to get very expensive, folx!
Just so you know, New York isn’t *always* a summer hellhole
July 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just so you know, New York isn’t *always* a summer hellhole
Accidentally took a much stronger gummy than I’m accustomed to last week and just received a notification that I have apparently won the auction for an authentic vintage Radio Free Europe ad that I bid on. We are so incredibly back, you guys.
July 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Accidentally took a much stronger gummy than I’m accustomed to last week and just received a notification that I have apparently won the auction for an authentic vintage Radio Free Europe ad that I bid on. We are so incredibly back, you guys.
Back of house has elevated me from “guero” to “Canelo” and I cannot tell you how proud this makes me
June 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Back of house has elevated me from “guero” to “Canelo” and I cannot tell you how proud this makes me
Arguably the best part about having a business on Governors Island is that I have nearly endless opportunities to simply hurl my phone into the ocean, which is a nice comfort to have
June 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Arguably the best part about having a business on Governors Island is that I have nearly endless opportunities to simply hurl my phone into the ocean, which is a nice comfort to have
Honestly, @dinfontay.com’s coverage on this massive story is top notch. Check it out!
No one has been on top of RNDC’s California collapse like @dinfontay.com. If you’re in the bev-alc business and continuing to watch the situation unfold, get your eyeballs on Dave’s work for Fingers and VinePair.
June 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Honestly, @dinfontay.com’s coverage on this massive story is top notch. Check it out!
Speechless/seen/got my ass, etc.
If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Speechless/seen/got my ass, etc.
Legitimately amazing how much dudes of a certain age can relate to Deftones
May 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Legitimately amazing how much dudes of a certain age can relate to Deftones
*nodding, tears in eyes, clenching so hard my pelvis cracks* mmm hmm!
"It worked like a charm": Can't stop crying at work? Clenching your butt may be the answer bit.ly/4jcYWEv
May 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*nodding, tears in eyes, clenching so hard my pelvis cracks* mmm hmm!