Zach Mack
@zmack.bsky.social
Bar & restaurant owner, writer, podcaster, 38x wedding officiant
RIP chop suey sandwiches, you will live on forever in our hearts
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
RIP chop suey sandwiches, you will live on forever in our hearts
It’s one of the hottest days of the year, so of course I’m thinking: “How about a walking omelette?”
July 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s one of the hottest days of the year, so of course I’m thinking: “How about a walking omelette?”
Just so you know, New York isn’t *always* a summer hellhole
July 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just so you know, New York isn’t *always* a summer hellhole
This is actually how your email finds me
March 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is actually how your email finds me
Is it weird I feel genuinely lucky to have been back in Montreal for this insane blizzard? I’d all but forgotten what *winter* felt like.
February 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Is it weird I feel genuinely lucky to have been back in Montreal for this insane blizzard? I’d all but forgotten what *winter* felt like.
Even when I’m in Montreal, Google cannot keep up with me
February 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Even when I’m in Montreal, Google cannot keep up with me
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Allagash’s is probably the best hop water I’ve had
January 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Allagash’s is probably the best hop water I’ve had
*peak millennial voice* um, I’m sorry scam texter, but it actually goes “hey there, Delilah”
January 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*peak millennial voice* um, I’m sorry scam texter, but it actually goes “hey there, Delilah”
We did it, everyone! We made it the solstice!
December 21, 2024 at 12:46 PM
We did it, everyone! We made it the solstice!
I became friends with an old woman when we were in Ireland and she would chain eat these, which positively horrified me at first but then she made me try one and now I am obsessed.
December 19, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I became friends with an old woman when we were in Ireland and she would chain eat these, which positively horrified me at first but then she made me try one and now I am obsessed.
That’s so crazy. Hey, has anyone checked the price of eggs?
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
That’s so crazy. Hey, has anyone checked the price of eggs?
“nEw yOrk Does’Nt haVe gOoD meXicAn fOoD”
November 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
“nEw yOrk Does’Nt haVe gOoD meXicAn fOoD”
Is Jake Paul taking a reverse version of the substance? Or is this just what the stress of knowing Mike Tyson might likely mortally wound you does to a person?
November 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Is Jake Paul taking a reverse version of the substance? Or is this just what the stress of knowing Mike Tyson might likely mortally wound you does to a person?
Bluesky? Yeah…I’m thinking I’m back.
November 9, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Bluesky? Yeah…I’m thinking I’m back.
In Madrid and just ordered this gazpacho and shamelessly crushed it like a Gatorade! Spain, man
November 4, 2023 at 2:59 PM
In Madrid and just ordered this gazpacho and shamelessly crushed it like a Gatorade! Spain, man
Positively thrilled to report that Big Sur has still “got” “it”
October 28, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Positively thrilled to report that Big Sur has still “got” “it”
Search drinks in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Search drinks in your camera roll
TFW you realize you can consume 601+ pieces of microcontent per day on the new website
July 2, 2023 at 3:33 PM
TFW you realize you can consume 601+ pieces of microcontent per day on the new website
*chanting* Hell-FIES! Hell-FIES! Hell-FIES!
May 1, 2023 at 9:46 PM
*chanting* Hell-FIES! Hell-FIES! Hell-FIES!
This place is getting better by the day!!!
May 1, 2023 at 8:37 PM
This place is getting better by the day!!!