zhae, a known citrus enjoyer
@zhae.gay
Geekish. Homo. Direct to a fault.
Tacoma-ish.
Tacoma-ish.
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zhae, a known citrus enjoyer
@zhae.gay
· Jul 18
Accidentally got this when I was taking stills of Meg's post-munch cuddling to send to my partner. Way too cute to not share.
Personally, I just use gentle but firm tongue action.
December 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Personally, I just use gentle but firm tongue action.
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My top ass on fcf looking at all my mutuals' hogs
September 8, 2023 at 12:47 PM
My top ass on fcf looking at all my mutuals' hogs
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burger is easily top 5 human achievements
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
burger is easily top 5 human achievements
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::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
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’Tis the Season
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
’Tis the Season
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Partner: I really want to try molly
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Partner: I really want to try molly
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
CORRECT. RESPONSE. Disappointed with how much heavy scent is being shared in this meme, I half expect the headaches to start every time it comes around.
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
The face / the scent
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
CORRECT. RESPONSE. Disappointed with how much heavy scent is being shared in this meme, I half expect the headaches to start every time it comes around.
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
Air traffic controllers don't enjoy a legal loophole that protects them from lawsuits for actions that directly violate the Constitution-- and thus are of no use to this administration.
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Air traffic controllers don't enjoy a legal loophole that protects them from lawsuits for actions that directly violate the Constitution-- and thus are of no use to this administration.
MAKCE: That sounds amazing. Baby, will you make me lime stew?
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
Me, A Known Citrus Enjoyer *eating Costco Burrito Bowl*: You want some of this? It's soooo gooood. Be careful though, it's very lime-y!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
MAKCE: That sounds amazing. Baby, will you make me lime stew?
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
Me, A Known Citrus Enjoyer *eating Costco Burrito Bowl*: You want some of this? It's soooo gooood. Be careful though, it's very lime-y!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me, A Known Citrus Enjoyer *eating Costco Burrito Bowl*: You want some of this? It's soooo gooood. Be careful though, it's very lime-y!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
No. It doesn't. Despite muting every account, "show less like this"-ing on every one of them, and even using a blocking list, I STILL get abdl posts.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
No. It doesn't. Despite muting every account, "show less like this"-ing on every one of them, and even using a blocking list, I STILL get abdl posts.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
This IS fuckin epic.
Deep Dark DPS... Boss ♂ of ♂ this ♂ Tier...
Mine excitement for the next tier can hardly be held.
#FFXIVmemes #FFXIVvideos #Arcadion
Mine excitement for the next tier can hardly be held.
#FFXIVmemes #FFXIVvideos #Arcadion
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This IS fuckin epic.
I have eaten what must be half this bag in the last 30 minutes.
They are SO fucking good.
They are SO fucking good.
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I have eaten what must be half this bag in the last 30 minutes.
They are SO fucking good.
They are SO fucking good.
16 spools of filament arrived yesterday.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
16 spools of filament arrived yesterday.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
Take me out at the ballgame 🎵
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
take me out at the ball game / disappear in the crowd / hide me behind a memorial plaque / walk away calmly and never look back / stay en route route route to your own seat / that you bought with a false name / though you'll want. to. flee or hide out / watch the whole. ball. game
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Take me out at the ballgame 🎵
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
Same place I did
Bonus points if you can guess the exact moment in this video that made me snort laugh.
October 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Same place I did
I'm in bed. I had a 12hr decongestant and an antibiotic, washed down with a dose of NyQuil (still getting over a sinus infection), and then took a cyclobenzaprine.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
10.08 ~23:50: literally ten hours crawling in the attic today running (and in one case, re-running) cat6 cables, and I have an in-wall 10 gigabit network.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I'm in bed. I had a 12hr decongestant and an antibiotic, washed down with a dose of NyQuil (still getting over a sinus infection), and then took a cyclobenzaprine.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
10.08 ~23:50: literally ten hours crawling in the attic today running (and in one case, re-running) cat6 cables, and I have an in-wall 10 gigabit network.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
10.08 ~23:50: literally ten hours crawling in the attic today running (and in one case, re-running) cat6 cables, and I have an in-wall 10 gigabit network.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
Oh shit, I just realized that Rescheduled Rapture was supposed to be yesterday.
Anyone else still here?
Anyone else still here?
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh shit, I just realized that Rescheduled Rapture was supposed to be yesterday.
Anyone else still here?
Anyone else still here?
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Carrie is an inspiring movie about a teenage girl who stages the ultimate clapback at her haters.
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Carrie is an inspiring movie about a teenage girl who stages the ultimate clapback at her haters.
Uhhhhhhhhhh
director: let's try that take again
host: for sheezy my deezy!
director: *holding back tears* ...please stop it
host: for sheezy my deezy!
director: *holding back tears* ...please stop it
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhh
My Discover feed today has had a lot of this FD guy who keeps posting pics of his unit and all I can think is
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My Discover feed today has had a lot of this FD guy who keeps posting pics of his unit and all I can think is