Zesti
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I have happiness management issues.
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who up in an alternate timeline
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
who up in an alternate timeline
The thrift store’s clothes were all 50% off today. I bought a cashmere sweater for $3. Happy Black Friday to me!
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The thrift store’s clothes were all 50% off today. I bought a cashmere sweater for $3. Happy Black Friday to me!
The couple who bought this house had us over to watch The Money Pit. Ha! It’s a gorgeous house, and it was fun to explore.
I'm in a local group for old house fans, and our president is buying this beauty today. I'm so glad because that means I will get to see the improvements! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The couple who bought this house had us over to watch The Money Pit. Ha! It’s a gorgeous house, and it was fun to explore.
I'm running for precinct committeeperson, so I had to get a bunch of signatures from my neighbors. It was surprisingly hard since most people don't answer their door. I noticed houses with cat food on the porch were the best.
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm running for precinct committeeperson, so I had to get a bunch of signatures from my neighbors. It was surprisingly hard since most people don't answer their door. I noticed houses with cat food on the porch were the best.
Our old homes group met at an Eastlake style home from 1883. Isn’t this fireplace beautiful!
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Our old homes group met at an Eastlake style home from 1883. Isn’t this fireplace beautiful!
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Come on then, and remove him.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Come on then, and remove him.
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Shutdown: The Musical
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Shutdown: The Musical
I’m staying in a hotel in San Diego. There are three TVs in the breakfast room, and they are all off. That’s how bad the news is!
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m staying in a hotel in San Diego. There are three TVs in the breakfast room, and they are all off. That’s how bad the news is!
I met a political candidate with an unusual set of skills. He was a trained assassin in the military, and now he’s a substitute teacher, a pastor, a leader in his NAACP chapter, and an actor.
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I met a political candidate with an unusual set of skills. He was a trained assassin in the military, and now he’s a substitute teacher, a pastor, a leader in his NAACP chapter, and an actor.
I'm in a local group for old house fans, and our president is buying this beauty today. I'm so glad because that means I will get to see the improvements! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm in a local group for old house fans, and our president is buying this beauty today. I'm so glad because that means I will get to see the improvements! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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I’m a giver.
*gives you grief*
*gives you grief*
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m a giver.
*gives you grief*
*gives you grief*
Bought prewashed mushrooms that claim to be "fresh and clean." I think that's the same slogan my toilet paper brand uses.
August 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bought prewashed mushrooms that claim to be "fresh and clean." I think that's the same slogan my toilet paper brand uses.
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Whenever I'm feeling down, I try to remember that Elvis Presley has only been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame one more time than I have.
August 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Whenever I'm feeling down, I try to remember that Elvis Presley has only been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame one more time than I have.
Sometimes scammers flirt with me on Find a Grave, which is definitely not a dating site. Today I received an especially flattering message: “I must confess your profile picture is beautiful despite it being old …”
August 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sometimes scammers flirt with me on Find a Grave, which is definitely not a dating site. Today I received an especially flattering message: “I must confess your profile picture is beautiful despite it being old …”
My new neighbor had an 86 inch (!) television delivered today. I’ve been inside her tiny house, so I assume she plans to mount it on the ceiling.
August 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My new neighbor had an 86 inch (!) television delivered today. I’ve been inside her tiny house, so I assume she plans to mount it on the ceiling.
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The way I see it, you’ve got about a half-hour of perfect daylight to see all the facets in your work
August 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The way I see it, you’ve got about a half-hour of perfect daylight to see all the facets in your work
My son signed up for a work trip to Salt Lake City. Instead, they’re sending him to Las Vegas. 🎰
August 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My son signed up for a work trip to Salt Lake City. Instead, they’re sending him to Las Vegas. 🎰
Baked fantastic cookies. Realized I’d accidentally doubled the butter. Oh, happy accident! Is this what they call a fat chance?
August 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Baked fantastic cookies. Realized I’d accidentally doubled the butter. Oh, happy accident! Is this what they call a fat chance?
The dentist had to give me three injections to make my mouth numb for a crown fitting. I’ll just be here drooling for the rest of the day.
August 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The dentist had to give me three injections to make my mouth numb for a crown fitting. I’ll just be here drooling for the rest of the day.
New neighbors moved in today. My husband welcomed them by playing his bagpipes with the windows open.
August 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
New neighbors moved in today. My husband welcomed them by playing his bagpipes with the windows open.
My son is settling into his semester in New Zealand. Proof: he’s joined a tramping club and been to Costco. 🤗
July 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My son is settling into his semester in New Zealand. Proof: he’s joined a tramping club and been to Costco. 🤗
I celebrated Bagpipe Appreciation Day appropriately.
July 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I celebrated Bagpipe Appreciation Day appropriately.
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My life is like Shel Silverstein and JRR Tolkien decided to write an opera.
July 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My life is like Shel Silverstein and JRR Tolkien decided to write an opera.
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I don’t really think of myself as old until I remember that I camped out at Bårnes & Nöble for the midnight release of the original manuscript of Beowulf.
July 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t really think of myself as old until I remember that I camped out at Bårnes & Nöble for the midnight release of the original manuscript of Beowulf.