Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
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Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
· Oct 2
They say, “You should never meet your heroes.” But I say, “You absolutely should meet your heroes and spend 25 minutes explaining to them how to make a really good panini.”
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One of my favorite tweets from the old days was posted by a friend of mine who came out of a screening of “Cowboys and Aliens” disappointed that Harrison Ford never told the aliens to “Get off my plain!”
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
One of my favorite tweets from the old days was posted by a friend of mine who came out of a screening of “Cowboys and Aliens” disappointed that Harrison Ford never told the aliens to “Get off my plain!”
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) is a terrifically nice, smart, and funny guy and I’m glad to be able to help in some small way with his recovery. If you can help, too, check out the GoFundMe that’s been set up for him. Best of luck, Will. You’ve got this and we’ve got you.
Rare serious post from me. My friend William Bruce West, who is also a friend to many of you who follow me, has had some abrupt and serious health issues. There's a GoFundMe set up to help with the costs of managing his recovery if you're able to help
gofund.me/e9e5e7435
gofund.me/e9e5e7435
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) is a terrifically nice, smart, and funny guy and I’m glad to be able to help in some small way with his recovery. If you can help, too, check out the GoFundMe that’s been set up for him. Best of luck, Will. You’ve got this and we’ve got you.
Quote an actor in the wrong film
“GET OFF MY PLANE!”
“GET OFF MY PLANE!”
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film
“GET OFF MY PLANE!”
“GET OFF MY PLANE!”
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Sometimes you revisit a song and it’s like it has been patiently waiting for years, even decades, to provide you with new wisdom and insight perfectly calibrated to meet the moment you’re in.
It happened to me this morning and I’m passing the lyrics along in case they could help you, too.
It happened to me this morning and I’m passing the lyrics along in case they could help you, too.
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Sometimes you revisit a song and it’s like it has been patiently waiting for years, even decades, to provide you with new wisdom and insight perfectly calibrated to meet the moment you’re in.
It happened to me this morning and I’m passing the lyrics along in case they could help you, too.
It happened to me this morning and I’m passing the lyrics along in case they could help you, too.
With everything going on, I felt inspired to draw the grim avenger of the night.
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
With everything going on, I felt inspired to draw the grim avenger of the night.
Yeah, because I always make him look like a spindly little twerp.
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Yeah, because I always make him look like a spindly little twerp.
Ugh, I hate it when I'm watching the weather forecast and they immediately provide the information I need to plan my day. I like to ease in with AT LEAST ten minutes about slight fluctuations in the jet stream over American Samoa.
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Ugh, I hate it when I'm watching the weather forecast and they immediately provide the information I need to plan my day. I like to ease in with AT LEAST ten minutes about slight fluctuations in the jet stream over American Samoa.
I had fun talking about foundational films with @jodycollins.bsky.social on @ramblinmanpod.bsky.social. There are lots of categories in the Films to Be Buried With questionnaire. (Favorite, Saddest, Most Meaningful) Did I answer Sylvester Stallone’s Cobra (1986) for each one? Listen and find out!
Episode 213 with @spidey004.bsky.social, of the @afterlunch.bsky.social podcast, is posted! We do our version of Brett Goldstein’s Films To Be Buried With podcast.
You’ll find it on your podcast platform of choice by searching Ramblin Man!
Theme music by @adeemtheartist.bsky.social
You’ll find it on your podcast platform of choice by searching Ramblin Man!
Theme music by @adeemtheartist.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I had fun talking about foundational films with @jodycollins.bsky.social on @ramblinmanpod.bsky.social. There are lots of categories in the Films to Be Buried With questionnaire. (Favorite, Saddest, Most Meaningful) Did I answer Sylvester Stallone’s Cobra (1986) for each one? Listen and find out!
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
January 19, 2026 at 7:06 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
I’m not in this episode. And if that isn’t enough of an incentive for you… @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @geek-kay.bsky.social, and @runonsandwich.bsky.social are! And they talk about their highlights from 2025 and what’s coming in 2026. I’m gonna listen and I think you should, too!
New Episode! @michaelmay.bsky.social is joined by @paxholley.com, @geek-kay.bsky.social, and @runonsandwich.bsky.social to look back on the art and pop culture of 2025 and also to peek ahead at what's coming in 2026.
www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2026/01/412-...
www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2026/01/412-...
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I’m not in this episode. And if that isn’t enough of an incentive for you… @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @geek-kay.bsky.social, and @runonsandwich.bsky.social are! And they talk about their highlights from 2025 and what’s coming in 2026. I’m gonna listen and I think you should, too!
I’m not sure why, but I’m really jonesing for a salad today. 🥗🤤
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I’m not sure why, but I’m really jonesing for a salad today. 🥗🤤
@gailsimone.bsky.social I don’t get it; why is everyone winking, nudging, and waggling their eyebrows at me today?
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social I don’t get it; why is everyone winking, nudging, and waggling their eyebrows at me today?
@bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social I hope your birthday is great but I think with all the crap you’re dealing with, I’d settle for a
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
@bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social I hope your birthday is great but I think with all the crap you’re dealing with, I’d settle for a
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It has been three days since I last had an apple. The doctors have me surrounded and are closing in. I fear there is no escape.
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It has been three days since I last had an apple. The doctors have me surrounded and are closing in. I fear there is no escape.
You forget where you parked at the supermarket. I walk all the way home carrying two bags of groceries and wonder why I didn’t drive to the store and then remember that I *did* and then carry the groceries all the way back and THEN can’t find my car. Because I don’t have a car. We are not the same.
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You forget where you parked at the supermarket. I walk all the way home carrying two bags of groceries and wonder why I didn’t drive to the store and then remember that I *did* and then carry the groceries all the way back and THEN can’t find my car. Because I don’t have a car. We are not the same.
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That’s why their slogan isn’t “see the rainbow.”
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
That’s why their slogan isn’t “see the rainbow.”
People think my color-blindness is no big deal until I tell them... I CAN'T SEE SKITTLES.
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
People think my color-blindness is no big deal until I tell them... I CAN'T SEE SKITTLES.
Yesterday’s Verizon outage was a real wake-up call for me. It made me realize how addicted I am to my phone and how helpless I feel without it. And it showed me I needed to do something about it. That’s why I bought three more phones, each on different carriers.
And the shakes stopped. 😅
And the shakes stopped. 😅
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Yesterday’s Verizon outage was a real wake-up call for me. It made me realize how addicted I am to my phone and how helpless I feel without it. And it showed me I needed to do something about it. That’s why I bought three more phones, each on different carriers.
And the shakes stopped. 😅
And the shakes stopped. 😅
You can keep scrolling but here are two characters that bring me happiness.
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
You can keep scrolling but here are two characters that bring me happiness.
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Here we go, guys! The 100th episode of I Read Movies is now LIVE!
In this very special episode I'm covering the original Mario Puzo Superman the Movie script from 1975! There is SO MUCH going on here.
So grab a seat by the fire in your fortress of solitude and DOWNLOAD NOW!
buff.ly/NnoCliB
In this very special episode I'm covering the original Mario Puzo Superman the Movie script from 1975! There is SO MUCH going on here.
So grab a seat by the fire in your fortress of solitude and DOWNLOAD NOW!
buff.ly/NnoCliB
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Here we go, guys! The 100th episode of I Read Movies is now LIVE!
In this very special episode I'm covering the original Mario Puzo Superman the Movie script from 1975! There is SO MUCH going on here.
So grab a seat by the fire in your fortress of solitude and DOWNLOAD NOW!
buff.ly/NnoCliB
In this very special episode I'm covering the original Mario Puzo Superman the Movie script from 1975! There is SO MUCH going on here.
So grab a seat by the fire in your fortress of solitude and DOWNLOAD NOW!
buff.ly/NnoCliB
If you don't like pickles, why are you reading this post about pickles? And if you do like pickles, get off of Bluesky and go eat a pickle already! Jeez. #Pickles
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
If you don't like pickles, why are you reading this post about pickles? And if you do like pickles, get off of Bluesky and go eat a pickle already! Jeez. #Pickles
@paxholley.com Glad you already got his signature! apnews.com/article/kief...
Actor Kiefer Sutherland arrested for allegedly assaulting a ride-hail driver, police say
Authorities say actor Kiefer Sutherland has been arrested for allegedly assaulting a ride-hail driver in Los Angeles.
apnews.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
@paxholley.com Glad you already got his signature! apnews.com/article/kief...