Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
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Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
· Oct 2
They say, “You should never meet your heroes.” But I say, “You absolutely should meet your heroes and spend 25 minutes explaining to them how to make a really good panini.”
Well, it took forever, but I finally finished building my ship in a bottle. Too bad you can't even see it through all the Dr Pepper. 🫤
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Well, it took forever, but I finally finished building my ship in a bottle. Too bad you can't even see it through all the Dr Pepper. 🫤
Reposted by Rob Graham
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New Episode! @michaelmay.bsky.social, @spidey004.bsky.social, and @paxholley.com continue their occasional look at pulp and superhero serials with The Adventures of Smilin' Jack. It's one of Michael's favorites, but will Rob and Pax feel the same way?
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November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Be sure to follow @afterlunch.bsky.social for hot takes on all the latest movies and trends.
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Why is this so difficult? Have a throwaway line where someone says "I thought you were dead, Bond." He says something like "no time do die" or "die another day" and briefly smirks at the camera, and everyone just moves on with the movie. Do a Lazenby, in other words.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why is this so difficult? Have a throwaway line where someone says "I thought you were dead, Bond." He says something like "no time do die" or "die another day" and briefly smirks at the camera, and everyone just moves on with the movie. Do a Lazenby, in other words.
The “smart blood” nanobots they injected Bond with in SPECTRE get a software update so that they can put him back together and neutralize the Heracles nanobots he was infected with in No Time To Die but the process isn’t perfected so that’s why he looks differ— JUST START OVER, YOU DUMMIES.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The “smart blood” nanobots they injected Bond with in SPECTRE get a software update so that they can put him back together and neutralize the Heracles nanobots he was infected with in No Time To Die but the process isn’t perfected so that’s why he looks differ— JUST START OVER, YOU DUMMIES.
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YEAH! Horowitz is an established writer I’ve read.
Hey Horowitz, here’s a freebie:
*whispers* ignore it *whispers*
Hey Horowitz, here’s a freebie:
*whispers* ignore it *whispers*
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
YEAH! Horowitz is an established writer I’ve read.
Hey Horowitz, here’s a freebie:
*whispers* ignore it *whispers*
Hey Horowitz, here’s a freebie:
*whispers* ignore it *whispers*
This is a good point. Oh, wait. No, it isn’t. 🙄
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is a good point. Oh, wait. No, it isn’t. 🙄
Reposted by Rob Graham
Good luck with your scam, guys
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good luck with your scam, guys
Smilin’ Rob here. Even though Smilin’ Jack gets all the attention, I still joined @michaelmay.bsky.social and @paxholley.com to discuss his adventures on @afterlunch.bsky.social. (And before you ask, yes, of course he’s my brother. You can tell because we have the same adjective before our names.)
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Smilin’ Rob here. Even though Smilin’ Jack gets all the attention, I still joined @michaelmay.bsky.social and @paxholley.com to discuss his adventures on @afterlunch.bsky.social. (And before you ask, yes, of course he’s my brother. You can tell because we have the same adjective before our names.)
Who is your favorite VAMPIRE?
This guy. Staples BEWARE.
This guy. Staples BEWARE.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who is your favorite VAMPIRE?
This guy. Staples BEWARE.
This guy. Staples BEWARE.
Thanks, universe. Knew I could count on you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Thanks, universe. Knew I could count on you.
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lol I remember reading this and it's not *that* much out of context
Look, I know I’m no @comiccontext.bsky.social but I saw this and thought I should share it in the spirit of that stalwart Bluesky account. #ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
lol I remember reading this and it's not *that* much out of context
Look, I know I’m no @comiccontext.bsky.social but I saw this and thought I should share it in the spirit of that stalwart Bluesky account. #ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Look, I know I’m no @comiccontext.bsky.social but I saw this and thought I should share it in the spirit of that stalwart Bluesky account. #ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
It’s Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon series you love.
Post a cartoon series you love.
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon series you love.
Post a cartoon series you love.
Post you from a different era.
Playing poker with my fellow nogoodniks during The Great Depression.
Playing poker with my fellow nogoodniks during The Great Depression.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Post you from a different era.
Playing poker with my fellow nogoodniks during The Great Depression.
Playing poker with my fellow nogoodniks during The Great Depression.
I was desperately seeking Susan. I looked all over and then, out of nowhere… suddenly Susan! She was on the couch but covered with so many blankets, I couldn’t see her. She said she had been there for three days without moving. And I was like, “Wow. You’re lazy, Susan.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I was desperately seeking Susan. I looked all over and then, out of nowhere… suddenly Susan! She was on the couch but covered with so many blankets, I couldn’t see her. She said she had been there for three days without moving. And I was like, “Wow. You’re lazy, Susan.”
Mastermind @michaelmay.bsky.social had a great idea on our recent Space 16 episode for @afterlunch.bsky.social. This pic should give you an idea of the relative scale of what’s coming.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mastermind @michaelmay.bsky.social had a great idea on our recent Space 16 episode for @afterlunch.bsky.social. This pic should give you an idea of the relative scale of what’s coming.
Reposted by Rob Graham
we’re bringing sexy back to the crypt
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
we’re bringing sexy back to the crypt
People who tell me I look good for my age invariably speak very loudly and slowly and ask what it was like to fight in the last "good war."
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People who tell me I look good for my age invariably speak very loudly and slowly and ask what it was like to fight in the last "good war."
It’s raining cats and dogs and I just stepped in a poodle!
Sorry, I meant, “I just stepped in a puddle!”
OF POODLE BLOOD!!!
Sorry, I meant, “I just stepped in a puddle!”
OF POODLE BLOOD!!!
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s raining cats and dogs and I just stepped in a poodle!
Sorry, I meant, “I just stepped in a puddle!”
OF POODLE BLOOD!!!
Sorry, I meant, “I just stepped in a puddle!”
OF POODLE BLOOD!!!
OK, universe, I have the teeniest, tiniest, minuscule iota of hope again. Standing by for it to be crushed.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
OK, universe, I have the teeniest, tiniest, minuscule iota of hope again. Standing by for it to be crushed.
Reposted by Rob Graham
I am a chad. Carniverous, humanoid, aboveground dweller.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I am a chad. Carniverous, humanoid, aboveground dweller.
Reposted by Rob Graham
Yes, I AM a Clever, Handsome, Underachieving Dope!
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yes, I AM a Clever, Handsome, Underachieving Dope!
Have you ever walked past someone and thought to yourself, “Whoa, get a load of this chud,” but then wondered, “Wait. What if… what if *I’m* the chud?” Well, I haven’t. And if you have, there’s a better than average chance that you’re a total chud. #chud
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Have you ever walked past someone and thought to yourself, “Whoa, get a load of this chud,” but then wondered, “Wait. What if… what if *I’m* the chud?” Well, I haven’t. And if you have, there’s a better than average chance that you’re a total chud. #chud
A lot of people think I'm annoying because they don't realize I'm only PRETENDING to be annoying with 100% accuracy every minute of every day. #BestActor 🏆🎭
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A lot of people think I'm annoying because they don't realize I'm only PRETENDING to be annoying with 100% accuracy every minute of every day. #BestActor 🏆🎭
Space. There’s a lot of it and you need to navigate it somehow. But how? In a spaceship. But there are a lot of those, too. Which one is THE BEST? We’re on it. Listen to this episode of @afterlunch.bsky.social with @michaelmay.bsky.social, author Nick Casbarro, Ben Graham, and me to find out!
New Episode! @michaelmay.bsky.social and @spidey004.bsky.social are joined by Ben Graham and new guest Nick Casbarro to talk about Nick's novel, Vitalerium: Descent into the Void, and then to determine the greatest spaceship of all time.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Space. There’s a lot of it and you need to navigate it somehow. But how? In a spaceship. But there are a lot of those, too. Which one is THE BEST? We’re on it. Listen to this episode of @afterlunch.bsky.social with @michaelmay.bsky.social, author Nick Casbarro, Ben Graham, and me to find out!