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Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
400 followers 220 following 20K posts
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.

(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
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And I, for one, loved it!
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Ooh, I hope I win the severed cow head! And I hope it stops saying “Just in time for the holidays,” eventually!
Flyer for a Meat Raffle. I’m not going to describe everything but the gist is an image of a cow cut into various pieces, including the head.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band. (This band is very real, I just wanted to promote them again because they’re so great at making songs and looking pretentious and stuff.)
Fake album cover with four versions of me standing around looking pretentiously pensive in front of a dumpster. The “band” is called Dumpster Choir and the album is called Hot Garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Yes. This tracks.
Screenshot of the Bluesky notification saying that Lindsey Vonn (yes, *that* Lindsey Vonn… the Olympic gold medalist skier) is following me, for some reason. By the way, “Lindsey Vonn” has 3 followers and is following 34 people.
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Cool. This is me enjoying one of his albums!
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Solid choices guys. But I think you forgot an even better one. 🍋 🦹💥
Badly drawn picture of a superhero named “Lemon Drop.” He has a lemon for a head and his outstretched hand is half-a-lemon with a drop dripping out of it. Basically, he shoots lemon juice into the eyes of evildoers. The tagline reads, “He’ll DROP you into the Juicer of Justice!”
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Smilin’ Rob here. Even though Smilin’ Jack gets all the attention, I still joined @michaelmay.bsky.social and @paxholley.com to discuss his adventures on @afterlunch.bsky.social. (And before you ask, yes, of course he’s my brother. You can tell because we have the same adjective before our names.)
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Who is your favorite VAMPIRE?

This guy. Staples BEWARE.
An odd-looking bald guy (me) has shoved a staple remover in his mouth so it kind of looks like he has stainless steel fangs. He’s always doing stuff like that. What a cool guy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Thanks, universe. Knew I could count on you.
An odd-looking bald guy (me) smiles obliviously as an anvil drops from above: about to impact upon his head.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Look, I know I’m no @comiccontext.bsky.social but I saw this and thought I should share it in the spirit of that stalwart Bluesky account. #ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Panel from a Batman comic. Dick Grayson reaches toward Vicki Vale and says, “…I just realized this is the first time the two of us have been alone together.” Vicki Vale forcefully responds, “DICK!”
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Post you from a different era.

Playing poker with my fellow nogoodniks during The Great Depression.
Four Depression era guys in suits and hats sit on the ground, smoking cigarettes and playing poker. In the middle of this group, sits an odd-looking anachronistic doofus (me). He’s wearing a baseball cap and a Spider-Man t-shirt, has one of those long, twisty lollipops in his mouth, and has labeled “Go Fish” cards in his hand.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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The most dysfunctional holiday family of them all…
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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(Original art by the incredible @tessfowler.bsky.social 🤩🤩🤩)
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Mastermind @michaelmay.bsky.social had a great idea on our recent Space 16 episode for @afterlunch.bsky.social. This pic should give you an idea of the relative scale of what’s coming.
Collage picture of two photos. On top, there’s a pic of the Galileo shuttle from the original series of Star Trek. It’s a little ship out in space, accompanied by the words (in a small font) “Current Spaceships Episode.” On the bottom there’s a pic of the much larger Super Star Destroyer from Star Wars. It’s accompanied by the words (in a larger font) “UPCOMING SPACESHIPS TOURNAMENT.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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But what if it was James Bond and he just wanted to tell you what a big fan he is of your YouTube channel?
Screenshot of James Bond swimming underwater in a manta ray suit from Licence to Kill (1989).
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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From my notes when we talked about that one on @afterlunch.bsky.social. (The song was sung to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Great choices! The only problem I see is that the Borg cube isn’t a very formidable ship.
Aftermath of the Battle of Wolf 359.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
An odd-looking bald guy (me) points at the camera with an expression of approval. The caption reads: “You are correct… and I respect your decision.”
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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How trick-or-treating goes at my house. 2/2
The odd-looking bald guy (me) is still looking down at the camera (which is representing our off-screen trick-or-treater). He looks angry/intense. The caption tells us what he’s saying: “I SAID, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?!?” The caption tells us the kid’s response: “Um-um-um… a ghost?” The odd-looking bald guy looks singularly unimpressed by this. The odd-looking bald guy (me) holds the bowl of candy away from the camera. (I forgot to mention that earlier. He was holding a bowl of candy this entire time. But I can’t go back to fix the earlier descriptions. We’re getting actual trick-or-treaters now!) Instead, he’s handing a celery stalk to the camera. The caption tells us what he’s saying: “Real original, kid. Here’s some celery. Off you go.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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How trick-or-treating goes at my house. 1/2
An odd-looking bald guy (me) sits on a couch, reading a hardcover copy of Spider-Man: The Venom Factor by Diane Duane. But he’s looking over his shoulder, presumably at the front door. The caption reads: *ding dong* “Trick or treat!” An odd-looking bald guy (me) looks down at the camera, which is the POV of the trick-or-treater. He looks unimpressed. The caption tells us what he’s saying: “What are you supposed to be?” The caption gives us the kid’s response: “Please, mister. It’s raining pretty hard and—“ The odd-looking bald guy (me) is rolling his eyes at this.
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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3 hr 57 minutes over here.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I didn’t want to dress up but I figured it’s a special day, so I put on a blazer. #HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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What’s this? What’s this?
Another Photoshop?
What’s this?
Oh God, Rob, won’t you stop?
What’s this?
This kind of thing is mean and hateful
Please desist, we would be grateful
What’s this?
A photo of Jack Skellington but his head has been replaced with the head of an odd-looking bald guy (me).
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Ooh, scary! Maybe tomorrow night, you can watch an even scarier holiday movie.
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Sorry if the four-letter words I had tattooed on my knuckles are too edgy for you babies.
Photo of an odd-looking bald guy (me) presenting his fists side-by-side to the camera. On his knuckles, it reads “BLUE MILK.”
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM