John Morris
@pumpkinsam.bsky.social
I could write you a song but then I’d have to kill you softly with it.
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@jenifersf.bsky.social You might get a kick out of this. 😂
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@jenifersf.bsky.social You might get a kick out of this. 😂
Comparing Washington, D.C. to a dementia village seems awfully appropriate.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Comparing Washington, D.C. to a dementia village seems awfully appropriate.
After watching the latest “Fantastic Four” movie, I think it is probably my favorite Marvel production in in terms of set design. I love the Atomic Age retrofuturism aesthetic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
After watching the latest “Fantastic Four” movie, I think it is probably my favorite Marvel production in in terms of set design. I love the Atomic Age retrofuturism aesthetic.
It might be time to think about leaving California when the earthquakes start breaking your pets in half. 🫨 🐈⬛
seven nearby earthquakes this morning (we felt one),
and the cats are playing 'where's my tail' 😂
and the cats are playing 'where's my tail' 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It might be time to think about leaving California when the earthquakes start breaking your pets in half. 🫨 🐈⬛
Recent viewings of “Mare of Easttown”, “True Detective” season one, and “Gone Girl” have given me a taste for the whodunnit thriller genre. Unfortunately they all wrapped up kind of underwhelmingly. I still have “Reacher” season three to check out. S1 was great, S2 not so much.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Recent viewings of “Mare of Easttown”, “True Detective” season one, and “Gone Girl” have given me a taste for the whodunnit thriller genre. Unfortunately they all wrapped up kind of underwhelmingly. I still have “Reacher” season three to check out. S1 was great, S2 not so much.
For some reason, I always thought the title “Gone Girl” sounded like it belonged to some kind of a rom-com chick flick. I just watched the movie. It is not that. It was actually pretty intense. Too bad they apparently fired all the writers with like 10 minutes left to go.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
For some reason, I always thought the title “Gone Girl” sounded like it belonged to some kind of a rom-com chick flick. I just watched the movie. It is not that. It was actually pretty intense. Too bad they apparently fired all the writers with like 10 minutes left to go.
My mom thought I was indigestion. 😳
(She knew she was pregnant. Just when I was ready to get out of there she didn’t believe me at first. 😅)
(She knew she was pregnant. Just when I was ready to get out of there she didn’t believe me at first. 😅)
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My mom thought I was indigestion. 😳
(She knew she was pregnant. Just when I was ready to get out of there she didn’t believe me at first. 😅)
(She knew she was pregnant. Just when I was ready to get out of there she didn’t believe me at first. 😅)
I wish there was something I could do with the jack o’lanterns before I give them to the squirrels. Seems like a waste to only use them for a couple hours on Halloween night. Maybe I should bring them upstairs and put them on the coffee table to be household decorations for the weekend. 🤔 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I wish there was something I could do with the jack o’lanterns before I give them to the squirrels. Seems like a waste to only use them for a couple hours on Halloween night. Maybe I should bring them upstairs and put them on the coffee table to be household decorations for the weekend. 🤔 🎃
The squirrels are already enjoying my pumpkin debris. Well one of them is anyway.
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The squirrels are already enjoying my pumpkin debris. Well one of them is anyway.
Along with the jack-o’-lanterns themselves, I got to bring home two big tubs full of pumpkin guts. It is going to be Thanksgiving all November long for the squirrels around here. 🎃🐿️
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Along with the jack-o’-lanterns themselves, I got to bring home two big tubs full of pumpkin guts. It is going to be Thanksgiving all November long for the squirrels around here. 🎃🐿️
My cousin invited me over for Halloween and I got to carve two pumpkins into jack-o’lanterns for the first time in like 50 years. 🎃🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My cousin invited me over for Halloween and I got to carve two pumpkins into jack-o’lanterns for the first time in like 50 years. 🎃🎃
I moved my baking soda out of its original box years ago so I have no idea of its age, but it is probably as old as the baking powder. The soda passed the fizz test however. My powder sank straight to the bottom without a single bubble. Even the “bad” powder in a video I watched fizzed a little.
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I moved my baking soda out of its original box years ago so I have no idea of its age, but it is probably as old as the baking powder. The soda passed the fizz test however. My powder sank straight to the bottom without a single bubble. Even the “bad” powder in a video I watched fizzed a little.
“Baking powder usually has a shelf life of 6 to 12 months.”
My baking powder:
My baking powder:
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“Baking powder usually has a shelf life of 6 to 12 months.”
My baking powder:
My baking powder:
It’s a pretty neat trick to get your obituary on the front page because you starred in a 12-episode sitcom 50 years ago. RIP Prunella Scales.
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Fawlty Towers: The best of Sybil
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October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It’s a pretty neat trick to get your obituary on the front page because you starred in a 12-episode sitcom 50 years ago. RIP Prunella Scales.
youtu.be/60WVDnfY-_w
youtu.be/60WVDnfY-_w
Never mind Halloween, I am still going to be watching this World Series game when Thanksgiving rolls around.
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Never mind Halloween, I am still going to be watching this World Series game when Thanksgiving rolls around.
It’s only October and already so cold in my house that even the room temperature butter wants to tear holes in my toast.
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s only October and already so cold in my house that even the room temperature butter wants to tear holes in my toast.
I hate it when I put on two pairs of socks to keep my feet warm and both of them have big holes in the heel.
October 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate it when I put on two pairs of socks to keep my feet warm and both of them have big holes in the heel.
Because tearing down the White House from the inside wasn’t satisfying enough.
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Because tearing down the White House from the inside wasn’t satisfying enough.
I did not recognize the name of Drew Struzan when I saw his obituary earlier this week. But it turns out I have been very familiar with his work for over 40 years. And most likely so have you.
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Drew Struzan
Collection of vintage original Drew Struzan movie posters | Thousands of extraordinary vintage original film posters. Online and in Los Angeles
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October 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I did not recognize the name of Drew Struzan when I saw his obituary earlier this week. But it turns out I have been very familiar with his work for over 40 years. And most likely so have you.
filmartgallery.com/collections/...
filmartgallery.com/collections/...
Getting older is not as bad as they say. Physically I am stronger than ever. Not to brag, but I just carried $57 worth of groceries into the house with just one arm. I couldn’t always do that. I must be getting smarter too, because I have almost figured out how to fit them all into one bag.
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Getting older is not as bad as they say. Physically I am stronger than ever. Not to brag, but I just carried $57 worth of groceries into the house with just one arm. I couldn’t always do that. I must be getting smarter too, because I have almost figured out how to fit them all into one bag.
I didn’t even intend to do yard work yesterday, but things kind of snowballed after I mowed the lawn. I did not intend to mow the lawn either, but the neighbors beside and across from me did theirs and I felt peer-pressured into it.
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I didn’t even intend to do yard work yesterday, but things kind of snowballed after I mowed the lawn. I did not intend to mow the lawn either, but the neighbors beside and across from me did theirs and I felt peer-pressured into it.
I could have put on a pair of gloves in like two minutes, but I decided to pull poison ivy barehanded for four hours yesterday instead. Less than 24 hours later and I am already paying for it. Signed, Mr. Itchy Hands.
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I could have put on a pair of gloves in like two minutes, but I decided to pull poison ivy barehanded for four hours yesterday instead. Less than 24 hours later and I am already paying for it. Signed, Mr. Itchy Hands.
These sculptures would all be pretty cool even if they didn’t move.
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From the BeAmazed community on Reddit: He turns scrap metal into sculptures that move
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October 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
These sculptures would all be pretty cool even if they didn’t move.
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Tonight‘s lineup of horror movies went kind of heavy on the animal murders. M3GAN killed a dog, Chucky killed a cat, and then The Prodigy kid killed a dog. I’ll have to find some movies where the animals do the killing to even things out. Should I call in Godzilla or is that an overreaction? 🦖🤔
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Tonight‘s lineup of horror movies went kind of heavy on the animal murders. M3GAN killed a dog, Chucky killed a cat, and then The Prodigy kid killed a dog. I’ll have to find some movies where the animals do the killing to even things out. Should I call in Godzilla or is that an overreaction? 🦖🤔
I bought a plastic bin for powdered laundry detergent and it came with a sheet of stickers, which is like…what? Am I supposed to decorate it or something? But also what?…are they? I get the Santa and the reindeer, but the rest… 🧐 My laundry is going to be cleaner and more confusing than ever before.
September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I bought a plastic bin for powdered laundry detergent and it came with a sheet of stickers, which is like…what? Am I supposed to decorate it or something? But also what?…are they? I get the Santa and the reindeer, but the rest… 🧐 My laundry is going to be cleaner and more confusing than ever before.