zerowitch.bsky.social
@zerowitch.bsky.social
Final Destination: Bloodlines, aka The Penny That Was Evil
July 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
There's a hearse in the front lot
It has dealer plates
Someone's test driving a hearse
May 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Happy indie bookstore day!
April 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I have brought the crap-ass loser wolf back from extinction and now I see why it went extinct in the first place - it sucks!
April 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Calling a genetically fuckarooed grey wolf a "dire wolf" doesn't piss me off like it should, if only because Jurassic Park-ing ourselves is probably the best doomsday scenario currently available.
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Who's your most outside-your-type celebrity crush?
No I'm not distracting myself with nonsense in order to remain semi-functional, why would you ask that

Anyway mine's Gordon Ramsay
April 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If your rights can be revoked on a whim, you don't actually have any
March 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Hate is a thief.
March 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
March 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Well then, child, let me tell you all about black holes ...
March 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Creature Commandos is a fucking delight
February 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm looking for a watch that beeps on the hour and is under 80% fugly
February 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
EXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major provider
Critics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing.
www.dailydot.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My new hobby is doing this everyday
February 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's weird to remember someone on the day they died. Dying is probably the least interesting thing my friend Chase ever did. Thinking of him is good, though, regardless of the day.
February 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Look at this gorgeousness
February 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Thank heavens for #Canada
For US citizens who are looking for health information right now and having a difficult time with how many US sites are being shut down... Don't worry, your neighbours to the north have your back. There's plenty of helpful info on Canada's health sites.
To our American friends who may now be struggling to find health information on US websites: Please check out the Public Health Agency of Canada's website for helpful resources, updated dashboards & practical health tips.

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canada.ca/en/public-he...
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
youtube.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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"How your name James but it just be one Jame" has been killing me for a full day and i didn't even hear the joke yesterday. It just popped back in my head like some brain leftovers and boy are they delicious.
February 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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My memorial service will be preceded by an "unconventional materials challenge" where attendees will have one day to construct mourning garments solely out of stuff they purchased at a Lowes.
February 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
SEAL SEAL IS NOT OKAY
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM