Ryan
@zerohacker.bsky.social
the procedure was a complete success.
eraserhead to spite her face
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
eraserhead to spite her face
this is a rhea seehorn stan account
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this is a rhea seehorn stan account
i feel bad that every girlfriend at this minus the bear show has to have the line 6 dl4 pedal explained to them by their boyfriends
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i feel bad that every girlfriend at this minus the bear show has to have the line 6 dl4 pedal explained to them by their boyfriends
misery but its me holding rivers cuomo hostage forcing him to write pinkerton again
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
misery but its me holding rivers cuomo hostage forcing him to write pinkerton again
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Oil City PA, infrared
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oil City PA, infrared
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
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Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
my favorite part of finishing a show or game or movie is that it means I can go on red bubble dot com and order more stickers
August 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
my favorite part of finishing a show or game or movie is that it means I can go on red bubble dot com and order more stickers
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wow. i guess it goes to show that no matter how healthy someone looks, you just dont know what hidden health issues might be lurking right below the surface. tomorrow is never promised
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
wow. i guess it goes to show that no matter how healthy someone looks, you just dont know what hidden health issues might be lurking right below the surface. tomorrow is never promised
fuckin same
it's not a shock, but i'm pretty fuckin sad about ozzy
July 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
fuckin same
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fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
May 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
fuck it, we'll do it live
oh gooooood for you
watch this drive
who do you think you are, i am
fuck it, we'll do it live
oh gooooood for you
watch this drive
who do you think you are, i am
July 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
fuck it, we'll do it live
oh gooooood for you
watch this drive
who do you think you are, i am
fuck it, we'll do it live
oh gooooood for you
watch this drive
who do you think you are, i am
they originally wanted to cast me as truman in the truman show but the director was like this kid jacks off too much to show him 24/7
June 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
they originally wanted to cast me as truman in the truman show but the director was like this kid jacks off too much to show him 24/7
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can you imagine how bad this storm could have been if pittsburgh had had a jurassic park
April 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
can you imagine how bad this storm could have been if pittsburgh had had a jurassic park
girl are your stewart copeland cuz those are the strangest accents i've ever heard
April 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
girl are your stewart copeland cuz those are the strangest accents i've ever heard
people nowadays are talking about crashing out but not talking about the hbo original series crashing starring pete holmes, thankfully
April 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
people nowadays are talking about crashing out but not talking about the hbo original series crashing starring pete holmes, thankfully
they should've been calling it undertaker face not ahegao cuz he been doing it for longer
April 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
they should've been calling it undertaker face not ahegao cuz he been doing it for longer
*man not understanding how to use the saying properly*
doesn't look like i'm beating the kidnapping a child allegations today
doesn't look like i'm beating the kidnapping a child allegations today
March 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*man not understanding how to use the saying properly*
doesn't look like i'm beating the kidnapping a child allegations today
doesn't look like i'm beating the kidnapping a child allegations today
my phone autocorrected chef's kiss to chef's loss and I now think that phrase should enter the lexicon somehow
March 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
my phone autocorrected chef's kiss to chef's loss and I now think that phrase should enter the lexicon somehow
we should all be thankful that dandruff falls out in little pieces and as not one big head shaped sheet of dead skin
February 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
we should all be thankful that dandruff falls out in little pieces and as not one big head shaped sheet of dead skin
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i got the norovirus for valentine's day
February 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i got the norovirus for valentine's day
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I’ll get right on that
February 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ll get right on that
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It’s that time of year again: FREEMIUM FREEBRUARY
That’s right, this month all of our bonus episodes from Patreon go on the main feed. That’s twice as many episodes! Starting today!
That’s right, this month all of our bonus episodes from Patreon go on the main feed. That’s twice as many episodes! Starting today!
UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: You, Your Husband, Your Cockapoos, And The Anus
Podcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 05/02/2025 · 1h 5m
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February 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s that time of year again: FREEMIUM FREEBRUARY
That’s right, this month all of our bonus episodes from Patreon go on the main feed. That’s twice as many episodes! Starting today!
That’s right, this month all of our bonus episodes from Patreon go on the main feed. That’s twice as many episodes! Starting today!
Society is Ryan Dunn and Eddie Guerrero were still alive
February 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Society is Ryan Dunn and Eddie Guerrero were still alive
bulder gate 3 good game
February 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
bulder gate 3 good game
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yeah I like tariffs.
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
yeah I like tariffs.
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes