Kristina 🎀
@zerochilllll.bsky.social
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Kristina 🎀
@zerochilllll.bsky.social
· Oct 5
this bimbo denounces fascism
How I Met Your Milf
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
How I Met Your Milf
holding a baby possum would heal me
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
holding a baby possum would heal me
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they should invent a thought that's not intrusive
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
they should invent a thought that's not intrusive
I farted directly into my cat’s face 😬😅
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I farted directly into my cat’s face 😬😅
mcdavid’s back, back again.
a hockey game is being played in front of a sign that says ' enter '
ALT: a hockey game is being played in front of a sign that says ' enter '
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
mcdavid’s back, back again.
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Honour the veterans and punch a fascist!
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Honour the veterans and punch a fascist!
Skinner is a gentle giant, a mega babe, and can do no wrong - thanks for asking!
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Skinner is a gentle giant, a mega babe, and can do no wrong - thanks for asking!
haven’t had such restless legs in YEARS (which I experienced A LOT as a kid) and I hate it!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
haven’t had such restless legs in YEARS (which I experienced A LOT as a kid) and I hate it!!!!
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no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
The Rescuers is the best animated movie of all time - change my mind
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Rescuers is the best animated movie of all time - change my mind
large bowls of corn flakes do NOT like to see me coming
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
large bowls of corn flakes do NOT like to see me coming
gagged so hard while whitening my teeth that I cracked my back in 3 spots
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
gagged so hard while whitening my teeth that I cracked my back in 3 spots
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
my long-time boyfriend, Alexander James “AJ” McLean, has solo work coming out & I might faint
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my long-time boyfriend, Alexander James “AJ” McLean, has solo work coming out & I might faint
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I've voted for Mamdani six times already this morning.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I've voted for Mamdani six times already this morning.
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Yeah, I do have big naturals, but that's not the point
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yeah, I do have big naturals, but that's not the point
cheering for Zohran Mamdani all the way from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!
don’t f*** this up, NYC!
don’t f*** this up, NYC!
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
cheering for Zohran Mamdani all the way from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!
don’t f*** this up, NYC!
don’t f*** this up, NYC!
my hot take is that if you’re running for an elected position, you shouldn’t be able to vote bc it’s a conflict of interest since you’re biased and will obviously vote for yourself. it sounds silly but I honestly think they should just eliminate those ppl from the total # of eligible voters!
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
my hot take is that if you’re running for an elected position, you shouldn’t be able to vote bc it’s a conflict of interest since you’re biased and will obviously vote for yourself. it sounds silly but I honestly think they should just eliminate those ppl from the total # of eligible voters!
what if they made a butt that didn’t fart
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
what if they made a butt that didn’t fart
hockey commentators are SO erotic
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
hockey commentators are SO erotic
I love 90s movies so much. the writing is 👌🏻
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love 90s movies so much. the writing is 👌🏻
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
maybe invest the $20k you’d spend on a robot who will do your chores for you on the salary of a house cleaner who won’t potentially rebel against you one day?
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
maybe invest the $20k you’d spend on a robot who will do your chores for you on the salary of a house cleaner who won’t potentially rebel against you one day?
I called my bestie “bite sized” because they are but a wee chocolate bar
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I called my bestie “bite sized” because they are but a wee chocolate bar
fed a hot dog
For Halloween, I would like to be [redacted]
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
fed a hot dog