Kristina 🎀
@zerochilllll.bsky.social
I love 90s movies so much. the writing is 👌🏻
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love 90s movies so much. the writing is 👌🏻
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
“maid by day”
“he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette”
“these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers”
“unlike her chest, it looks real”
why does this coffee *pleasantly* taste like an ashtray…?
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
why does this coffee *pleasantly* taste like an ashtray…?
this is the tail end of the commercial but LOOK
October 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this is the tail end of the commercial but LOOK
pic or it didn’t happen
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
pic or it didn’t happen
walked into 7-11 while a dude was walking out:
“nice tattoo”
uhhhh… which one lol 🤪
“nice tattoo”
uhhhh… which one lol 🤪
June 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
walked into 7-11 while a dude was walking out:
“nice tattoo”
uhhhh… which one lol 🤪
“nice tattoo”
uhhhh… which one lol 🤪
reference for y’all who don’t know
June 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
reference for y’all who don’t know
I only knew her for an hour while we scrambled to find her family but I love Bailey so much 🥹
May 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I only knew her for an hour while we scrambled to find her family but I love Bailey so much 🥹
free foot pic so you can admire my new toe rings you’re welcome
May 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
free foot pic so you can admire my new toe rings you’re welcome
happy hump day internet
May 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
happy hump day internet
zero chill to the grave
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
zero chill to the grave
Oilers winning vs. Oilers eventually losing
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oilers winning vs. Oilers eventually losing
these are the ones I was wearing to Costco today! (photo from last summer)
April 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
these are the ones I was wearing to Costco today! (photo from last summer)
well, my cat scratched our pug-niece’s eyeball & she now has a corneal ulcer the size of the entire front of her eye. we’re paying for most of her care, & it’s adding up VERY quickly (already over $1k in less than 3 days).
if you have even $10 to spare, I’d be so grateful.
Klaban.yeg@gmail.com
if you have even $10 to spare, I’d be so grateful.
Klaban.yeg@gmail.com
March 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
well, my cat scratched our pug-niece’s eyeball & she now has a corneal ulcer the size of the entire front of her eye. we’re paying for most of her care, & it’s adding up VERY quickly (already over $1k in less than 3 days).
if you have even $10 to spare, I’d be so grateful.
Klaban.yeg@gmail.com
if you have even $10 to spare, I’d be so grateful.
Klaban.yeg@gmail.com
thanks to my friend Laura for this beautiful photo!
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
thanks to my friend Laura for this beautiful photo!
in case you were wondering
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
in case you were wondering
me every evening,
except that I am v v v big
except that I am v v v big
January 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
me every evening,
except that I am v v v big
except that I am v v v big
what did you eat?
January 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what did you eat?
my niece, Bridget 🩷
January 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my niece, Bridget 🩷
heads up to my fellow Alberta and/or Canada friends, you can have your own copy of these stickers if you visit:
tigertailshop.com
tigertailshop.com
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
heads up to my fellow Alberta and/or Canada friends, you can have your own copy of these stickers if you visit:
tigertailshop.com
tigertailshop.com
my baby (who turns 10 in March 🤯) looks so good with our cat gallery wall & trinket display in the background!
December 26, 2024 at 10:44 PM
my baby (who turns 10 in March 🤯) looks so good with our cat gallery wall & trinket display in the background!