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Andrew
@zero-gravitas.bsky.social
Cantankerous Scottish/doric loon. Data engineer and sometimes animator. Semi-professional hater of the generative "AI" grift.
Pinned
Neoliberal think tank but they just publish bits from the Ferengi Rules of Aquisition.
I am excited to announce that I have awarded myself the inaugural Sainsburys' Chocolate Coin Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Imagine concluding that there's no connection between massive social and wealth inequality, mass surveillance, unregulated social media and AI, and just the overall state of society as a whole, and poor mental health... no, it's all "overdiagnosed," apparently.

Wes Streeting can get fucked.
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I can't think of anything less likely to cause a bad trip than having to look at Jimmy Beast's soulless husk eyes and inhuman, insincere grin.
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Is this platform still massively against self-inflicted brain atrophy, or has it moved towards prompt-fondling acceptance?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Windows 11 (work laptop, don't @Linux me) constantly repins CoPilot to my task bar. 2-3 times a day.

Now, if I unpinned any other software, I can guarantee that it'd stay that way.

Some gormless prompt-fondling cunt at Microsoft is determined to shovel their slop onto me. Fuck off.
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Finishing up some #animation shots.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Forgot to put coffee grounds into the machine this morning, and I returned to the kitchen to be greeted by a hot jug of slightly opaque water. Mmm.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Yet another excellent column.

Billionaires are only amassing such wealth and power in order to dominate you. They're not your pals.
Welcome to the Oligarchy

Why Musk’s $1trillion pay deal heralds a dark and dystopian future unless we bring the super-rich to heel

If we don’t deal with the billionaires, sooner or later they’re going to deal with us

My column in @heraldscotland.bsky.social

www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
Welcome to the Oligarchy: Musk’s obscene $1 trillion deal heralds a dark new era
Nobody needs more personal wealth than the average nation. It’s time that we brought the super-rich to heel before it’s too late, our Writer at…
www.heraldscotland.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Temu Rorschach would like a word.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
A wee bit of Friday #animation, really pushing the boat out with gestures in tandem with speech.
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Benefits of AI bubble implosion, part 1 of ∞:

- Abandoned AI Datacentre urban Explorer videos
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
People are willingly atrophying their brains by using AI, and billionaires are cheering them on.
“The elites are ecstatic about imagining a vast, uneducated, and unproductive population forced to pay companies like OpenAI to access the written word and to approximate thought.”
We Used to Read Things in This Country | Noah McCormack
Technology changes us—and it is currently changing us for the worse.
thebaffler.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Trump admin declares war on terrifying new terror group Auntifa.
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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you know when I was wee "that's Irish" was widely used to mean stupid or backwards but they've just elected their head of state while we're stuck with a weird old guy putting his paedo brother up in a 30 room palace after their mum bunged him off with 12 million quid they took from us without asking
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
SBF to get a pardon next. Guarantee it.
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Still buzzin'
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Disclaimer: any resemblance to technology that allows instantaneous travel to other planets is completely coincidental.

Expect instantaneous travel to a world filled with piss-tinged AI slop and psychosis victims.
OpenAI, Oracle And Vantage Data Centers Announce Stargate Data Center Site In Wisconsin; Vantage To Invest Over $15 Billion In Port Washington
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
2 gigs in a week.. I suppose of all the early-mid life crises I could have, this is among the most harmless.
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Niche post, but the best post.
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM