Andrew
@zero-gravitas.bsky.social
Cantankerous Scottish/doric loon. Data engineer and sometimes animator. Semi-professional hater of the generative "AI" grift.
That this even had to be said is equal parts depressing and absurd.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
That this even had to be said is equal parts depressing and absurd.
Those herbal brain supplements he hawks really work wonders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Those herbal brain supplements he hawks really work wonders.
A footnote on the wikipedia page of "To Catch a Predator."
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A footnote on the wikipedia page of "To Catch a Predator."
One star is the threshold for "so bad it's good" qualification. See also: Birdemic, anything by Neil Breen, and Samurai Cop.
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
One star is the threshold for "so bad it's good" qualification. See also: Birdemic, anything by Neil Breen, and Samurai Cop.
Can't wait to chuck my jacket in the coat bath after a long day at the office.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can't wait to chuck my jacket in the coat bath after a long day at the office.
"I tried to make art, but I have no patience for the learning or practice necessary, so I'm just going to use the tools of tech oligarchs to steal art from everyone else.
P.S. I am the victim here waaaaaaah."
P.S. I am the victim here waaaaaaah."
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"I tried to make art, but I have no patience for the learning or practice necessary, so I'm just going to use the tools of tech oligarchs to steal art from everyone else.
P.S. I am the victim here waaaaaaah."
P.S. I am the victim here waaaaaaah."
"AI is the future, and you all need to get over it and embrace it and let it violate and kill your kids, you bunch of luddites."
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"AI is the future, and you all need to get over it and embrace it and let it violate and kill your kids, you bunch of luddites."
You're just trying to drink tea and watch GI Joe PSA parodies, and Jimmy Beast keeps trying to workshop horrible ideas for torturing humans for content and it's really fucking harshing your trip.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You're just trying to drink tea and watch GI Joe PSA parodies, and Jimmy Beast keeps trying to workshop horrible ideas for torturing humans for content and it's really fucking harshing your trip.
A prolific breather of mold.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A prolific breather of mold.
"Cognition" implies understanding... LLMs don't understand anything.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Cognition" implies understanding... LLMs don't understand anything.
I assume they're taking MAGAt Christofascist money.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I assume they're taking MAGAt Christofascist money.
Supply side Jesus endorses this position.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Supply side Jesus endorses this position.
Nominative determinism disproven once again.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nominative determinism disproven once again.
Usually, the only option is "something something butternut squash." 🤢
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Usually, the only option is "something something butternut squash." 🤢
Brainless, prompt-fondling freaks.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Brainless, prompt-fondling freaks.
The grown-ups are in charge, etc.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The grown-ups are in charge, etc.
Generally, I'm against self-inflicted brain atrophy. But if you prefer to substitute thought for prompt fondling, have at it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Generally, I'm against self-inflicted brain atrophy. But if you prefer to substitute thought for prompt fondling, have at it.
"Prompt Fondler" is more apt.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"Prompt Fondler" is more apt.
Fuuuuuck.
Ooooooooffffff.
Ooooooooffffff.
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Fuuuuuck.
Ooooooooffffff.
Ooooooooffffff.
Work laptop with absolutely zero admin privileges.
Though I've been tempted to rock the boat and put in a service request to uninstall CoPilot...
Though I've been tempted to rock the boat and put in a service request to uninstall CoPilot...
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Work laptop with absolutely zero admin privileges.
Though I've been tempted to rock the boat and put in a service request to uninstall CoPilot...
Though I've been tempted to rock the boat and put in a service request to uninstall CoPilot...