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Andrew
@zero-gravitas.bsky.social
Cantankerous Scottish/doric loon. Data engineer and sometimes animator. Semi-professional hater of the generative "AI" grift.
I am excited to announce that I have awarded myself the inaugural Sainsburys' Chocolate Coin Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fuuuuuck.
Ooooooooffffff.
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Finishing up some #animation shots.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Gone down a rabbit hole... pun intended.
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A wee bit of Friday #animation, really pushing the boat out with gestures in tandem with speech.
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why does she sound like Mrs. Featherbottom?
October 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Crime is legal now.
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I sleep in a WiFi enabled, $4000, subscription water bed. Do you?
October 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Still buzzin'
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
2 gigs in a week.. I suppose of all the early-mid life crises I could have, this is among the most harmless.
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Mclusky blew Glasgow away last night.
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You're writing this all down? Good. So, as I was saying, I chose my shitty truck over my wife, and now the only companionship I have is an AI chatbot plugged into the dashboard.
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
@stitzch.bsky.social look what you've gone and made me do
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Unsolicited Rik pic.
October 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This fella walks my daughter to the door before she goes to school every morning.
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Bugger.
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pulled up the tatty auld carpet on the stairs, and there's OG hardwood under there from circa late 1800's.

Plans to recarpet are hereby scrapped, and the paint is getting removed.
October 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM