Idk, living on a boat might be cool

This would work on me

Me: This would fix me

My orchi surgeon: We don't like to call it that

QT🥧

I stopped smoking weed and started going to the gym so I am still just... perpetually hungry

Ghosting dudes just to feel something

I will always repost vampire jokes even if they suck

YOU GUYS LOOKITTTTT

I stand by this thought.

dating Magneton would be neat, he could use his powers to gently tug your nipple piercings at any time.

I’m getting emotional thinking about cats again

“God gives His toughest battles to His strongest soldiers” huh sounds lame. He should give them cuddles instead. Like wrap them up in a blanket like a burrito and give them cuddles. That seems better.

Sending my sweet princess off to get his ass obliterated.

So cute.

Probably should take a short nap.

Not sure.

What would “Hey Arnold” do?

"Mirror, Mirror" is one of the most fun episodes of TOS and I've watched it a million times. Subsequent mirror universe trips have been hit and miss, but so it goes. "Crossover" in DS9 and "Into the Mirror Darkly" on Enterprise are two favourites, though. (Also "The Emperor's New Cloak" on DS9.)

I’ll never beat the clown princess allegations ✨

I’m starting to feel funny again for the first time in years,
like, making people laugh and often is my jam
i like lighting them up like that.

this paradox of love yourself but don’t be selfish
just love everything and spare the algebra ✨

Everyone tells me to do it for myself
There’s no such thing. So do you mean do it because it feels good? What if doing it for them feels better?