DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
@dna50505.bsky.social
Content Creator, Graphic Designer, Imagination Fabrication type person. Employed somewhere. Animals, Nature, French Fries, Classic Horror Movies and all things Halloween are sacred to me.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
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This includes the Democrats too. Get the old school dems the hell outta office & get real people that will work for us, not their stock portfolios & uber wealthy donors.
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
This includes the Democrats too. Get the old school dems the hell outta office & get real people that will work for us, not their stock portfolios & uber wealthy donors.
Happy Friday the 13th!
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Happy Friday the 13th!
Some serious doomposting going on tonight…
Maybe it’s time to get in the jacuzzi of positivity.
Maybe it’s time to get in the jacuzzi of positivity.
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Some serious doomposting going on tonight…
Maybe it’s time to get in the jacuzzi of positivity.
Maybe it’s time to get in the jacuzzi of positivity.
Congratulations Chuck Schick!!!
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Congratulations Chuck Schick!!!
I’m guessing he’s still alive.
🍊👎
I’ll check again tomorrow.
🍊👎
I’ll check again tomorrow.
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I’m guessing he’s still alive.
🍊👎
I’ll check again tomorrow.
🍊👎
I’ll check again tomorrow.
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gonna eat a pizza today. if you even care
February 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
gonna eat a pizza today. if you even care
I think only famous people get the Bluesky badge…
…but how do they know I’m NOT famous?
…but how do they know I’m NOT famous?
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I think only famous people get the Bluesky badge…
…but how do they know I’m NOT famous?
…but how do they know I’m NOT famous?
I still haven’t gotten my Bluesky Starter Pack in the mail.
I was going to trade my friend a Charizard for the holographic foil DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp card.
I was going to trade my friend a Charizard for the holographic foil DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp card.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I still haven’t gotten my Bluesky Starter Pack in the mail.
I was going to trade my friend a Charizard for the holographic foil DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp card.
I was going to trade my friend a Charizard for the holographic foil DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp card.
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Arlington, Texas.
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Arlington, Texas.
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I cleaned the kitchen, including the cast iron pan.
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I cleaned the kitchen, including the cast iron pan.
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On the live ratings scoreboard:
Bad Bunny (NFL) 128,200,000
Kid Rock (Toilet Paper USA) 6,100,000
It's a final. A ratio of Bad Bunny over TPUSA of 21 : 1
MAGA? That's a big big L. Wear it proudly. You suck.
Bad Bunny (NFL) 128,200,000
Kid Rock (Toilet Paper USA) 6,100,000
It's a final. A ratio of Bad Bunny over TPUSA of 21 : 1
MAGA? That's a big big L. Wear it proudly. You suck.
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
On the live ratings scoreboard:
Bad Bunny (NFL) 128,200,000
Kid Rock (Toilet Paper USA) 6,100,000
It's a final. A ratio of Bad Bunny over TPUSA of 21 : 1
MAGA? That's a big big L. Wear it proudly. You suck.
Bad Bunny (NFL) 128,200,000
Kid Rock (Toilet Paper USA) 6,100,000
It's a final. A ratio of Bad Bunny over TPUSA of 21 : 1
MAGA? That's a big big L. Wear it proudly. You suck.
I just had bacon and I would have more of it, if it were available.
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I just had bacon and I would have more of it, if it were available.
My documentary on used Q-Tips has surpassed “Melania“ by several millions.
February 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My documentary on used Q-Tips has surpassed “Melania“ by several millions.
I support anything that annoys conservatives.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I support anything that annoys conservatives.
The people like it when I “get down”.
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The people like it when I “get down”.
I drove a car to a destination today.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I drove a car to a destination today.
I was thirsty so I had a beverage.
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I was thirsty so I had a beverage.
Don’t forget to watch the super bowls this weekend.
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Don’t forget to watch the super bowls this weekend.
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Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
opalescent fluids
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
opalescent fluids
AOL Trial CD
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
AOL Trial CD
Molecular Bonding
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Molecular Bonding
"Let's do it for Johnny"
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
"Let's do it for Johnny"