DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
@dna50505.bsky.social
Content Creator, Graphic Designer, Imagination Fabrication type person. Employed somewhere. Animals, Nature, French Fries, Classic Horror Movies and all things Halloween are sacred to me.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
I would check and see who blocked me but I’m already depressed enough.
Have they legalized magic mushrooms yet?
I have an easier time finding gold than those.
Have they legalized magic mushrooms yet?
I have an easier time finding gold than those.
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I would check and see who blocked me but I’m already depressed enough.
Have they legalized magic mushrooms yet?
I have an easier time finding gold than those.
Have they legalized magic mushrooms yet?
I have an easier time finding gold than those.
What?
What’s that!?!?
Somebody is calling out my name from the other room.
Ummmm…I gotta go.
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!
What’s that!?!?
Somebody is calling out my name from the other room.
Ummmm…I gotta go.
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
What?
What’s that!?!?
Somebody is calling out my name from the other room.
Ummmm…I gotta go.
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!
What’s that!?!?
Somebody is calling out my name from the other room.
Ummmm…I gotta go.
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!
Sorry… I’m just not in the mood to read posts about Epstein.
Give me the good old days when we used to make fun of Trump!
Give me the good old days when we used to make fun of Trump!
February 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Sorry… I’m just not in the mood to read posts about Epstein.
Give me the good old days when we used to make fun of Trump!
Give me the good old days when we used to make fun of Trump!
Let’s take down the giant mural in the lobby.
I will be replacing it with my artwork.
Doors will be locked until noon-ish tomorrow. Then closed again at 1pm.
I’m not running a business here or anything.
I will be replacing it with my artwork.
Doors will be locked until noon-ish tomorrow. Then closed again at 1pm.
I’m not running a business here or anything.
February 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Let’s take down the giant mural in the lobby.
I will be replacing it with my artwork.
Doors will be locked until noon-ish tomorrow. Then closed again at 1pm.
I’m not running a business here or anything.
I will be replacing it with my artwork.
Doors will be locked until noon-ish tomorrow. Then closed again at 1pm.
I’m not running a business here or anything.
Well, I guess since no one is here, I’ll do a little redecoration.
Let me start with the logo first.
I’m going to get rid of a lot of the chairs so there’s more room. I think it will really open the room up.
Let me start with the logo first.
I’m going to get rid of a lot of the chairs so there’s more room. I think it will really open the room up.
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Well, I guess since no one is here, I’ll do a little redecoration.
Let me start with the logo first.
I’m going to get rid of a lot of the chairs so there’s more room. I think it will really open the room up.
Let me start with the logo first.
I’m going to get rid of a lot of the chairs so there’s more room. I think it will really open the room up.
Did everyone block me?
(Knocking on my tablet screen)
Hello? HELLO!??
(Knocking on my tablet screen)
Hello? HELLO!??
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Did everyone block me?
(Knocking on my tablet screen)
Hello? HELLO!??
(Knocking on my tablet screen)
Hello? HELLO!??
Star Wars was ok when Spock was on it.
February 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Star Wars was ok when Spock was on it.
See…
I just posted my bank account numbers and I didn’t even get one like.
I just posted my bank account numbers and I didn’t even get one like.
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
See…
I just posted my bank account numbers and I didn’t even get one like.
I just posted my bank account numbers and I didn’t even get one like.
Every social media platform I’ve been on is never short on words.
No action at all, but by golly, we’re ready to pounce with words and negativity.
No action at all, but by golly, we’re ready to pounce with words and negativity.
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Every social media platform I’ve been on is never short on words.
No action at all, but by golly, we’re ready to pounce with words and negativity.
No action at all, but by golly, we’re ready to pounce with words and negativity.
I think the whole Epstein thing won’t do anything to get the orange orangutan out of the White House.
A couple years ago it was “Jack Smith” this and “Jack Smith” that.
What a big nothing burger.
The only thing that’s going to get him out is natural causes sadly.
A couple years ago it was “Jack Smith” this and “Jack Smith” that.
What a big nothing burger.
The only thing that’s going to get him out is natural causes sadly.
February 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I think the whole Epstein thing won’t do anything to get the orange orangutan out of the White House.
A couple years ago it was “Jack Smith” this and “Jack Smith” that.
What a big nothing burger.
The only thing that’s going to get him out is natural causes sadly.
A couple years ago it was “Jack Smith” this and “Jack Smith” that.
What a big nothing burger.
The only thing that’s going to get him out is natural causes sadly.
Although you can’t blame people.
The name “Epstein” seems to appear in my timeline constantly.
I would hate to mute that name…if I do I might not get any action on my timeline.
The name “Epstein” seems to appear in my timeline constantly.
I would hate to mute that name…if I do I might not get any action on my timeline.
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Although you can’t blame people.
The name “Epstein” seems to appear in my timeline constantly.
I would hate to mute that name…if I do I might not get any action on my timeline.
The name “Epstein” seems to appear in my timeline constantly.
I would hate to mute that name…if I do I might not get any action on my timeline.
Must be all the political talk and crap.
February 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Must be all the political talk and crap.
Oh Bluesky.
Everyone left.
Where did they go?
Everyone left.
Where did they go?
February 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Oh Bluesky.
Everyone left.
Where did they go?
Everyone left.
Where did they go?
Wow.
I thought echo chambers were supposed to have…echoes.
I thought echo chambers were supposed to have…echoes.
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wow.
I thought echo chambers were supposed to have…echoes.
I thought echo chambers were supposed to have…echoes.
Yeah, me too!
How’s Terry doin’?
How’s Terry doin’?
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Yeah, me too!
How’s Terry doin’?
How’s Terry doin’?
Maria Menounos don’t eat no clam chowder.
February 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Maria Menounos don’t eat no clam chowder.
What angered Steve wasn’t the poisoned Capt Crunch or even the fact that the box had been left open in the first place.
No, Steve was furious with Fred not cleaning the dryer lint trap again.
A two inch layer of fuzz and cat hair was caked on the dented screen.
No, Steve was furious with Fred not cleaning the dryer lint trap again.
A two inch layer of fuzz and cat hair was caked on the dented screen.
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What angered Steve wasn’t the poisoned Capt Crunch or even the fact that the box had been left open in the first place.
No, Steve was furious with Fred not cleaning the dryer lint trap again.
A two inch layer of fuzz and cat hair was caked on the dented screen.
No, Steve was furious with Fred not cleaning the dryer lint trap again.
A two inch layer of fuzz and cat hair was caked on the dented screen.
So, he took the milk and poured it over the stale Peanut Butter Cap’t Crunch.
The box had been left open by Fred last week and the ants had been working their way to the bottom.
Steve just sprayed the bag in the box with Raid and didn’t notice the chemical taste as he ate it.
The box had been left open by Fred last week and the ants had been working their way to the bottom.
Steve just sprayed the bag in the box with Raid and didn’t notice the chemical taste as he ate it.
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
So, he took the milk and poured it over the stale Peanut Butter Cap’t Crunch.
The box had been left open by Fred last week and the ants had been working their way to the bottom.
Steve just sprayed the bag in the box with Raid and didn’t notice the chemical taste as he ate it.
The box had been left open by Fred last week and the ants had been working their way to the bottom.
Steve just sprayed the bag in the box with Raid and didn’t notice the chemical taste as he ate it.
No one is paying attention…post whatever you want…
February 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
No one is paying attention…post whatever you want…
I’m sorry…were you posting something?
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I’m sorry…were you posting something?
I ate dinner.
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I ate dinner.
Olympic figure skaters are not very lumpy.
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Olympic figure skaters are not very lumpy.
<—— Not ready for prime time posting.
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
<—— Not ready for prime time posting.
Good God, Man!
Are you intoxicated?!?
Are you intoxicated?!?
February 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Good God, Man!
Are you intoxicated?!?
Are you intoxicated?!?