DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
@dna50505.bsky.social
Content Creator, Graphic Designer, Imagination Fabrication type person. Employed somewhere. Animals, Nature, French Fries, Classic Horror Movies and all things Halloween are sacred to me.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
Blue. Blue. Blue.
I WON’T be accused of licking doughnuts and putting them back in the box, dammit!
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I WON’T be accused of licking doughnuts and putting them back in the box, dammit!
The last time I played pinball I actually played Asteroids instead.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The last time I played pinball I actually played Asteroids instead.
I’m not a pinball wizard.
Usually I lose the ball within a few seconds.
Usually I lose the ball within a few seconds.
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m not a pinball wizard.
Usually I lose the ball within a few seconds.
Usually I lose the ball within a few seconds.
Cheese sticks
Eurythmics
Philips-head screwdriver
Eurythmics
Philips-head screwdriver
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Cheese sticks
Eurythmics
Philips-head screwdriver
Eurythmics
Philips-head screwdriver
Call me antisocial, but I sure don’t like being social.
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Call me antisocial, but I sure don’t like being social.
Sometimes I have to turn my noise-canceling earphones up high to drown out the daily gabfest spewing forth from my surrounding office mates.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sometimes I have to turn my noise-canceling earphones up high to drown out the daily gabfest spewing forth from my surrounding office mates.
That post contains an acronym that I don’t recognize.
I think it’s made up.
I think it’s made up.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That post contains an acronym that I don’t recognize.
I think it’s made up.
I think it’s made up.
Out with the old and in with the new, as they say.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Out with the old and in with the new, as they say.
Why is Schumer still in charge of anything?
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Why is Schumer still in charge of anything?
Thanks Schumer.
Great job caving in.
Great job caving in.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Thanks Schumer.
Great job caving in.
Great job caving in.
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Look, that series made me who I am today
92. Oooh, here’s a good one: when I was a kid I thought the Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown series were important books that everyone read and that you needed to know in detail to be an educated person
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Look, that series made me who I am today
How very unrealistic and suspect of certain “Christian” men wanting to put a total ban on porn.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How very unrealistic and suspect of certain “Christian” men wanting to put a total ban on porn.
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One healthy step ahead for society would be for many to stop pretending they don't watch porn, so thus we can treat sex work like the real job it actually is.
And I'd place any bet those who condemn porn are its most frequent users.
And I'd place any bet those who condemn porn are its most frequent users.
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
One healthy step ahead for society would be for many to stop pretending they don't watch porn, so thus we can treat sex work like the real job it actually is.
And I'd place any bet those who condemn porn are its most frequent users.
And I'd place any bet those who condemn porn are its most frequent users.
Me on a street corner:
“Get your melancholy!
Get your ice cold melancholy here!”
“Get your melancholy!
Get your ice cold melancholy here!”
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me on a street corner:
“Get your melancholy!
Get your ice cold melancholy here!”
“Get your melancholy!
Get your ice cold melancholy here!”
🎶 Happy Anniversary,
Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary,
HAAAAPY ANNIVERSARY!🎶
I should win a Grammy originally intended for Taylor Swift.
Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary,
HAAAAPY ANNIVERSARY!🎶
I should win a Grammy originally intended for Taylor Swift.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
🎶 Happy Anniversary,
Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary,
HAAAAPY ANNIVERSARY!🎶
I should win a Grammy originally intended for Taylor Swift.
Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary,
HAAAAPY ANNIVERSARY!🎶
I should win a Grammy originally intended for Taylor Swift.
Time for to eat lunch.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Time for to eat lunch.
My imaginary daughter approves.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My imaginary daughter approves.
The newest movie release from Paramount:
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The newest movie release from Paramount:
That’s it!
I’m calling the police.
I’m calling the police.
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That’s it!
I’m calling the police.
I’m calling the police.
I might “call out sick” for this Thanksgiving dinner. I don’t need the crowd.
I’m serious.
I’d rather eat a rice cake in peace and quiet rather than get a monster headache from all the conversational chicanery.
LOL
(Better Call Saul reference)
I’m serious.
I’d rather eat a rice cake in peace and quiet rather than get a monster headache from all the conversational chicanery.
LOL
(Better Call Saul reference)
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I might “call out sick” for this Thanksgiving dinner. I don’t need the crowd.
I’m serious.
I’d rather eat a rice cake in peace and quiet rather than get a monster headache from all the conversational chicanery.
LOL
(Better Call Saul reference)
I’m serious.
I’d rather eat a rice cake in peace and quiet rather than get a monster headache from all the conversational chicanery.
LOL
(Better Call Saul reference)
Not to mention, the Thanksgiving guests that decide they are going to stay as late as possible.
The hosts are cleaning up dishes and getting the vacuum out, trying their best to drop hints that it’s time to go and this yahoo wants to brag about how they can take apart an engine in under 2 hours.
The hosts are cleaning up dishes and getting the vacuum out, trying their best to drop hints that it’s time to go and this yahoo wants to brag about how they can take apart an engine in under 2 hours.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not to mention, the Thanksgiving guests that decide they are going to stay as late as possible.
The hosts are cleaning up dishes and getting the vacuum out, trying their best to drop hints that it’s time to go and this yahoo wants to brag about how they can take apart an engine in under 2 hours.
The hosts are cleaning up dishes and getting the vacuum out, trying their best to drop hints that it’s time to go and this yahoo wants to brag about how they can take apart an engine in under 2 hours.
The extroverts took over what was going to be a quiet Thanksgiving dinner.
I’ll be surrounded by people I’ve never met asking me what I do for a living (which is a FAKE question that allows them to ramble on for 30 minutes about what Kendra said to piss off John at work).
I’ll be surrounded by people I’ve never met asking me what I do for a living (which is a FAKE question that allows them to ramble on for 30 minutes about what Kendra said to piss off John at work).
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The extroverts took over what was going to be a quiet Thanksgiving dinner.
I’ll be surrounded by people I’ve never met asking me what I do for a living (which is a FAKE question that allows them to ramble on for 30 minutes about what Kendra said to piss off John at work).
I’ll be surrounded by people I’ve never met asking me what I do for a living (which is a FAKE question that allows them to ramble on for 30 minutes about what Kendra said to piss off John at work).
The extroverts took over what was going to be a quiet Thanksgiving dinner.
Now it’s turned into a huge event to be filled with people in the kitchen preparing their traditional “Recipe for Ultimate Sweet Potatoes”. There will be many people yelling at a TV, cheering for obscure football teams.
Now it’s turned into a huge event to be filled with people in the kitchen preparing their traditional “Recipe for Ultimate Sweet Potatoes”. There will be many people yelling at a TV, cheering for obscure football teams.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The extroverts took over what was going to be a quiet Thanksgiving dinner.
Now it’s turned into a huge event to be filled with people in the kitchen preparing their traditional “Recipe for Ultimate Sweet Potatoes”. There will be many people yelling at a TV, cheering for obscure football teams.
Now it’s turned into a huge event to be filled with people in the kitchen preparing their traditional “Recipe for Ultimate Sweet Potatoes”. There will be many people yelling at a TV, cheering for obscure football teams.
My extroverted extended family members did it again.
It was supposed to be a low-key Thanksgiving dinner at my In-Law’s house, only a few people.
We were going to get a pre-cooked turkey and side dishes.
A relaxing event.
Nice and quiet.
Then the extroverts decided to crash the dinner.
It was supposed to be a low-key Thanksgiving dinner at my In-Law’s house, only a few people.
We were going to get a pre-cooked turkey and side dishes.
A relaxing event.
Nice and quiet.
Then the extroverts decided to crash the dinner.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My extroverted extended family members did it again.
It was supposed to be a low-key Thanksgiving dinner at my In-Law’s house, only a few people.
We were going to get a pre-cooked turkey and side dishes.
A relaxing event.
Nice and quiet.
Then the extroverts decided to crash the dinner.
It was supposed to be a low-key Thanksgiving dinner at my In-Law’s house, only a few people.
We were going to get a pre-cooked turkey and side dishes.
A relaxing event.
Nice and quiet.
Then the extroverts decided to crash the dinner.