Zelena Sage
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Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary.

I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
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Love will save the day
So... He announced to the world they were dead... You are tht commander in chief of your national guard soldiers... How you get the info wrong???
The governor of West Virginia is now walking back his initial post, where he stated two National Guard members died after being shot
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reposted by Zelena Sage
Two West Virginia National Guard members shot Wednesday near the White House have died, the state’s governor said. https://to.pbs.org/3M1cKXU
Two West Virginia National Guard members shot in D.C. have died, the state's governor says
A suspect who was in custody also was shot and has injuries that are not believed to be life-threatening, according to a law enforcement official who spoke to the Associated Press on condition of anon...
www.pbs.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A bunch of the shots appeared to still be getting fired while the men in black uniforms slowly tried to subdue him as the soldiers bled out. You can see many of them standing or walking around and the soldiers were sprinting to try to help their buddies.
Approximately 10 to 15 shots were fired in National Guard shooting.-CBS News
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This big old bitch is the one who sent them there illegally, because let's be clear- they had no business being there!
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Blood on your hands Patrick Morrissey. You sent your troops to DC for no fucking reason and 2 are now dead.

Remember he said “West Virginia is proud to stand with President Trump in his effort to restore pride and beauty to our nation’s capital,” just 3 months ago. Those were his soldiers killed.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They usually don't carefully wrestle a Black shooter to the ground and they brought this person in alive... IJS. Looks like they had plenty reason to give lethal force and this man was actively fighting them and shooting from what I saw.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I mean the way they wrestled him down it almost seemed like they knew the guy. No idea but that is... Something.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
False flags flagging
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Zelena Sage
WASHINGTON (AP) — Suspect is in custody in shooting of National Guard members in Washington, D.C., police say.
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Additional context: National guard has been picking up trash away from their families for months in DC. The court has ruled they shouldn't even be there, but agreed to keep them there an additional 30 days anyway, so as not to cause chaos with a quick exit.

And yet...
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Curious if Kash has figured out how to spin and tamper with the evidence yet.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
App Glitching
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We are right on time for another false flag. Whenever they fuck up bad enough and approval is low, they start doing stupid shit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just means the next round of layoffs hasn't hit yet. Jobs: hold em you got em.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Zelena Sage
I'm suing the USDA over its illegal attempt to cut off SNAP benefits for lawful permanent residents.

As many as 35,000 New Yorkers could lose food assistance and states face billions in unjust penalties.

I’ll always fight to protect access to food for our children and families.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Delivery guy was a stupid fucking snitch. He could have just put 2 and 2 together and called fajita dude and been like "Yo wouldn't it be crazy if your job found out about this meat? Also it would be so weird if some money made it in my account. Might make me forget a whole thing"
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
God, planning invertebrates:
We can probably find you some fancy bones
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My favorite Black man is my daddy. My gosh all I have is endorphins talking to him.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My daddy is giving me THE FAMILY RECIPE for caramel cake
a man is writing on a piece of paper with the word veed.io on the bottom right
ALT: a man is writing on a piece of paper with the word veed.io on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Y'all have been on this man's head for 8 years and I understand why
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What kind of Black women were checking on him? what kind of Black women talked him through getting married to the woman who's parents banned him from holidays???
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
And who will buy their things when we don't have jobs?
"More big companies bet they can still grow without hiring," per WSJ
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Reposted by Zelena Sage
NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My cat killed and brought us a hummingbird and we all flipped out. She literally watched too see if we would eat it, and was looking at us like this when we threw the bird out
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My neighbor's cat is always worrying for me. Dude has brought me 3 snakes and a squirrel so far. He must think me and my family are straight starving.
Cats gift mice and other critters because they assume we're too stupid to hunt 🤷🏾‍♀️
My favorite thing about dogs is the assumption that we cannot take care of our children because they've never seen us lick our young
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM