Zelena Sage
zelenasage.blacksky.app
Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary.

I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
you can see his lips come together like he's about to say "WTF"
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No the fuck you didn't say Ice Cream TWICE😭😭😭
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM