Zelena Sage
zelenasage.blacksky.app
Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary.

I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
Guys. Local coffee. Do them like you do Target. We know Starbucks will cave because they do it every time. They do not have the monopoly on coffee that they want you to think they do. See how easy it is to go somewhere else.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just saw one of these in the woods. I did not know what I was looking at and had to look it up online because how is this not just 3 animals sewn together???

It's an Eastern Fox Squirrel.
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Yes, Beyoncé famously held a gun to Jay's head each time to get him to cheat. Women of all walks of life have famously had to literally force their men to cheat, often through violence. Glad you're calling attention to it I can't imagine anyone disagreeing with these facts you're sharing.
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Over a fucking sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hey ladies y'all ever just
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
All these scenes hit the same for me 🥴🥹
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield," is a kind of heartbreaking episode of Marge trying to fit in with Springfield's upper class.

Marge & that suit!😭🥺 What an episode! I remember later that year I saw a children's pink suit like it at Ross (bizarre lol) & my mom refused to buy it.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
BLACK MEN
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A short story
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yolanda Saldívar, who murdered singer Selena, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Said "oh... anyway"
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Imagine playing poker with this person
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm coming to you as a woman
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Japanese did their big one with Togarashi- I actually carry a bottle with me. I put that shit on everything.
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
you can see his lips come together like he's about to say "WTF"
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
They know their audience because I be ready to blast off when I get a bag of these. All that sugar 🤣🤕
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
No the fuck you didn't say Ice Cream TWICE😭😭😭
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I said what I said- y'all are so fucking stupid
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Did everything but sit on that chair the way you're supposed to 😭
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
IJS she is playing in y'all face
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I feel like she was inspired🥹
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM