Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary.
I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
Guys. Local coffee. Do them like you do Target. We know Starbucks will cave because they do it every time. They do not have the monopoly on coffee that they want you to think they do. See how easy it is to go somewhere else.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Guys. Local coffee. Do them like you do Target. We know Starbucks will cave because they do it every time. They do not have the monopoly on coffee that they want you to think they do. See how easy it is to go somewhere else.
Just saw one of these in the woods. I did not know what I was looking at and had to look it up online because how is this not just 3 animals sewn together???
It's an Eastern Fox Squirrel.
It's an Eastern Fox Squirrel.
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just saw one of these in the woods. I did not know what I was looking at and had to look it up online because how is this not just 3 animals sewn together???
It's an Eastern Fox Squirrel.
It's an Eastern Fox Squirrel.
Yes, Beyoncé famously held a gun to Jay's head each time to get him to cheat. Women of all walks of life have famously had to literally force their men to cheat, often through violence. Glad you're calling attention to it I can't imagine anyone disagreeing with these facts you're sharing.
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yes, Beyoncé famously held a gun to Jay's head each time to get him to cheat. Women of all walks of life have famously had to literally force their men to cheat, often through violence. Glad you're calling attention to it I can't imagine anyone disagreeing with these facts you're sharing.
Over a fucking sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Over a fucking sandwich.
Hey ladies y'all ever just
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hey ladies y'all ever just
All these scenes hit the same for me 🥴🥹
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
All these scenes hit the same for me 🥴🥹
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield," is a kind of heartbreaking episode of Marge trying to fit in with Springfield's upper class.
Marge & that suit!😭🥺 What an episode! I remember later that year I saw a children's pink suit like it at Ross (bizarre lol) & my mom refused to buy it.
Marge & that suit!😭🥺 What an episode! I remember later that year I saw a children's pink suit like it at Ross (bizarre lol) & my mom refused to buy it.
!["Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" is the fourteenth episode of the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on February 4, 1996.[2] In this episode, Marge buys a Chanel suit and, invited to join the Springfield Country Club, becomes obsessed with trying to fit in with Springfield's upper class.
The Simpsons travel to the Ogdenville mall to buy a new television after Grampa breaks their old one. Marge and Lisa visit a discount store, where Marge finds a $2800 Chanel suit on sale for $90. Later Marge encounters an old classmate, Evelyn, at the Kwik-E-Mart. Evelyn is impressed by Marge's fashion sense and invites her to the Springfield Country Club.
Desperately trying to fit in with Evelyn's snobby friends at the club, Marge ignores their catty remarks after she wears the same Chanel suit on each visit. Lisa enjoys horseback riding at the club, but the rest of the family is uncomfortable there. After being trained by Tom Kite, Homer plays golf on the club's greens and learns Waylon Smithers is helping Mr. Burns cheat while caddying for him. In exchange for Homer's silence, Burns agrees to help Marge join the club.
Marge tries to alter her suit for the club membership ceremony, but Lisa annoys her constantly about horses, causing her to snap. After Lisa leaves the room, Marge finishes her dress but accidentally steps on her sewing machine's foot control pedal, destroying it. She's now forced her to buy a new Chanel evening gown. As the family walks toward the party, Marge criticizes everyone else's behavior. When Homer tells the children they should thank her for pointing out how bad they really are, Marge realizes she has changed for the worse. The family skips the party and goes to Krusty Burger instead, unaware that the club has accepted Marge's membership.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jxrt3y6xbbtbus2lnatmhgnj/bafkreigdr6d4zalcmv2xgulz4mvynkori6kn5el3wrqdctz6j66akucw6m@jpeg)
!["Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" is the fourteenth episode of the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on February 4, 1996.[2] In this episode, Marge buys a Chanel suit and, invited to join the Springfield Country Club, becomes obsessed with trying to fit in with Springfield's upper class.
The Simpsons travel to the Ogdenville mall to buy a new television after Grampa breaks their old one. Marge and Lisa visit a discount store, where Marge finds a $2800 Chanel suit on sale for $90. Later Marge encounters an old classmate, Evelyn, at the Kwik-E-Mart. Evelyn is impressed by Marge's fashion sense and invites her to the Springfield Country Club.
Desperately trying to fit in with Evelyn's snobby friends at the club, Marge ignores their catty remarks after she wears the same Chanel suit on each visit. Lisa enjoys horseback riding at the club, but the rest of the family is uncomfortable there. After being trained by Tom Kite, Homer plays golf on the club's greens and learns Waylon Smithers is helping Mr. Burns cheat while caddying for him. In exchange for Homer's silence, Burns agrees to help Marge join the club.
Marge tries to alter her suit for the club membership ceremony, but Lisa annoys her constantly about horses, causing her to snap. After Lisa leaves the room, Marge finishes her dress but accidentally steps on her sewing machine's foot control pedal, destroying it. She's now forced her to buy a new Chanel evening gown. As the family walks toward the party, Marge criticizes everyone else's behavior. When Homer tells the children they should thank her for pointing out how bad they really are, Marge realizes she has changed for the worse. The family skips the party and goes to Krusty Burger instead, unaware that the club has accepted Marge's membership.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jxrt3y6xbbtbus2lnatmhgnj/bafkreiflvifbbyptsljcqdob7loyzbyxzl2ix7xqno5n23ijuu5f7ppj3y@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield," is a kind of heartbreaking episode of Marge trying to fit in with Springfield's upper class.
Marge & that suit!😭🥺 What an episode! I remember later that year I saw a children's pink suit like it at Ross (bizarre lol) & my mom refused to buy it.
Marge & that suit!😭🥺 What an episode! I remember later that year I saw a children's pink suit like it at Ross (bizarre lol) & my mom refused to buy it.
Yolanda Saldívar, who murdered singer Selena, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yolanda Saldívar, who murdered singer Selena, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Said "oh... anyway"
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Said "oh... anyway"
Imagine playing poker with this person
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Imagine playing poker with this person
I'm coming to you as a woman
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm coming to you as a woman
Japanese did their big one with Togarashi- I actually carry a bottle with me. I put that shit on everything.
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Japanese did their big one with Togarashi- I actually carry a bottle with me. I put that shit on everything.
you can see his lips come together like he's about to say "WTF"
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
you can see his lips come together like he's about to say "WTF"
They know their audience because I be ready to blast off when I get a bag of these. All that sugar 🤣🤕
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They know their audience because I be ready to blast off when I get a bag of these. All that sugar 🤣🤕
No the fuck you didn't say Ice Cream TWICE😭😭😭
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No the fuck you didn't say Ice Cream TWICE😭😭😭
I said what I said- y'all are so fucking stupid
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I said what I said- y'all are so fucking stupid
Did everything but sit on that chair the way you're supposed to 😭
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Did everything but sit on that chair the way you're supposed to 😭
IJS she is playing in y'all face
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
IJS she is playing in y'all face
I feel like she was inspired🥹
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I feel like she was inspired🥹