Zee Lala 🧠🌈
@zeelala.bsky.social
Neurodiversity Advocate | ASW | Queer
An absolute ADHDelight
An absolute ADHDelight
Y’all. I’m a sommelier of snacks
January 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Y’all. I’m a sommelier of snacks
Just remembered the time my assistant manager at Starbucks showed me a video from his trip home for Christmas that turned out to be a reaction video of his friends watching 2 girls 1 cup
January 6, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Just remembered the time my assistant manager at Starbucks showed me a video from his trip home for Christmas that turned out to be a reaction video of his friends watching 2 girls 1 cup
I ate a chimichanga and fell asleep at 9 PM only to wake up at 3:30 AM saltier than a lake in Utah. No regrets so far this year but I have notes.
January 2, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I ate a chimichanga and fell asleep at 9 PM only to wake up at 3:30 AM saltier than a lake in Utah. No regrets so far this year but I have notes.
There’s a digital street sign that I pass every day that has a message that’s too long to display all at once so it says,
REMEMBER KIDS SMOKING
and then changes to
THRILLS BUT IT ALSO KILLS
REMEMBER KIDS SMOKING
and then changes to
THRILLS BUT IT ALSO KILLS
January 2, 2024 at 12:35 PM
There’s a digital street sign that I pass every day that has a message that’s too long to display all at once so it says,
REMEMBER KIDS SMOKING
and then changes to
THRILLS BUT IT ALSO KILLS
REMEMBER KIDS SMOKING
and then changes to
THRILLS BUT IT ALSO KILLS
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I asked one of my students what they were doing for winter break and then shared that I was really excited to be going to the Monterey Bay Aquarium that week. They literally rolled their eyes and said “Yeah, all Autistic people love the Monterey Bay Aquarium.” 💀
December 15, 2023 at 10:29 PM
I asked one of my students what they were doing for winter break and then shared that I was really excited to be going to the Monterey Bay Aquarium that week. They literally rolled their eyes and said “Yeah, all Autistic people love the Monterey Bay Aquarium.” 💀
Goated Youth Machine is my future band name
January 1, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Goated Youth Machine is my future band name
Cats love a little sneakin’. So much of my life with cats is pretending I don’t see them slink through doors ahead of or behind me.
Cats HATE expectations
Cats HATE expectations
December 28, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Cats love a little sneakin’. So much of my life with cats is pretending I don’t see them slink through doors ahead of or behind me.
Cats HATE expectations
Cats HATE expectations
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if you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
December 13, 2023 at 7:43 PM
if you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
Why is my cat waiting for the vet like she made this appointment for herself
December 21, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Why is my cat waiting for the vet like she made this appointment for herself
I play a little game with myself where I try to gain 1 new follower for each day I’ve been on here. It’s very lighthearted and does not at all impact my self-worth, haha
December 21, 2023 at 1:45 AM
I play a little game with myself where I try to gain 1 new follower for each day I’ve been on here. It’s very lighthearted and does not at all impact my self-worth, haha
This is why we can’t have nice things**
**cute pictures together
**cute pictures together
December 19, 2023 at 12:22 AM
This is why we can’t have nice things**
**cute pictures together
**cute pictures together
In California you can renew your drivers license by mail unless you’re me, who forgets every time until it’s too late and then has to appear in person at the DMV. #ADHDtax
December 19, 2023 at 12:14 AM
In California you can renew your drivers license by mail unless you’re me, who forgets every time until it’s too late and then has to appear in person at the DMV. #ADHDtax
Who’s got some number of paws and sent me running NAKED into the yard when they escaped this morning???
This guy.
This guy.
December 18, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Who’s got some number of paws and sent me running NAKED into the yard when they escaped this morning???
This guy.
This guy.
Please help me my cat has ennui
December 17, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Please help me my cat has ennui
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[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out
October 20, 2023 at 2:03 AM
[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out
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New front porch mat text just dropped.
November 29, 2023 at 1:53 PM
New front porch mat text just dropped.
trying hard to respect her autonomy but I still put a limit on screen time
December 17, 2023 at 2:39 AM
trying hard to respect her autonomy but I still put a limit on screen time
Haha nice. Wait…. Fuck.
December 17, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Haha nice. Wait…. Fuck.
My cat sneezed in my roommate’s window and there’s a perfect starburst of cat mucus on the glass. We don’t call her the scuzz gremlin for nothing 😅
December 16, 2023 at 11:35 PM
My cat sneezed in my roommate’s window and there’s a perfect starburst of cat mucus on the glass. We don’t call her the scuzz gremlin for nothing 😅
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
I throw posts out into bsky like coins into a wishing well. My wish is for attention but to never be perceived.
December 16, 2023 at 8:06 PM
I throw posts out into bsky like coins into a wishing well. My wish is for attention but to never be perceived.
I’m glad that the consensus among the tattoo community is that Mothman can get it
December 16, 2023 at 4:29 AM
I’m glad that the consensus among the tattoo community is that Mothman can get it
To the tune of “Chocolate Rain”: Sinus paaaaaiin 🤧
December 16, 2023 at 1:54 AM
To the tune of “Chocolate Rain”: Sinus paaaaaiin 🤧