#FFF #FinishedForFriday 🧶 Crocheted Feathers McGraw with Cunning Disguise finished in time for Christmas!

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of unique Christmas gift ideas.
gailmyerscough.co.uk

Today’s poem is considered to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus. It’s called ‘The Caveman’s Lament’.

Freddie 😻

During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes.
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

Friends! The Cones will be coming off today, so please enjoy a final compilation of ‘Malcy, Baby Dog & The Coneheads’. This episode in their lives will be over, and we’ll be moving on to their first Catio and their first Christmas. So much for us all to look forward to! (Full video on X/Instagram)

Greggsggg Walllace lawyers have clarified that their client has been taken out of context 'when he said a "handful" of women what he meant was Wahay! Handful! PHWOARR, You don't get many of them to the pound eh, eh! Handful Eh!'

#FoxOfTheDay 🦊

Rescue Foxes Finnegan and Dixie having a little chuckle at Save A Fox rescue sanctuary.

🎦 Credit: Save A Fox.

#WildlifePhotography #Wildlife #Foxes

Pretty much every other email I get from the Telegraph is about how to avoid tax more effectively.

As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚

Today's Poll: If you were offered a job at one of these large firms, and had to take one, which'd you be happiest to take? (Same job, same pay, same conditions)

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/zttRdf/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Betting firm
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/zttRdf/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Oil/Gas producer
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/zttRdf/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Tobacco firm
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/zttRdf/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Debt collector

📊 Show results

How’s this for a #Christmas present idea?
Personalise these prints and notebooks with any text of your choice - it could be song lyrics, a film quote, a line from your favourite TV show, poetry - it's your call!
gailmyerscough.co.uk/personalise-it

Rogue 1: ‘Right, let’s go over the plan again—I’ll follow the target…’

Rogue 2 and 3: ‘We distract the target…’

Rogue 4: ‘I’ll backstab the target…’

Rogue 5: ‘So we can steal the target’s milk…’

Rogue 1: ‘After, we all meet back here to enjoy our spoils—let’s go to work!’

Help, my cats are the band Sparks

Do you need some inspiration for #Christmas gifts?
There's loads of unique ideas in my shop.
Have a look www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...

I’m not going to tell anyone how to do Bluesky, but I would like to encourage the following:

- Repost stuff you find interesting/entertaining - help others to find the good people to follow
- repost small creatives who you like who are trying to plug their work

Been seeing a lot of great profile pics/author photos on here—some fancy, some classic, some funny. That said, remember that the best author photo belongs to Thomas Harris and Bruce, a rescued possum.

Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.

That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂

First post on here, so let’s give it a try.
I’m Lilith, a concept artist. I find peace in drawing lines and stippling, but especially in writing down the time. My current project called “Now”, consists in writing every second of one year. This can take up to 60 years before to be completed.

I’m on here. Until some rocket-building nobhead comes along and spoils it.

Lots of people still pouring in it seems - yaaay and welcome 👋

If books are your thing, then you might find my bookish starter pack of use

go.bsky.app/518dS5X