Zak Whyte
@zakman86.bsky.social
Retired USAF. Cybersecurity Professional. MTG Player. Honorary #bolasgang member. Pro Wrestling/SD Padres fan. Probably Neurodivergent. linktr.ee/zakman86
I'm kind of at the point where I would rather do non-Magic things with my Magic friends, if we're speaking frankly.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm kind of at the point where I would rather do non-Magic things with my Magic friends, if we're speaking frankly.
It's almost like I enjoy using the word fuck, go figure
@zakman86.bsky.social has swears! They've used 428 profanities in their last 4,690 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (113 times)
🥈 "fuck" (87 times)
🥉 "shit" (49 times)
🥇 "fucking" (113 times)
🥈 "fuck" (87 times)
🥉 "shit" (49 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's almost like I enjoy using the word fuck, go figure
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
Introduce yourself with (4, because I haven't been to 5) concerts you've seen:
Taylor Swift (Reputation tour)
Godsmack/Halestorm
Five Finger Death Punch/Breaking Benjamin
Metallica/Limp Bizkit/Ice Nine Kills/Suicidal Tendencies/Pantera
Taylor Swift (Reputation tour)
Godsmack/Halestorm
Five Finger Death Punch/Breaking Benjamin
Metallica/Limp Bizkit/Ice Nine Kills/Suicidal Tendencies/Pantera
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Ani DiFranco
Aesop Rock
The Dresden Dolls
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Mogwai
Ani DiFranco
Aesop Rock
The Dresden Dolls
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Mogwai
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
VAST
Billy Idol
Lady Gaga
Twin Temple
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
VAST
Billy Idol
Lady Gaga
Twin Temple
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Introduce yourself with (4, because I haven't been to 5) concerts you've seen:
Taylor Swift (Reputation tour)
Godsmack/Halestorm
Five Finger Death Punch/Breaking Benjamin
Metallica/Limp Bizkit/Ice Nine Kills/Suicidal Tendencies/Pantera
Taylor Swift (Reputation tour)
Godsmack/Halestorm
Five Finger Death Punch/Breaking Benjamin
Metallica/Limp Bizkit/Ice Nine Kills/Suicidal Tendencies/Pantera
Every time I see a Post Malone performance I just want him to be wearing the 1/1 One Ring as a necklace.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Every time I see a Post Malone performance I just want him to be wearing the 1/1 One Ring as a necklace.
Best Wankpanzer is a totaled Wankpanzer
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Best Wankpanzer is a totaled Wankpanzer
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Hi. I'm Steph.
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hi. I'm Steph.
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
I like Black Friday.
(For the sickos)
(For the sickos)
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I like Black Friday.
(For the sickos)
(For the sickos)
I got an E-mail today about the Final Fantasy Scene Boxes that I had completely forgotten about...
Man, there's some SPICY shit in them
Man, there's some SPICY shit in them
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I got an E-mail today about the Final Fantasy Scene Boxes that I had completely forgotten about...
Man, there's some SPICY shit in them
Man, there's some SPICY shit in them
Continental Classic lineup is a banger
Mox is getting bagged by the end of it
Mox is getting bagged by the end of it
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Continental Classic lineup is a banger
Mox is getting bagged by the end of it
Mox is getting bagged by the end of it
You will be visited by three spirits.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
"a former White House aide with no prior prosecutorial experience" says it all, lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"a former White House aide with no prior prosecutorial experience" says it all, lol
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More people in your life than you are probably aware of go about their days utterly convinced nobody likes them, and/or that they're a burden to the world around them.
Let's remind our friends, even if it's out of nowhere, that:
- they're important to us
- we value them
- they make our lives better
Let's remind our friends, even if it's out of nowhere, that:
- they're important to us
- we value them
- they make our lives better
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
More people in your life than you are probably aware of go about their days utterly convinced nobody likes them, and/or that they're a burden to the world around them.
Let's remind our friends, even if it's out of nowhere, that:
- they're important to us
- we value them
- they make our lives better
Let's remind our friends, even if it's out of nowhere, that:
- they're important to us
- we value them
- they make our lives better
My last three brain cells:
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My last three brain cells:
Dear GOD does Swerve's new music fucking slap
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Dear GOD does Swerve's new music fucking slap
AEW got the timing right this time. Thank you for giving us time to flip over.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
AEW got the timing right this time. Thank you for giving us time to flip over.
Juice Robinson humping anything and everything like a dog will never stop being hilarious.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Juice Robinson humping anything and everything like a dog will never stop being hilarious.
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The ura-nage started as a high-level judo throw and somehow became one of the most influential suplex families in pro wrestling.
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
How a Judo reversal move became a puroresu staple: the ura-nage 「裏投げ」
Whenever I watch puroresu, or any wrestling show in general, I have this annoying habit of clipping a cool move and posting it on Threads or Bluesky. And of course like any irrational fan who gets a l...
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November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The ura-nage started as a high-level judo throw and somehow became one of the most influential suplex families in pro wrestling.
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
Didn't want to go to college
Joined the Air Force to do computer stuff
Got stationed at an assignment that was switching over to CyberSecurity
Retired 14 years later
Got a new job doing a lot of the same things I'd done prior
Joined the Air Force to do computer stuff
Got stationed at an assignment that was switching over to CyberSecurity
Retired 14 years later
Got a new job doing a lot of the same things I'd done prior
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Didn't want to go to college
Joined the Air Force to do computer stuff
Got stationed at an assignment that was switching over to CyberSecurity
Retired 14 years later
Got a new job doing a lot of the same things I'd done prior
Joined the Air Force to do computer stuff
Got stationed at an assignment that was switching over to CyberSecurity
Retired 14 years later
Got a new job doing a lot of the same things I'd done prior
These idiots are a joke.
Primary them out next year.
Primary them out next year.
Dems do the bare minimum to build coalitions on the left to be an actual opposition party challenge: impossible
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
These idiots are a joke.
Primary them out next year.
Primary them out next year.
Wrestling hot take:
Kenny > AJ >Devitt > Jay >> Finlay >>>>>> EVIL as BC leader
Kenny > AJ >Devitt > Jay >> Finlay >>>>>> EVIL as BC leader
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Wrestling hot take:
Kenny > AJ >Devitt > Jay >> Finlay >>>>>> EVIL as BC leader
Kenny > AJ >Devitt > Jay >> Finlay >>>>>> EVIL as BC leader
As indecisive as I am, I ended up about where I expected after seeing other people post this.
I think my official stance is "If the right person came along..."
I think my official stance is "If the right person came along..."
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
As indecisive as I am, I ended up about where I expected after seeing other people post this.
I think my official stance is "If the right person came along..."
I think my official stance is "If the right person came along..."
Baseball fan friends who like merch:
MLBShop is having a pretty big pre-Black Friday sale. Just about everything is there.
MLBShop is having a pretty big pre-Black Friday sale. Just about everything is there.
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Baseball fan friends who like merch:
MLBShop is having a pretty big pre-Black Friday sale. Just about everything is there.
MLBShop is having a pretty big pre-Black Friday sale. Just about everything is there.
This is relevant again now that Tana has sold out the Tokyo Dome one final time.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is relevant again now that Tana has sold out the Tokyo Dome one final time.